Andrew Lane

Which is ironic, considering that some people on here were clutching their pearls a few weeks back about the 'fact' that Nigel Farage and Reform were getting all the media attention. It all evens out in the end. These things shall pass.

Or you could join Reform...

"I know the optics look bad..."

Hey, I'm still waiting for a sequel to Condorman...

The trauma of moving all those books last time has made me decide to die in this house. Probably when all of my books fall on me.

"I wish to raise a complaint about the lack of musical or terpsichorial entertainment during today's delivery..."

One of mine! (Well, half mine)

Carved? Was it still there when you went back?

They are being funded by George Soros.

Joke.

Not me. I see it go past, and sometimes I wave...

Is it wrong if me to believe that 'Double Indemnity' is the sequel to 'Single Indemnity', and that a planned 'Triple Indemnity' was never made?

You mean it's not a script at all? Clever!

He was my boss for a while (by which I mean he was at the top of the food chain, about eight levels above me). Very much admired by his immediate staff, I understand.

He's a cheeky chappie!

Oh, I'm imagining her Brigadier Lethbridge-Stewart...

My email is screwed up, but I've followed you. I thought I already had.

I'm surprised the whole place isn't decorated in black and white...

Bluescreen? Showing your age there, mate...

"You've redecorated. One doesn't like it."

Took me a while but I finally got it.

Forty years ago, if you asked someone in Soho where you could find a decent croissant they would assume it was an exotic sex position...

"We didn't start the fire..."

Where were they forty years ago, when you couldn't throw a sausage roll in Soho without hitting a prostitute, a sex 'club' or a porn cinema. It's paradise now, in comparison.

Very quaffable.

And this is exactly why you shouldn't send your kids to buy your wine...

The Flying Pickets did an a capella version. Very strange.

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If true, could someone please use it on Kash Patel when he's testifying to Senate...

Soundtrack by Tangerine Dream, as I recall.

Or is the the eighth adventure of the 5th Doctor and James Macfarlane? I can't remember. But it's set in Persia in 1905 and contains a callback to a story I wrote for one of the Decalog collections.