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Zye Red

@zyered.bsky.social

Comedy to heal while keeping it real. Adding color and solidarity to your feed so you have more energy to get up today. Don’t succumb to despair. πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ β€οΈπŸ–€πŸ€πŸ’š https://ko-fi.com/zyered/shop/mixed

417 Followers  |  141 Following  |  506 Posts  |  Joined: 08.02.2025
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customer: can i have a beef soft taco please?

me: of course, would you like that individually or in a combo?

customer: yes

me:

customer:

me:

customer: and can i also order a cheese quesadilla and ---

28.02.2026 05:30 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Should I Post in Batches or Spread Stuff Out? - Click to view on Ko-fi Zye's Beads added a poll on Ko-fi

Hey, could y'all help me out with this poll I made? I need some opinions.

ko-fi.com/polls/Should...

26.02.2026 17:05 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Haven Social: Stopping AI Art Theft & Surveillance Social media that prevents AI from stealing your art, your biometrics, and your privacy.

Some fine people are campaigning for an anti-AI social media platform! Their ideas are extremely clever, too.

They need to reach their fundraising goal in forty-two days, so please read about them here and spread this around. Better yet, pledge some money! 🫡🏼

www.kickstarter.com/projects/hav...

26.02.2026 15:42 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

TikTok thinks this video deserves to be under review for some reason. So I posted it on YouTube as well.

(I deleted the image preview because I dislike the freeze-frame it chose for my face. πŸ˜…)

youtube.com/shorts/9BRDr...

26.02.2026 03:03 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I haven't watched your newest video yet, but I just want you to know that I really appreciate what you do. After a long day in customer service interacting with people who...shall we say, do not share my moral values, seeing your ferocious compassion is very refreshing.

25.02.2026 00:38 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Support Zye's Beads Upcycled jewelry from donated materials. A multitude for every mood!

🫡🏼 Do you like supporting independent artists who need to eat food and live in places?

Consider subscribing to my Ko-Fi! A single dollar a month from a thousand people would be a very consistent and trustworthy form of security! You don't have to, but it'd be cool if you did!
ko-fi.com/zyered

23.02.2026 17:28 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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These earrings were in a group of commission options from a previous post, and they're now up for sale on ko-fi.com/zyered/shop!

Get 'em quick before somebody else does! I'd love to make more of this style in the future, but I guarantee they will not look precisely the same. πŸ‘€

23.02.2026 06:32 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a customer: hey can you please make some earrings based on Vox from Hazbin Hotel

me: I will do my best.

22.02.2026 16:54 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

You do not need to read or listen to the files.

If you choose to, make sure that choice is based on you, not the pressure you might feel to "do enough".

You do not need to shove yourself deeper into the pit just to prove you can see the darkness that's all around us.

20.02.2026 16:43 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Seed beads! Seed beads!! SEED BEADS!!

#handmadejewelry

19.02.2026 05:00 β€” πŸ‘ 14    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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More fun news! Zye's Beads published a post on Ko-fi

New blog post just dropped, featuring official news regarding TWO improvements to my shop (and the stuff in it)!

#Ko-Fi #smallartist #beading

ko-fi.com/post/More-fu...

19.02.2026 03:21 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

haha cool

πŸ‘πŸΌ

17.02.2026 06:40 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Update: I gave the display stand to a customer so now I'm waiting for a new one in the mail. πŸ˜…

17.02.2026 03:14 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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okay be honest

If I came up to you in Wal-Mart looking like this, would you trust me?

17.02.2026 03:13 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0
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Someone requested earrings to match a necklace I set aside for them, in the style of "crow gathering shiny objects for their nest".

I enjoy presenting 3 options for earrings, so I pulled out my Numbered Card Backings and got to work. The first image is one of the reference photos they sent me.

09.02.2026 23:26 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I purchased a new necklace display stand! Now for better photos in the future.

#smallartist #jewelry

09.02.2026 05:42 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

lookin like he popped out of phineas and ferb

08.02.2026 04:48 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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β€˜A profound sense of being hunted’: with all eyes on Minneapolis, ICE arrests continue quietly across the US Immigration operations are still stoking fear and disrupting the ability to go to work, school or doctor’s appointments

β€˜A profound sense of being hunted’: with all eyes on Minneapolis, ICE arrests continue quietly across the US

Immigration operations are still stoking fear and disrupting the ability to go to work, school or doctor’s appointments

www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...

08.02.2026 00:17 β€” πŸ‘ 37    πŸ” 24    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Da baby snuck into my large box of beading supplies and peed in it.

The Bead Peer's access to my apartment has now been restricted to certain hours of the day.

06.02.2026 02:50 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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da baby (my neighbor's cat)

03.02.2026 06:34 β€” πŸ‘ 19    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

(I was gonna push back a bit on the "normal" bit, but I understand the gist. Normal here meaning JUST FREAKIN TRY to be a decent friend. πŸ˜†)

02.02.2026 18:53 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

2/2) And as a person with many neurodivergent friends who are fabulous gems, I really get my broccoli boiled when I see such a deliberate lack of effort from others. Like, dude, at least give Being a Good Person the ole' college try. I can respect you doing your best.

02.02.2026 18:51 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

1/2) I get what you're saying. I've had plenty of situations in which a person deliberately used their neurodivergence as an excuse to avoid accountability, push peoples' boundaries, or claim they just "didn't understand the nuances" despite being told clearly and repeatedly.

02.02.2026 18:51 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

HAHAHAAAAA, I agree. The intentions of the OPs are crystal-clear most of the time, but people keep pining and whining. No guys, you have to have difficult conversations and learn conflict resolution, sorry. Want healthy relationships? Put in the work. I don't make the rules.

02.02.2026 17:23 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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*snorts a platefull of beef lumpia and hands these to you* πŸ‡΅πŸ‡­

#handmade #Filipino #beads

02.02.2026 16:42 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Some more beads to purify your feed and hopefully your day.

#handmade #smallartist

02.02.2026 06:29 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Welcome to Beauty 2 The Streetz - Beauty 2 The Streetz Beauty 2 The Streetzβ„’We offer support, encouragement, and resources to communities in need. Donate Monthly Support Our GoFundMe πŸ–€ Serving at the Pleasure of the Homeless. Beauty 2 The Streetzβ„’ is a no...

4/4) I will be donating my usual 10% directly to her organization’s website. Please consider donating a bit yourself, if you have the ability. Thank you.

Her work was one of the inspirations behind the way I run my shop. This is a huge blow. Please keep her family in your thoughts. πŸ–€

b2ts.org

02.02.2026 03:01 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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3/4) I followed her on TikTok for a long time and was crushed to hear of her passing. The world has lost a shining star, and the impact of her iridescent compassion will never be forgotten. #ShirleyRaines

02.02.2026 03:01 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

2/4) During February, donations will go to Beauty 2 the Streetz, a nonprofit dedicated to serving the unhoused population of Los Angeles and Nevada. The founder, Shirley Raines, passed away very recently at only 58 years old.

02.02.2026 03:01 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

1/4) During January we donated $46 to my best friend Alice to help her through this period of grief. That money went to laundry, snacks and food. Thank you for your help, it’s truly appreciated.

02.02.2026 03:01 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0