Jacob

Give Larry Craig a break, it was 2007. Options were limited.

"Surprise genocide? Don't you mean an Ender reveal party?"

Bender from Futurama

"Futurama episode? Don't you mean a Bender reveal party?"

"Republican National Convention? Don't you mean a Grindr reveal party?"

Detail from the cover of GRENDEL by John Gardner.

Beowulf? Don't you mean a Grendel reveal party?

You haven't yet, but go on

Although I still refuse to acknowledge Vance as one of us.

And SPEAKING OF GENERATIONS, this thing hasn't been updated yet, but there are now FOUR whole Millennials in the Senate, huzzah.

www.wcd.fyi/features/sen...

Senator Jon Ossoff is a whole month younger than me. Gads.

I'm a millennial, I guess, but I somehow didn't get invited to any of the cool parties where we killed off entire brands and industries.

A sketch of a younger Elon Musk (before the hair plugs) with his signature “Concerning!” reply.

A screenshot from LORD OF THE RINGS showing Gandalf approaching Gondor.

Lord of the Rings marathon? Don't you mean a Gondor reveal party?

Stephen Miller is only 18 months older than me.

(The hatred adds about 20 years)

My 20-year high school reunion is in a month and a half. Do I really want to go and find out which classmates went full MAGA?

Single panel cartoon in the style of Gary Larson Far side. Hacker T. Dog, a dog puppet in a flashy shirt, pulls a goofy smile behind a table of 4 crudely made tools as his co-host, Lauren, puts her thumb and forefinger to her nose trying to stifle laughter. Caption reads "just normal tools."

what do you mean 'normal tools'?

I have no objection to any person’s religion, be it what it may

Somebody should tell him the Zelenskyy did suspend elections for the duration of the war. Leave out that last bit and maybe he’ll come around.

I suppose you’re right. It’s why he eventually landed on “China good” despite “communism bad.” (And also “Chinese bad.”) And probably why he only pretends to hate Iran.

Holding up the new NYRB Classics edition of Mrs. Dalloway

A book stack featuring The Annotated Mrs. Dalloway, Mark Hussey’s Mrs. Dalloway: Biography of a Novel, my well-loved old edition, and—coming soon from Columbia University Press—Edward Mendelson’s The Inner Life of Mrs. Dalloway. On top is the new NYRB Classics edition.

Just got the gorgeous NYRB Classics centenary edition of Mrs. Dalloway, edited by Edward Mendelson! First-edition text with Woolf’s own revisions, and a cover that nods to the original Hogarth Press design. Centennial editions of To the Lighthouse and The Waves are on the way…in a few years.

Plus, it was only ever states’ rights to harm, not state’ rights to help. Republicans were never in favor of individual states legalizing same-sex marriage or gender transitioning.

That, and he both loves and is desperately envious of other celebrities, and Zelenskyy is both a celebrity who became a politician AND rock-star famous for resisting Putin, so Trump should have done everything he could to become his best friend. And yet.

He hates anyone or anything that he deems to be a loser, and nothing has more loser stink than a world leader who can’t even conquer a weaker neighboring country after three years of war. And yet he still hasn’t abandoned Putin.

Only when the courts and the federal government weren’t totally on their side.

Mesolithic Eurasian tribal chieftain: we’ve gotta think outside the bogs

Mike “Reek” Johnson shaking hands with Donald Trump.

“Here’s why Donald Trump should be impeached:”

*large posters detailing his latest crimes*

“And here’s why he won’t be:”

And that’s why Democrats in the House need to be holding weekly (Monday morning, preferably) press conferences detailing all the impeachable crimes Trump committed in the last week along with photos of Mike Johnson looking creepy and servile to explain why impeachment isn’t happening.

I should probably get started first.

YouTube video by Pitch Meeting War of the Worlds (2025) Pitch Meeting

Is this a good representative of the movie? I feel like I just saved an hour+. Whatever the run time is. I can't even be bothered to check.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=2fhL...

Not without a helmet, he's not.

Lisa Murkowski,
So quiet and mousey,
Was eager and willing to please.
But when told "Do your duty!
And give Trump the boot!" she
Traded her vote for some cheese.