Speaking of financial tasks, I just saw this email and immediately thought of you
24.09.2025 17:51 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Speaking of financial tasks, I just saw this email and immediately thought of you
24.09.2025 17:51 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Your reward for making it to Friday is Pope Francis going Kendrick Lamar on Trump.
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27.03.2025 16:28 β π 754 π 45 π¬ 32 π 3every days news cycle is just going to be this onion headline for the next 4 years
29.01.2025 03:57 β π 4160 π 322 π¬ 26 π 6not going to learn any trump admin names this time around. just Mean Blonde #12, Guy Who Looks Like He Killed Someone Drunk Driving A Boat, Big Pink Head, etc
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Those new to Bsky need to be made aware of one of the greatest skeets ever, deleted long before its time.
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It's like the whole damn country is built on a Native American Burial Ground or something
06.11.2024 15:05 β π 2078 π 442 π¬ 21 π 13Janeway, like all of us, sits at her desk, staring intently at a small device in her hands.
06.11.2024 00:00 β π 9431 π 2559 π¬ 71 π 146modern society is so divorced from our food sources that most people who eat pop tarts have never actually killed one themselves
29.12.2023 18:02 β π 6798 π 1584 π¬ 134 π 81one of the most powerful skills you can ever master for yourself is "yes, it sucks, and i love it". once you learn this you are free
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