@e-glo.bsky.social
he/him | NYC | a pleasure to have in class | 🏳️🌈
Just told someone I couldn’t hang out because I have plans*
*watching RHOSLC alone on my couch
Just thinking about (one of my) gym crush(es) and how we kept making eye contact earlier but by the time I mustered up the courage to talk to him he disappeared 😔
09.12.2025 23:36 — 👍 10 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Just a boy and his (limited edition lime) Diet Coke.
08.12.2025 00:18 — 👍 197 🔁 2 💬 7 📌 0The 24/7 bodega near my apartment that sells Frito’s honey BBQ flavor twists has saved my life more times than you’ll ever know.
07.12.2025 06:05 — 👍 16 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0That *does* sound like a perfect food day
06.12.2025 18:24 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0We’ve gotten to the hair length where my hair bounces when I dance and I love that for me.
06.12.2025 01:06 — 👍 63 🔁 1 💬 3 📌 0Remember the “bones or no bones” dog? I do that, but with pumpernickel bagels at my local coffee shop. Today’s a no pumpernickel bagel day. 😔
05.12.2025 13:48 — 👍 20 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Love how Candy by Mandy Moore consistently stays on my top songs of the year.
04.12.2025 21:46 — 👍 13 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Heather saying that getting an air fryer changed her life is so me coded. #RHOSLC
03.12.2025 01:14 — 👍 17 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0Commuting with kimbap and I can’t wait to stuff my faaace when I get home 🤤
03.12.2025 00:14 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Boy meets boy, boys find out they live in different neighborhoods, boys never talk again.
02.12.2025 23:58 — 👍 19 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Well, arrest me then!
01.12.2025 01:32 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
She done.
01.12.2025 01:18 — 👍 67 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0
It’s illegal to not be tipsy while you decorate your Christmas tree.
30.11.2025 23:55 — 👍 873 🔁 19 💬 20 📌 1After a trip, I don’t have a boyfriend to come back to but I *do* have a bidet which is a lovely reunion.
30.11.2025 20:51 — 👍 41 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Getting back to NYC from Delaware off-season is so fun because I have to go from a car to a another car to a train to another train. 🙃
30.11.2025 15:06 — 👍 23 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Still furious about the person in front of me getting the last free tote with purchase at the spice and tea store earlier today. This will haunt me.
29.11.2025 23:27 — 👍 10 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Thanksgiving leftover nachos if you care.
29.11.2025 22:43 — 👍 30 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0Beard is sprinkled with a lot more greys lately so yeah I guess you can call me daddy.
28.11.2025 21:56 — 👍 25 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
My parents’ new community has a gym, which is a win for me.
28.11.2025 19:05 — 👍 383 🔁 7 💬 2 📌 0
Like mother, like son.
27.11.2025 17:16 — 👍 28 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Your honor, they’re serving.
27.11.2025 16:55 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Omg that little dancing moment between Jonathan Groff and Bowen Yang at the parade 🥺
27.11.2025 14:18 — 👍 27 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Kicking off my Thanksgiving holiday with a sweet treat, festive tea, and catching up on Great British Bake Off. 😌
26.11.2025 23:27 — 👍 15 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Close friends/circles for Bluesky when? In the meantime, just gonna keep something tucked away in my drafts…
26.11.2025 23:00 — 👍 28 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0
Nature reset.
25.11.2025 19:05 — 👍 115 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0Me: hi, can I try these sneakers in a 9?
Employee: we don’t have them
Me: ok…
Employee: would you like me to see if another store has them?
Me: sure
Employee: no other store has them
Me: …
WHY ARE YOU DISPLAYING THEM?
Eating dinner at the bar and this bartender is staring into my soul 🥵 I think I ordered a burrita instead of a burrito because I was so flustered.
23.11.2025 00:26 — 👍 15 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I’m a millionaire (in Dreamlight Valley)
22.11.2025 19:00 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Visited the Hamilton Grange today and it blows my mind that Harlem — where The Grange is located and also where I live — was once considered the county/upstate. 🤯
22.11.2025 01:58 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
