Eric

As a huge Scary Movie fan, it’s very funny to watch Scream thinking of all the spoofs 😂

I try to pick a horror franchise to watch each October and I think the winner this year is gonna be Scream 🔪

Ok and some other versions for good measure

Cannot stop listening to Voulez-Vous (1999 Mamma Mia! version) 🕺🏻

Got to my event early so enjoying some peace on this bench. 😌 🍂

Happy Friday put someone in their place if they deserve it!

Oh yeahhh it’s time for my first fall-scented candle! 🍎

Ever find yourself somewhere that’s so beautiful and peaceful that it’s nearly impossible to tear yourself away from it? The earth can be amazing.

At my alma mater for an event and they have this little fair with local LGBTQ organizations, including the on-campus student group, which is making me so emotional because I wish I had that when I was in college but mostly because I’m so glad the students have it now 🥺 🏳️‍🌈

If you have mozzarella sticks at your event, I will leave a positive review in the survey you send me after.

In a Broadway mood after seeing a show so I’m listening to “Michael in the Bathroom” and “Suddenly Seymour” on repeat because I’m a sad boy. 🥺

The only bad thing about jukebox musicals is that they draw horrible audience members who have no theater etiquette. Like, why are you dancing like an idiot in your seat?! Go to an effing concert if you wanna do that.

Sat!

Oh I’ve had it, but at least I’m seeing Mamma Mia on Broadway tonight!!

The barista at my local cafe recommended mixing their honey and pistachio syrups to make a baklava-like iced coffee and now I think I have a new go-to order. 🤤

My brain is still in P-Town leather weekend mode so I ended up at The Eagle last night. 🤭

I get so annoyed (jealous) when muscle gays only hook up with other muscle gays and then I’m like wait if I was a muscle gay I wouldn’t do that so I maybe I just hate shallow people.

Very important cargo for my train ride back to NYC: BBQ chicken sub.

My mating call on the beach is eating a sandwich, summoning all the men who like bellies.

Ok I don’t know if it’s my *favorite* but the first one that comes to mind is “Michael In The Bathroom” from Be More Chill it gets me every time 😭

Drinking a Negroni in a cozy corner of this bar come say hi.

Well, someone in Chicago is using my pics to catfish on Grindr 😡 if you see me on Grindr in Chicago, please report!!

I hate when someone sits next to me and lets their jacket dangle all over me. Like, your jacket is an extension of you… get it off of me.

You know it’s off season when the ferry to P-Town is mostly straight people 🙃

Best man and soon-to-be drunk twin brother reporting for duty. 🫡

One of the employees at this cafe is wearing a leather Nasty Pig hat and I love that for us before 11am (truly).

October really loves a theme huh?

Ok now same

As a fraternal twin, I really need people to educate themselves on twins… just a little. Heard someone say “ok one’s short, one’s tall but they’re twins?” Yeah you idiot.

Life is just taking the customer copy of a restaurant receipt, stuffing it in your wallet, then immediately throwing it out when you get home.