pollen presenter

Oh hell yeah

not wimpy. sensible actions. looks yum!

bro we are being conquered by neo-confederate pedophile christian fascists dawg they are turning the cities into internal colonies for extraction

Leaf covered lawn with a dusting of snow

Same lawn with more snow!

Got some snow! ❄️

Iced Xmas sugar cookies in a tin. Candy canes, tree, star, snowflake, bell, and stocking.

Iced Xmas sugar cookies. Snowflakes

Iced Xmas sugar cookies. Snowman, stars and trees

Iced Xmas sugar cookies bells and candy canes

#CookieParty

Thank you! Every year I wonder why I don’t do cut outs more often, and every year I remind myself why.

Iced Christmas cut out sugar cookies - snowflakes, stars, bells, gifts, ornaments, candy canes, stockings and hats - all laid out to dry on my kitchen table.

These took me all gahdamn day. Please clap.

She's a genius! love love love

well of course they picked those hats. lol. they look awesome. did somebody make them?

omg those hATS!!

Some days you are the pigeon, some days you are the statue. Hope everybody has a pigeon day today. 🕊️

chart of child mortality in history, roughly 48% for all societies across the globe…until the 20th century, where it plummets to 4%

Currently dorking out over this graph about child mortality with my brother. Just mind boggling to take in.

its so beautiful, but yeah. skip the end and the inevitable sobbing thankyouverymuch.

Yeah. That sounds better!

He’s the sweetest present 🎁

these are the wrap-them-all-separately-and-open-one-a-day books? Yay!

Three cheers for Mr Onion! Glad he’s doing well.

It’s a lot to remember. Ya can’t expect perfect right out the gate.

Reminder that *every* day is a good day to vote with your dollars.

Every day is a good day to boycott big companies that donate to political causes you don't agree with.

Every day is a good day to donate to your local food bank and other charities.

Today, yes, but *also* any other day.

YES! Why else have a Bird that big for dinner?! In-bird stuffing, that’s why.

A busy kitchen with three adults and two boids. Somebody plug in that electric knife, for Pete’s sake.

TWO! Count them, Two turkeys!

Yay! Congrats to Mac!

Bye Darth. See ya in the spring!

If people want to understand why American politics went bananas in 2012, the reason is that the moderate black President took a modest but consequential step toward decoupling healthcare from employment and every billionaire immediately poured their entire portfolio into race-hate media

Congratulations!

OK - pie discourse - best pie story:

In 2016, we were living in Andover, in the UK. My wife was assigned as an exchange officer at the Army Air Corps base at Middle Wallop (yes, really).*

The US Army has a tradition: senior leaders, in dress uniform, serve junior troops Thanksgiving dinner.

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Christmas sweater vests! Cute!

yes, hello, I would like to place an order for everyone’s funniest stories of holiday food-related family grudges / drama / chaotic incidents / lore

I feel like we need this

this is adorable and hilarious. thank you

A fifteen minute walk on the treadmill also goes on this list.