Eric

My Sunday Scaries are sooo bad today 😔

I really hate these little shits in Metroid Dread

Ah yes another crush on a guy who doesn’t live in my city 🙃

I eat pizza even when I’m not hungry because I’m Italianx I can’t help it.

Ok fine I’ll watch Survivor 50 even tho I haven’t watched Survivor in 20+ years.

Today sucked, but I just ordered a bunch of Caribbean food for dinner made brunch plans for tomorrow so things are looking up! Food cures all.

Oh this audience is unbearable

Proof

Finally seeing The Outsiders on Broadway tonight and I’m sooo excited!!

Longtime crush came out of the woodwork and started flirting with me?? I’ll take it.

I feel like Metroid Prime is always just a bunch of running around in circles, occasionally shooting alien/robot things, and hoping you eventually get to where you need to be by some chance.

I love when people think they’re entitled to use two machines at the same time at the gym.

I miss the days of enjoying snow days 😔

I like the idea of a blizzard but without the snow.

The way this packaging from an Italian bakery brings me right back to childhood and how we would play with the string 🤌🏼

Did I go see this mainly because I have a crush on Brandon Flynn? Maybe.

The West Village is oVeRsTiMuLaTiNg tonight — opting for dinner at a cozy diner because I do nottt have the patience for a crowded restaurant.

Listen I like Dubai chocolate but we need to stop.

I wanna look at someone like I look at gym equipment that frees up after being used for a long time.

Absolutely stare out the window

Whenever someone tells me I’m their “type” I’m like ok I get it you like guys with some meat on their bones.

Tried a little too hard to cleanse my apartment/life with sage and set off the fire alarm 😬

I always feel like the world is ending, but like… it really kinda feels like it’s actually ending today.

Growing up, my sister had this pullout bed under her bed and whenever I wanted to have a sleepover I would ask my parents if I could sleep below-the-bed — I wish I could have a below-the-bed sleepover with my sister tonight 🥺

Leave me alone while I wrap up my workweek and listen to Blue Neighbourhood by Troye Sivan.

Found 70 cents in the dryer this morning and got real excited.

Kitty got fangs and kitty got claws

That sounds like a nice job actually

Lolll not both of my parents responding to my Instagram story about “yes baby” by Madison Beer. I think they just got back from dinner and had a few drinks.