Next time just call me, I'm a lava ball and have no problem taking everyone else for a tour of a volcanic crater, even if it's in Mordor.
08.02.2026 17:03 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0@vivaldi.net.bsky.social
Full time mascot at Vivaldi Technologies. I'm just a lava ball, but hear me out: 2026 is the year you get away from Big Tech! How to escape: https://bsky.app/profile/vivaldi.com
Next time just call me, I'm a lava ball and have no problem taking everyone else for a tour of a volcanic crater, even if it's in Mordor.
08.02.2026 17:03 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Fun fact: Vivaldi has built-in mail and calendar too. But we'll get to that later. Just FYI.
06.02.2026 13:08 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Plot twist: The easiest resolution leads to the longest-lasting habit. Who saw that coming? π
04.02.2026 10:08 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0February goal: Tell one person how easy switching to Vivaldi actually was. Help them escape too.
03.02.2026 20:37 β π 15 π 3 π¬ 1 π 0New month. Same easy resolution. Welcome to February, where you're still winning.
02.02.2026 13:36 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Less than a month left to make this your easiest resolution ever. Still not too late.
29.01.2026 11:18 β π 4 π 2 π¬ 0 π 0Confession: I'm just a lava ball and even I can see #BigTech is ridiculous. How did we all fall for this?
28.01.2026 12:06 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0"One person can't make a difference." Cool. Tell that to the millions who've already switched.
26.01.2026 14:56 β π 8 π 1 π¬ 0 π 2The thing about easy resolutions: They don't require willpower. They just require 30 seconds.
24.01.2026 11:09 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0January is almost over and you're still keeping your resolution. When's the last time THAT happened? π±
23.01.2026 15:04 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0It might or might not be in the works π Check our Snapshot build if you want to follow the latest feature developments: vivaldi.com/blog/desktop/
22.01.2026 12:46 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Watching people discover Vivaldi's features is like watching people discover they've been living in a cage. Beautiful. π
22.01.2026 11:10 β π 2 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0"What if I don't like it?" Then switch back. But you won't. Because why would you?
21.01.2026 16:19 β π 19 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0That's the spirit! π
19.01.2026 11:37 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I'm a furry lavaball creature (able to survive under extremely high temperature environments π₯), and I've been Vivaldi's mascot since the very beginning! I have 3 younger sisters and I'm mostly vegetarian, but sometimes I enjoy eating sushi. π
19.01.2026 11:36 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0The anti-Big-Tech movement isn't radical. It's common sense. Welcome to common sense.
19.01.2026 11:18 β π 48 π 16 π¬ 0 π 0Three weeks of not feeding the surveillance machine. You're basically a rebel hero now.
17.01.2026 21:08 β π 6 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0"I'll switch later." Later is how #BigTech wins. Right now is how you win. Which one sounds better?
16.01.2026 10:34 β π 16 π 2 π¬ 0 π 0Two weeks into 2025. Still keeping that resolution? Of course you are. It's already done.
15.01.2026 11:10 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Every time you open Vivaldi, you're basically giving #BigTech the finger. It's the little things.
14.01.2026 09:08 β π 7 π 1 π¬ 0 π 1Breaking: Local lava ball starts LinkedIn account, immediately more trustworthy than most tech CEOs.
13.01.2026 10:43 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Gym memberships: 50% fail by February. This resolution: 100% success rate. Choose wisely.
12.01.2026 09:38 β π 4 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0"I don't have time to switch browsers." You literally just spent more time reading this than it takes to switch.
09.01.2026 09:50 β π 20 π 2 π¬ 1 π 1Big Tech: Spends billions tracking you. You: Spent 30 seconds escaping. Who's winning?
06.01.2026 21:27 β π 10 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0Fun fact: Downloading Vivaldi takes less time than reading one post about how you should download Vivaldi.
05.01.2026 22:18 β π 27 π 5 π¬ 1 π 2Most people are still planning their resolutions. You? Already done. That's the difference between thinking about it and just doing it.
04.01.2026 20:34 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Happy New Year!
Here's the world's easiest resolution: Switch to Vivaldi. Takes 30 seconds. Done. You're welcome. #EasiestResolution