pretty boy swag esq.

well what's up on fake twitter

MODERATOR: Your rebuttal, Mr. Cuomo?
CUOMO: You know, I have, these people, I have spent many times in an [eye twitching] Islamic Mask-
SLIWA: [raising hand] In 1997 I Met A Vampire Inside Katz's Delicatessen

threads is a bot farm designed to produce posts i will see the first two sentences of previewed on my IG feed reading something like "Yes, I disowned my 8 year old for being racist. Yes, I dropped him off at a homeless shelter myself. But what that has meant for my parenthood journey..."

somehow i think bluesky ended up sucking more than twitter. but slightly less than threads, which is so sucky i can't believe it's still running

Report: You To Be Fired For Reading This Headline About Charlie Kirk NEW YORK—Insisting your fate was sealed the moment you clicked the link, a report released Tuesday found that you will be fired for reading this headline about Charlie Kirk. “Shortly after you navigat...

Report: You To Be Fired For Reading This Headline About Charlie Kirk

The eye exam is the perfect game design. That big E is a great tutorial that teaches you the basic mechanic. But it doesn't baby you and quickly gets hard as they introduce the small and blurry enemies.

The hacked emails of ex-Israeli Prime Minister Ehud Barak (story in post below) included a 2015 message from Epstein's assistant in which Barak was asked to contribute to a birthday booklet for Epstein. Shows Epstein repeatedly received such books on his birthday.

That top down RTS pussy got me saying "at once" "very well" "moving there now" "as you command"

"washed up hack grifts a decade of notoriety out of tweeting the most offensive shit he can think up about trans people" hardly seems like career armageddon. he's made a whole second career of it!

lmao lmao lmao lmao

FUCK THAT RULES

INSPIRING: This Miraculous Major Leage Baseball Player Who Is Only Six Inches Tall Hits Home Run With #2 Pencil

lenny is sat with homer at moe's with some pokemon cards scattered across the bar. Lenny: hey whatcha got there homer? Homer: oh i don't know... it's some crap the boy is into these days Barney: hey! moe! this one looks like you! Moe then snatches the card. Moe: what? gimme that! i oughta sue the hell outta- Moe then contrmplates the Magmar card, and finds recognition within it.

flaming moe's

onion headline: 'You A Pumpkin-Headed Bitch’ Announces Bus Teenager image shows a rude teen glaring at the camera while seated on a city bus

crime is rampant in DC

so the only legislative victories of labour, the uk's "centre-left" party are thus far
1. legal to kill grandma
2. all trans people banned
3. like 65% of all adults are now technically terrorists
4. do you have a loicense to read wikipedia

Ben However Fucking Many I Guess

they never played the episodes of ben 10 in any order that made any fucking sense so you could never keep track of what stupid alien powers he had or what he was doing. one day he had more than ten and i was just supposed to accept that???

biryani is one of the greatest dishes on earth like i can't think of anything else that makes me feel so satiated but also so healthy after i eat it. i feel like i could perform feats of strength. im mughal warrior maxxing

i have a chance to make cuomo mad a second time this year. what a gift. the haters stay winning