Plaalt

Skyward sword is the best zelda game and i will fight anyone on this fucking hill

i forgot i have an alt 2 seconds after posting this

but i aint a coward

working on a 1 handed smash controller so i can beat my wife while beating my meat

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My friend told me about an incident at their school.

i had a mouse at one point with like 12 side buttons and i once key'd an entire shooter to the mouse

somewhere, at any time, someone on the enemy team could be cranking their hog while soloing your ass

what do you mean the graphics team definitely intended me to play this game with 32k AI Upscaled textures, no hud, a "enhanced reloads" mod, and Frame Gen so i get 800 frames per second /j

the smell is the best part

Imagine the smell 🤤

#勝利の女神:NIKKE #NIKKE #GoddessofVictory:NIKKE

pee

"how did you know she was gay"

"YOU MADE HER"

✋

she bakushin'd

What if cum crackled like pop rocks

Lucian: i love FROTing

"bidet for your pussy"

"Angel asks rosethorn what they want from timmies

The Code (Of The Devil @jelloapocalypse.bsky.social animation)

People with massive yuri collection will have a gunplay piece but will be completely normal and really cool people, while people with massive yaoi collections will tell you how you deserve to die if your a lesbian while reading "Men look at each other with a tiny splash of homosexuality"

The market is untapped for a Get-Along-Bomb-Collar called "Keep Kissing and Nobody Explodes"

i was expecting to see umas on my screen

i need to see the rig on the endfield models

Silhouette of Kisaragi's new model and all forms

"Let the clash remember this world's Architect"

Loading Lead Auditor ███ Kisaragi

ERROR: SUPPORT NEEDED

To unlock:
1ST: 15❤+ 5🔄
2ND: 25❤+ 15🔄
3RD: 35❤+ 25🔄
FULL: Phase 1: 50❤+ 40🔄
EX-A: 69❤+ 50🔄
EX-B: 75❤+ 75🔄

D-Line Feb 14th, reveal if goal not met

#VtuberReveal #VtuberDebut #Vtuber #fintuber

I was thinking about thid but im just going to offically say that yes, im genderfluid, ive technically been for years but uh, for a while i never really knew how far that reached for me :p

bottom surgery but i replace it with a usb port

The Steam Machine has been delayed because stupid little babies can't stop using AI to write their emails:

aftermath.site/steam-machine-...

i need this so i can remember to reply to people

Judgement bay is judging you

#tomodachilife #fuckai #smallartist #nintendo #nintendods #digitalart

coming back to your phone and its just 500 photos of Yuel and Societte taking selfies (they accidentally took a burst shot)