Bottle

WHAAHHWAAHHH??? THAAAAT'S...NOT...bbfh...BUT UHH??? I'M NOT EEEVEN...THAAAT CHUBBY??? P-perhaaaps an eeextra POUND OR TWOOO...BUT FAERIES DON'T GET FAAAT...hwha...Hbfhf...HHAH...I'M...NOT FOOD??? AND!!! UHH UHH...NOT RUNNING AWAAAY, JUST, FLUTTERING OUT OF GRAAASPING RAANGE, AHAHHAA...haa...hff..

Yeah, GOSH!!! What silly foodsies, not~ EVEN!!! Reaaalizing that their faaate is to be meeelted in your tummy, whehee...just as sandwiches and steaks might beeee~ BUT LIKE, ehee...I'm!!! OF COURSE, I~ Am people, I'm a faaairy~ NOTHING like those squiiirmy, whiny meaaals, whaha~ Haha...hbfhf...

More on the way

Ehehe, I really wanna post some things that call for the interaction of all you CUTIES!!!! But, I don't...knooow what to SAY!!!!

It's haaard!!!! I'll think of something SOON, but~ I just...awh~

Thank you all for liking my RAAMBLINGS <3

Ehe...
Gonna~ Make absolutely ALL OF YOU REGRET IT, AHAhA!!!!

MBhbH~

What a TERRIBLE, aaawful, and TOTALLY...not!!! HUMILIATING faaate, KYhahAH~ Whhee....

To be...ahwhee~ Awaaash in the machinaaations of a FAIRY'S boooody~ Audience to her POUNDING heartbeat, SOOOO MANY JUICES POOOURING ONTO YOOOU~ HFhf...

**My** beeelches ECHOING insiiide of mEEeE~ HFhf....

SHE!!! S-she is a WHOOLE TOWERING AMAZING AND DEFINITELY COOL...

...niiiiine inches tall...WHICH IS AALMOST AS TALL!!! O-okaaay??? Ehehee~ S-she...Mhph..

You should teeeest that, kyhAHa~

why NOT just, ehehe...FOLLOW me into the fooorest??? Ehhee...are you...AFRAID of a liiiittle FAAAIRY???

Ehehe, it's as if you thiiink I'll EAT YOU...AHAHA~ ALIIIVE AND WHOOOLE!!! YOUR ENTIIIRE BEING, HFHHF...squeezed iiinto my BIOLOGY, so...hfhf~ IMMERSED in my indelicaaate DIGESTIVE PROCESSES~

...YES??? Aaabsolutely, I MEAN!!!
AHhaHAH~ HAa...you're TOTALLY CORRECT!!! I am noooone of those THINGS at AAALL~ AHah...

I juuust, mhph~
I wanna...HEEEELP~ I so DEARLY NEED TO TAAAAKE such ADOOORABLE CUTIES awaaay...from~ FROM!!! All the HORRORS of the wooorld~

To subject them to MIIIINE~ KekEke~

@fairypred.bsky.social is adorable and cute and not stinky and gross at all, I promise. See?? She won't ruin you and turn you into something horrible by shoving you through her digestive system! Promise!!

WEHhee, I AM TOTALLY CASTING MY BALLOT!!! I aaaam~

It's!!! ME!!! BOTTLE THE WHATEVER I WAS!!!!
Ehe~ With!!! A slightly censored ref for...REASONS!!!!

Vore day raffle!!
Like, Retweet, follow and post your ref in comments for the chance to Be Eaten/Eat Lillie

there will be a free raffle slot open to enter for a few days
There is also a paid auction slot if you dont like your luck

...I feel for this poor villain, that's...

Hwhbhh...i-is it BAD to say that I relaaate to THEM??? Ahehe...b-because I DO!!!!

Oh my god she's so EXCESSIVELY BIG?! devious thing..

(drawn for a bestie, @fairypred.bsky.social)
#SakiSlimeArt

BbEEESstiEee~ HAhaAA~ <3

Thaaaank you SO MUCH, Saaaki, HBFhfF~
Of cooourse, I mean, thaank you for being such a LOOVELY, sooooft, WAAARM and COOOMFORTABLE SEAAAAAT, KYahhH!!! HFhbfF~

I cannot FATHOM the thooought of getting UP, EHeh~

That's okaay, riiight??? To SIT on you for WEEKS AND MONTHS!!!

I-IMAAAGINE??? MEEEE??? WhBff...b-buwbhbh...hbff...

W-well, I c-can...
Hfbhf...

Cooould...
FEEL a-all of those...whbff...c-clattering, w-weakened SKULLS, t-those poor BOOONES, teetering on the eeeedge of SHATTERING and craacking under the weeeight of your CHUUUURNING compressions...whbFff...

It's been FUN taaalking, though! It maaay be time for me to get some sleep, ehee...
C-cuuutie, whbfhbfff...whbff...

HHWhh-

S-snaaack...
Snaaaack...
A...HWBff...cluuuump of...c-caaalories, of...WHbff...

BUT MY!!! WBhff...meeemories, MY DREAMS, frieeends, aaasapiraaations, j-just...

F-funneled awaaaay a-at the p-press of a leeeeever, whBFHff...

S-sent FAAAR awaaay, t-to the seeewers, whbfff...hahff...

