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Senior GRC Analyst. Love my work. All opinions expressed are my own and do not represent any employer. AAS Network Admin, BA (international) History, MSIT, MSIS&A, CISSP, CISM. Love reading, analysis, writing, (published) etc. Photo is my own work.

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Strictly speaking, so is apple

03.02.2026 03:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

She was a privacy expert. She has a genius IQ, and has a hard time separating poodles and sheep. Yay #neurodivergence!

03.02.2026 03:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It is also Imbolc/Brigidโ€™s Day

02.02.2026 03:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

What drugs are you taking?

01.02.2026 02:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Oh lawd! It is the Devilโ€™s Dandruff!

31.01.2026 20:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Winter storm in the e CSRA. This is where grocery stores empty out of ingredients to make emergency French toast when storms come.

31.01.2026 20:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Typo faeries abound!

30.01.2026 21:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

#sodastream when a security professional calls and asks for you to get them in touch with se unity, donโ€™t tell them that there is NO SECURITY TEAM This is a critical failure on your part$

30.01.2026 20:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
MEOW! The cat does not want to go for a walk
YouTube video by CatPusic Team MEOW! The cat does not want to go for a walk

Someone just posted on neighbors that they called animal control because there was a cat that was not in a leash. Evidently, There are leash laws on the books for CATS! youtu.be/TAL4zumNDbI

30.01.2026 00:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

@marcelias.bsky.social contact EFF of GA. They have info on GA voting. I might be able to get you some info. DM me

29.01.2026 05:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Is DeKalb county next? He was sucker punched in 2020 by DeKalb county. Wonder what Raffensperger is thinking about nowโ€ฆ in case people forgot, he was ordered to find ~11000 votes by the Rump. There is also a law in GA against messing with voting machines. Mark, tt #eff they have infoโ€ฆ

29.01.2026 05:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I am curious WHICH court authorized thisโ€ฆ

29.01.2026 05:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

In case you are not aware, Senator Warnockโ€™s church (also affiliated with MLK Jr and John Lewis) is in Fulton County, GA, where they did this.

29.01.2026 05:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

In case you are not aware, Senator Warnockโ€™s church (also affiliated with MLK Jr and John Lewis) is in #Fulton County, GA, where Trump & Co. just raided the voting systems for 2020 election.

29.01.2026 05:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 21    ๐Ÿ” 14    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

In case you are not aware, Senator Warnockโ€™s church (also affiliated with MLK Jr and John Lewis) is in Fulton County, GA, where they just raided the 2020 vote tabulations

29.01.2026 05:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

As an ELF, I say it is time to go after the root of the evil.

25.01.2026 07:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

My weather map shows Gulf of America on it. Does anyone know of one that shows Gulf of Mexico? I donโ€™t want to see the Trumpified map!

24.01.2026 20:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

From what I understand, ICE is training at FLETC in Glynn County, GA (at the coast south of Savannah) and possibly in Charleston, SC

24.01.2026 05:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

My biological father was his private pilot for some time.

21.01.2026 21:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Thatโ€™s why I enjoy Korean tv, eh?

21.01.2026 01:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Please help, Minneapolis ๐Ÿ‘‡

15.01.2026 17:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Preview
Ford's Anti-Semitism | American Experience | PBS Fordย lent authority to the anti-Semitic fears and assumptions of many Americans.

If I recall correctly, Ford supported the Nazi regime, too. www.pbs.org/wgbh/america...

14.01.2026 05:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

How do you piss off someone who unemployed and has sent out over 400 resumes? Tell them that they are not trying hard enough. Fuck you @communitybank!

09.01.2026 17:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I got locked down for making a snark about tarring and feathering. I didnโ€™t mean that we should literally do itโ€ฆ it was a snarky comment.

09.01.2026 02:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Had to make room in the freezer. Had a pot roast and London broil stuck together, soโ€ฆ when I finally got the containers separated, I got the large cut into the crock pot. Looks like I am having stroganoff for dinner..: YUM!!!

08.01.2026 20:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Lying liars!

07.01.2026 23:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

New rule in my house; if I am renting to one or more military or other type of armed personnel, an American flag will be flying outside. This is not because of the reason I used to fly the flag. Now, it is a warning to my neighbors. No issues with soldiers who refuse unlawful orders!

07.01.2026 23:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Let there be peace on earth

07.01.2026 00:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Nothing like hearing a judgmental preacher, who claims to be sowing peace, harassing people who are waiting fo the monks who are waiting for the monks who are walking for peace. There is no end to his ignorance, unfortunately.

06.01.2026 16:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I stand with Kelly!

06.01.2026 05:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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