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Speaking of financial tasks, I just saw this email and immediately thought of you

24.09.2025 17:51 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Your reward for making it to Friday is Pope Francis going Kendrick Lamar on Trump.

18.04.2025 14:56 β€” πŸ‘ 1041    πŸ” 253    πŸ’¬ 12    πŸ“Œ 12

(newscaster voice) they're called microposts, and they're already in your bloodstream

27.03.2025 16:28 β€” πŸ‘ 754    πŸ” 45    πŸ’¬ 32    πŸ“Œ 3
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every days news cycle is just going to be this onion headline for the next 4 years

29.01.2025 03:57 β€” πŸ‘ 4160    πŸ” 322    πŸ’¬ 26    πŸ“Œ 6

not going to learn any trump admin names this time around. just Mean Blonde #12, Guy Who Looks Like He Killed Someone Drunk Driving A Boat, Big Pink Head, etc

28.01.2025 20:57 β€” πŸ‘ 3710    πŸ” 551    πŸ’¬ 79    πŸ“Œ 21
A skeet from β€œrare body oils” that says:

TREBEK: Feel free to ask these diminutive spirits for sexual favors, but don't say "guten Tag" -- they're not actually German!
me: who are the slut gnomes of false berlin
TREBEK: Bizarre little men. You're still in control of the board

A skeet from β€œrare body oils” that says: TREBEK: Feel free to ask these diminutive spirits for sexual favors, but don't say "guten Tag" -- they're not actually German! me: who are the slut gnomes of false berlin TREBEK: Bizarre little men. You're still in control of the board

Those new to Bsky need to be made aware of one of the greatest skeets ever, deleted long before its time.

01.09.2024 12:14 β€” πŸ‘ 8006    πŸ” 2274    πŸ’¬ 41    πŸ“Œ 60
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Today’s Historic Front Page: November 6, 2024
theonion.com/todays-histo...

06.11.2024 21:59 β€” πŸ‘ 24550    πŸ” 3687    πŸ’¬ 186    πŸ“Œ 145

It's like the whole damn country is built on a Native American Burial Ground or something

06.11.2024 15:05 β€” πŸ‘ 2078    πŸ” 442    πŸ’¬ 21    πŸ“Œ 13
Janeway, like all of us, sits at her desk, staring intently at a small device in her hands.

Janeway, like all of us, sits at her desk, staring intently at a small device in her hands.

06.11.2024 00:00 β€” πŸ‘ 9431    πŸ” 2559    πŸ’¬ 71    πŸ“Œ 146

modern society is so divorced from our food sources that most people who eat pop tarts have never actually killed one themselves

29.12.2023 18:02 β€” πŸ‘ 6798    πŸ” 1584    πŸ’¬ 134    πŸ“Œ 81

one of the most powerful skills you can ever master for yourself is "yes, it sucks, and i love it". once you learn this you are free

17.10.2023 12:12 β€” πŸ‘ 2119    πŸ” 589    πŸ’¬ 42    πŸ“Œ 65