BWAAAHH!!!
D-devoooured...m-meeelted...whhbff...a-absooorbed, l-let...OOOUT A-AND..MHPHh!!! F-forgooootten, a-an...a-anonymous, n-neeebulous STREAM of...

G-gaaas, of AAAADIPOSE haaanging from your BOOODY, whbfhff...

E-everything t-that I...aaam...
Gone...ruined...digested...YOOOOURS...hwbfhF...

B-but, t-that's TOTALLY NOT THE CAAAASE??? I...d-do SUPPOSE I c-can get just, e-eeever so...SLIIIGHTLY...MHPhh...

Hahff...fluuustered, p-perhaaaps...

I MEAN!!!!

WHHWFHFfF!!! I c-cannot EVEN FAAATHOM, b-being...whbf...bursts of...gaaaas, eeever more haaandfuls of JIGGLE on...your...fatty...

WHBh!

Ggy-...MMMNNNn!!!!!

C-caaan't...HhfBff-
AwhhBF...b-braain..n-not...WOOOORK, I..AHAhaAAHHBFfh!!!!

MNNf...t-to be SO CAAASUAL w-with...m-my...whbf...
d-depaaarture...whBFHFf...
F-fluuushing...m-my...whbfHBF...r-remaaains...d-dooown your...

MHph...tooooilet....

WHW...m-my BOOOOODY!!!! I-it's...Hwbf

W-waaAAAAASTE??? W-what...a...HhHHhh...

Y-you...m-my...BOOOODY, j-just, aw-WhbFff...
E-every...MHh...o-ooounce of..f-faaat, of PROTEIN, eEEEEeEEVERY CALORIE...hhHb...r-raaaavaged...
A-absooorbed...

W-what...MHhp...r-remaaains of...m-me...
P-puuushed...back...t-throoough...
Out...
G-gone...
AWhBfbf

EAAASY???? EAAASY??? I'm noooot SO SUUURE that I...MPH..
AwwaAAAHHhh...
WHbhff...n-nooo, THAT'S!!!
MHPHh...j-just...MHPHh~ E-enveeeeloped by those..MHph~ Juuuuices, beeeing...p-puuumped fuuurther ALOOONG, dissolving, absoooorbed, t-to be....

r-repuuuurposed a-as-

HAwhf...p-padding...whaHbhbff...

A-Aahhhbh...MPHH!!!

Hahhb...aaaan...iiinstant for YOOOOU, m-maaybe, buwhbhb...

LUUURCHING iiiinto those DEEPTHS, b-being...subjeeected to that INCESSANT pulling, that...mphh...that quiiivering PUUUULSE of muuuuscles wooorking to...p-pull...mmphh...

M-m..
...deeeeper...

Meeelted iiinto...mphmh...

W-WEHHHH??? W-wwaaAAIIIT!!! H-hooold ON JUST, OOONE MOOOOMENT!!!
T-that's...AAAH!!! I c-cannot POSSIBLY EEEVER HOOOOPE t-to...t-to HOOOLD MYSELF agaaainst that GLASS...I'd...Hwbfff...

S-so INEXORABLY s-sliiide...i-iiiiinwaaards???? I-insiiide of that...hwbfh...r-rapaaacious WAAAARMTH, WhbFhf...

BHwbHFBff-MEEEE??? ME????
Bubhbh...t-that's n-not...a-aaaadding to...AAWHWAAHH!!!

Y-you totally DON'T HAAAVE t-...MHphh...

I m-mean, whBFHbff...j-just, t-that...MHph...THAT SOOOFTNESS, t-that PLUUUSH waarmth w-would just, whbff...

awhbHf...e-enveeeelop MEEEe...s-so...whbhff...
So HEEEELPLESSLY...

oooh, goodness, that's SO GOOD, AHWhbfhf~

CAN...caaan I like, LIKE muuultiple TIMES??? Maaaybe like, THIRTY OR FOOOURTY TIMES??? EHehEe~ AHbwhbff...mhphh...

J-just, suuuuch a wooonderful...mhph...SOOOOFT...
WHhEhe...d-daaangerous and ENTHRALLING tuuuuummy, whbfffheHEheeeH~ AHaah~ HAha...

T-thaaaat SMELLY FAAAAIRY IS ABSOLUTELY NOT SMELLY, noooor does SHE WAAANT TO BE CRAMMED IN A JAAAAR!!!!

I hoooope everyone is doing FAIRY well todaaaay~

OH!!! Aaaaaaalso, AHAAHAH!!! Ehee...
I HAVE NOTHING CLEVER TO SAAAY, nooothing HOOORNY or LEEEWD of any SORT!!! I j-just, I'M GONNA EAT YOU NOOOOW!!!!

...o-or, ooooor, l-let you...MHph...
Y-you knooow, the ooother one...

DEPENDS ON WHO IS READING!!

AWhwBH!!!! MhpH...w-well, I!!! AWhBfbh...I...BUT THAT!! W-would, I!! AwhBAHbf...

A-am FAAAAIRLY CERTAIN!!! T-that I knoooow what...wwhbFf...awaaaaits paaaaast y-your...mhph...

I MEAN!!! AWHWBAAWHHH!!! I UHM!!! WAHaHehehe...I WAS TOTALLY just, just...SAAAYING!!! T-that I...w-well, UHM!!! AWHhbff...