Out of context Brooklyn nine-nine 🚓🚨

27.11.2024 22:08 — 👍 8    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Vivian: "You know that in ancient Egypt, [cont...]

[...] the peasants drank beer for breakfast?"

Jake: "Well, that explains why all their buildings were crooked."

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Gina says: "This is our breakfast"

Holt: "An orange wedge, three cashew nuts... and a solitarie grape."

Amy: "It's actually more than you realize"

"Sometimes I can't even finish all the grape".

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Gina says "Do you know how many basic bitches would kill to have my personality?"

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Terry is a a confused old woman seeking help.

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Charles: "Rosie Diaz, will ypu accept my STD?" [pt]: Rosie Diaz, você aceitaria minha DST?

Rosa: "I look forward to having it forever" [pt]: Estou ansiosa em tê-la para sempre.

12.09.2024 21:28 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Holt "Look at that. I'm cured".

*throwing the cell phone in the trash*

12.09.2024 21:14 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Gina: "This is no longer a men's room. It is now a liar's den". [pt]: "Esse não é mais o banheiro masculino. É um covil de mentirosos."

12.09.2024 21:01 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 1

[Rosa talking to Amy about Teddy] "Right, that's the guy you said the lame stuff about"

Rosa: "like 'he's a good listener'."

Amy: "I'm sorry, what do you look for in a guy?"

Rosa: "I don't know. Real stuff. The shape of his ass."

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12.09.2024 20:35 — 👍 6    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 1

[Charles distributes invitations to his coworkers] Amy: "What are these?"

Charles: "STDs. Save the dates for Vivian and my wedding".

Jake: "Hey, just out of curiosity" (...)

(...) "how many people have you given STDs to?"

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04.09.2024 01:58 — 👍 11    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Jake says "Is there any way I can borrow $430,000?"

04.09.2024 01:51 — 👍 8    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 1

Amy says "I'd also like to apologize for my partner"

"His parentes didn't give him enough attention"

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03.09.2024 23:59 — 👍 11    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Jake peralta holds a ted bear/ nanny cam

His code name? Fuzzy Cuddle Bear

31.08.2024 18:03 — 👍 11    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Charles Boyle says "Life is a party and I'm the piñata."

31.08.2024 17:55 — 👍 18    🔁 4    💬 0    📌 2

Charles Boyle says "I have spectacular taste in men."

31.08.2024 10:56 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0