kelly kato

two black and white cats are standing next to each other on their hind legs . ALT: two black and white cats are standing next to each other on their hind legs .

Incredible golden haul! Congratulations on y'alls 250+ club heehee

Whatever number it may be, the synergy and trust we've built up over the past year that goes beyond the gamemode really shows

My and Our first ever 260 global Eggs score together as the Muffins, skipping right past 250 entirely!

Stats Screen for our 260 Golden Egg score on 2nd run of Golden Rotation Gone Fission Hydroplant February 2026.

Scenario Code for our 260 Golden Egg score on 2nd run of Golden Rotation Gone Fission Hydroplant February 2026.

Final stats total for grinding 2nd run of Golden Gone Fission Hydroplant rotation.

[1/?] I am beyond words, most insane feat i have ever achieved in my Salmon Run career, on this 2nd Golden Hydro rerun, not only achieving my overall secret goal of getting 250+ eggs globally at least once, but SKIPPING to 260!
To all the Muffins, Thank You for our friendship!
#Splatoon3 #SalmonRun

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The cat is out of the bag and people by now should know I left the OFS server. Just my two comments about this
pastebin.com/3jFa6bxe

been a little while since we fished together. really glad we did today, good games! 🫶✨️

Hey there!
Here's my obligatory b-day art summary post
I hope that I'll somehow manage to bring you a few new pieces next year
Thank you 👉👈

guys I won salmon run

and now I overthink fucking everything

I hate hypervigilance😃

Dreading the amount of work coming my way this spring.

I feel like I have to minimize my time on some hobbies to have enough time for others.

And now I hate all that boring repetitive housework I'm bound to even more. I wish someone else would do this for me.

tl dr sad and moody ☹️

be me

skip 3 weeks worth of ITG sessions

get past 200 tier in the Girlpocalypse 2026 Endurance marathon

go out with friends to your favorite soup spot

this thing is getting out of hand. i know some recent events irl were extremely far from being pleasant and i'm stressed, but i'm so deep into my cr neverland so i'm skipping meals and workouts and can barely focus on my job. which, wow, makes me even more stressed

no shit herlock

mfs be like 52/50 dang i'm so bad (/j with a capital J)

anyway
andromeda color ✅
some bs✅
my new obsession color✅
W

hallo🌸

and OF COURSE to my precious girfriend for giving me that bouquet🤩❤️
...while I was fighting my ass off at the Big Shot cannon.....but nevertheless......

teehee ggs to my friends! thanks for playing with me once again✨️

love is in the air?
WRONG!
BA EW HT Grillers!

smallfry but toughfry 💢💢💢

[ #splatoon #salmonrun #smallfry 🐟 ]

third place again. sigh

still got a free membership so W

poor tbds having a freaking unreliable narrator as their ceo good luck

2AM hyperfixation newsflash because I had a cup of coffee before gym:
• made a bunch of sketches that I dont want to turn into finalized pieces rip (i hope i will)
• writing a fic, 10k+ words already
• dark fondue is sexo and everything but actually not the one I'm obsessing with

I love the plot heavy shit. I love the stories. I love ~timelines~

but I dont have TIME to play cookie run KINDGOM on top of that okay?????

wha the fuck

ok I have a fandom account to screech about it but. what the fuck

got the mf

(с) Конфуций

save me liquid calories

Mass gain cycle ends early because my desire to eat is at rock bottom again

not an €d, just. not fucking hungry almost at all, despite my 5 workouts per week. big thanks

The idea that everybody on the planet must forever be beholden to the default of babysitter of other people’s children except for their actual fucking parents, and as a result any attempt to opt of non-consensual babysitting must include getting my identity stolen, is an idea that must fucking die.

"коллеги, нужно вчера" это вневременной культурный феномен