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@darkbluemonkey.bsky.social

... The nature of Monkey is irrepressible! Travelling the Wasteland in search of good old school games. If I've posted something dumb-sounding, it's a joke.

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Latest posts by darkbluemonkey.bsky.social on Bluesky

They're in for a massive shock if they try to just use AI to design, build and test new games instead of real humans

07.08.2025 21:00 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Nice!

07.08.2025 20:57 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Ack!

06.08.2025 20:52 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

That's awful, I'm so sorry :( you're so talented I know you'll find something. Each time something like this has happened to me it's turned out to be a cloud with a silver lining and I've found something better.. I hope it's the same for you now. :( *Hugs*

06.08.2025 04:12 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
A pixel art drawing of a thief character sitting on the branch of a tree. The thief is wearing red boots and a turquoise cap. The tree encompasses the picture in a circle with its branches framing the thief.

A pixel art drawing of a thief character sitting on the branch of a tree. The thief is wearing red boots and a turquoise cap. The tree encompasses the picture in a circle with its branches framing the thief.

Thief

#zxspectrum #pixelart #ドット絵

05.08.2025 19:14 — 👍 457    🔁 105    💬 7    📌 1

That's a false equivalence. The older consoles could happily work offline 100% of the time. If you rooted the 3DS the whole point of it was to play games off SD cards, so you never connect to the eShop or download an update to get brick... And good luck to Nintendo. Sending a brick command anyway!

05.08.2025 18:52 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I'd like to see them brick my SNES, or even my 3ds, considering neither of them have functioning internet at the moment....

05.08.2025 18:03 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Nintendo have little interest in keeping cult titles alive or supporting legacy stuff. They want everyone from now on to move to renting their games on remotely killable handhelds. As soon as they stop making money from something, eshop dead, licenses timed out, buy a new console. Rinse, repeat.

05.08.2025 11:40 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

So little demand? When I travel there's often one or two kids playing on 2ds/3ds.

And why keep it running? All of the digital only games that people with 3dses might want to give them money for.

Pessimistic? Have you seen any love from Nintendo for preserving games that weren't smash hits?

05.08.2025 11:36 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

There were pleas not to close the 3ds eshop, pleas not to kill off the wiiU shop, pleas to allow people to preserve the digital-only games legally, pleas to allow a third party to run the eshop and just send Nintendo the profits. They ignored every single one. They just care about profit.

05.08.2025 09:47 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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Very fun, hot day yesterday... Spent flying kites, getting wet and playing with donkeys

05.08.2025 08:04 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Given that the 3ds eshop is still down, I don't think Nintendo 'get' messages. They do whatever they damn well please and everyone else has to deal with it. The switch 2 with its remote kill switch is the beginning of the end for people enjoying their childhood gaming nostalgia in later life.

05.08.2025 07:58 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

Loved that show so much. It always tickled me to see Herman munster as a human.

04.08.2025 06:49 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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"Space Debris" tracker tune played on a 486 laptop with a Covox clone: 🔊🎵

02.08.2025 00:42 — 👍 52    🔁 10    💬 6    📌 1

Wow, I have heard that in such a long time. This was one of my favourite MOD tracks at uni. Brilliant memories, awesome song

02.08.2025 08:46 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

If a game says "rogueli..." I immediately nope out. I CBA with a game that sends me back to square one if I make a mistake, and the game gets harder and harder, so you lose more and more progress. But this game... This really grabbed me. Really enjoyed it. It just felt fun.

02.08.2025 08:40 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Have a lovely day :)

02.08.2025 08:24 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Ooh trial of champions.. that's one of the only three of four I actually own. Great FF book. Do I see some dice being packed as well? :)

01.08.2025 20:50 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Banyan Tree. Final answer. :(

01.08.2025 19:55 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Basically, they didn't bother to read ANY of the documentation they were sent, didn't read the quotes or options and didn't try to make an informed decision. They asked AI to summarise it and tell them what to order. What they got is utterly inappropriate for their use case.

Sigh.

01.08.2025 15:33 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Just had another AI generated help request that made absolutely no sense. It basically explained general concepts, with huge factual errors, omitted anything crucial that might help me actually figure out what they want.

Asked them to fix it, and they don't know how!

01.08.2025 15:33 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Select name from bsky.accounts where age < @sql_server_age

Name
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SwiftOnSecurity

1 row(s) returned.

01.08.2025 12:44 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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a man in captain america 's uniform says i understood that reference ALT: a man in captain america 's uniform says i understood that reference

Hehe

01.08.2025 12:40 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Can I therefore call flucloxacillin, fuxie?

01.08.2025 10:50 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Woah, lefty's got a facelift since I was last there... Ken sent me.

01.08.2025 09:28 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I think it'd be fun to just randomly join some grounds together with a lovely neatly routed tasteful black wire that winds around or under a chip, And then one massive kludge red wire that's way too long and stretches all the way across the board like a chimpanzee was let loose with a soldering iron

01.08.2025 09:27 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Patch It!, by LukHash track by LukHash

@lukhash.bsky.social has a new track and I think it'd be an absolute banger for a racing track in a game. It's like Ghouls N ghosts had a baby with Top Gear, but way punchier.

What do you think?

lukhash.bandcamp.com/track/patch-it

01.08.2025 09:25 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I saw someone saying that in some sections Linux had now reached 6% desktop market share.. while Steam is showing it knocking on 3%, and the general metrics showing between 4 and 5%. That's already half of apple's Global desktop market share! I think people ignore Linux at their peril these days.

01.08.2025 09:19 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I kinda miss that 80s aesthetic of an extra wire soldered to a few pins to fix a problem nobody's sure what caused it.

01.08.2025 09:16 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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That looks like an album cover :)

01.08.2025 09:14 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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