andi-monic possession

We must be colleagues because I don’t mix business and pleasure and I’m getting no pleasure from this interaction whatsoever

A signup form for a dating site, showing two options under "I'm a" that are "Bouba" and "Kiki" and below that, an "Interested In" section that has the options of "Boubas", "Kikis", "Both"

signing up for the hot new linguistic dating site

okay fine round of applause for this headline

big awards ceremony tonight for our best and brightest (harvest supermoon). you have no choice but to attend (moon's everywhere). xoxo 🌕❣️

Cringe moment from yesterday for me in US v Google was when Google’s attorney referenced a programming language (C#) as “C number sign” and then DOJ said “C hashtag” and the expert witness rightly jumped in respectfully and said “C sharp.”

some of my best friends are autism announcements

A pika sits on a mossy rock.

Tighter crop of the same pika, focusing on its head.

An even tighter crop, focusing more on the pika's eye.

An extremely tight crop of the pika's eye, emphasizing their reflection of an early morning mountain scene.

"Pat, why do you carry that ridiculous 600mm lens on long hikes?"

Buddy, I can see mountains reflected in the eyes of a trailside pika.

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Report: You To Be Fired For Reading This Headline About Charlie Kirk

oh no, i'm sorry bb :( ❤️

6 HUMAN PAIN 7 HUMAN PAIN, CONTINUED 8 HELL

Just checking my itinerary for tomorrow.

Even even though the former childhood star is usually able to get away from his famous past in France, Culkin did share a funny story about a Parisian cafe that was using his name as its Wi-Fi password. The actor explained that when he walked into the cafe, a woman handed him a "Home Alone"-era photo of himself on a card. “A waitress just gave it to me and walked away -- their Wi-Fi code was 'Macaulay Culkin,"' the actor said. "When she came back, I said, 'I like your Wi-Fi code.' She goes, 'Thank you,' and I say, 'C'est moi.' She turned white and brought over the owner of the place, who said, 'I knew you'd come here someday.'"

Once again thinking about Macaulay Culkin walking into the Parisian café where the wifi password was “Macaulay Culkin” and the owner saying “I knew you’d come here someday”

as to the charges of locate a vein before I pass out, we find Labcorp not guilty 😔

their cereal milk is not made with oat milk! it's made with regular old cow's milk!! (plus corn flakes to make it taste like cereal). dunkin posts all their ingredient info online for anyone who cares: www.dunkindonuts.com/content/dam/...

me trying to make friends at faculty orientation: if you think about it, we're actually all interims in the college of life

shipping the one straight couple in apretude ads 🥰

boo

i'm working on it!! til then, it's not feeds-based (or BBUS), but have you seen this? people.linguistics.mcgill.ca/~morgan/sond...

Patient, sobbing: But Doctor, I AM Pagliacci!
ChatGPT: Apologies. I didn't realise when recommending Pagliacci's epic show to cure your depression that you were the genius himself. I'm impressed! With regards to your initial question, I can recommend seeing the Great Clown Pagliacci.

And yet you persevered? :o

How did your talk go?
My taco? #bb27

nooooooooo i'm so sorry ;___;

otoh, it is a very pretty lake!

TEACHER IS A BITCH MORGAN WALLEN MAKE U A SANDWICH SABRINA CARPENTER SEX CADILLAC VELVET CANDLES SEX BRUNO MARS ESCAPE (THE PINA COLADA SONG) KENDRICK LAMAR SLURRING SLURS MORGAN WALLEN INNOCENT UNTIL PROVEN GUILTY DRAKE I CAN DO THE SPLITS GOOD (WATCH) TATE MCRAE GOD'S FAVORITE SHITHEAD MORGAN WALLEN SONG OF THE SUMMER ATTEMPT NO. 46A BENSON BOONE JEREMY ALLEN WHITE CAN SUCK MY GARGANTUAN DICK IF HE THINKS THAT IMPRESSION IS FUCKING CUTE BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN

JEREMY ALLEN WHITE CAN SUCK MY GARGANTUAN DICK IF HE THINKS THAT IMPRESSION IS FUCKING CUTE BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN HIT BY A TRUCK BILLIE EILISH WHY CAN'T I SAY IT (IF HE SAYS IT IN THE SONG) MORGAN WALLEN ALANA HAS A DIFFERENT DAD HAIM MUSIC TO SCROLL TO BENSON BOONE WAIT, I FIGURED OUT WHAT I SHOULD HAVE SAID DRAKE JUST LET ME FUCKING DIE ALREADY NEIL YOUNG THE SONG YOUR TEEN DAUGHTER BLARES AFTER SLAMMING HER BEDROOM DOOR WET LEG NESQUIK STRAWBERRY MILK ADDISON RAE YOUR WIFE THINKS ABOUT ME DURING SEX MICHAEL BUBLÉ GLORY TO MUSSOLINI! KANYE WEST

Dying over every single entry in this top songs of July list in the print version of @theonion.com

happy birthday!! 🌟

jimmy and ashley talking about one of jimmy's photos from home

ashley: were you gay then?

#bb27

#linguistics 🫠

Painting with very loose brushwork depicting red, white & blue banners and flags hanging over a street with a lamppost, stores, and human figures on the street below

Vincent van Gogh, Street Scene, Celebration of Bastille Day, Paris, 1886. A relatively early example of Van Gogh exulting in riotous color & open brushwork

my moonposting phase might be waning, but never forget whose phases are global and eternal!! 🌖

as a dunkin superfan I feel compelled to tell you that kosher dunkins use fake (vegetarian) meat!

it's not very good, so you might say it's on par with non-kosher dunkin 🙃

I am tied between Goth and Prep, 46.4% Nerd, placing me in the True Nerd category: www.idrlabs.com/jock-nerd-pr...

naturally 🤓