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i'm working on it!! til then, it's not feeds-based (or BBUS), but have you seen this? people.linguistics.mcgill.ca/~morgan/sond...

Now THIS is what a person with a PhD sounds like

Patient, sobbing: But Doctor, I AM Pagliacci!
ChatGPT: Apologies. I didn't realise when recommending Pagliacci's epic show to cure your depression that you were the genius himself. I'm impressed! With regards to your initial question, I can recommend seeing the Great Clown Pagliacci.

And yet you persevered? :o

How did your talk go?
My taco? #bb27

nooooooooo i'm so sorry ;___;

otoh, it is a very pretty lake!

TEACHER IS A BITCH MORGAN WALLEN MAKE U A SANDWICH SABRINA CARPENTER SEX CADILLAC VELVET CANDLES SEX BRUNO MARS ESCAPE (THE PINA COLADA SONG) KENDRICK LAMAR SLURRING SLURS MORGAN WALLEN INNOCENT UNTIL PROVEN GUILTY DRAKE I CAN DO THE SPLITS GOOD (WATCH) TATE MCRAE GOD'S FAVORITE SHITHEAD MORGAN WALLEN SONG OF THE SUMMER ATTEMPT NO. 46A BENSON BOONE JEREMY ALLEN WHITE CAN SUCK MY GARGANTUAN DICK IF HE THINKS THAT IMPRESSION IS FUCKING CUTE BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN

JEREMY ALLEN WHITE CAN SUCK MY GARGANTUAN DICK IF HE THINKS THAT IMPRESSION IS FUCKING CUTE BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN HIT BY A TRUCK BILLIE EILISH WHY CAN'T I SAY IT (IF HE SAYS IT IN THE SONG) MORGAN WALLEN ALANA HAS A DIFFERENT DAD HAIM MUSIC TO SCROLL TO BENSON BOONE WAIT, I FIGURED OUT WHAT I SHOULD HAVE SAID DRAKE JUST LET ME FUCKING DIE ALREADY NEIL YOUNG THE SONG YOUR TEEN DAUGHTER BLARES AFTER SLAMMING HER BEDROOM DOOR WET LEG NESQUIK STRAWBERRY MILK ADDISON RAE YOUR WIFE THINKS ABOUT ME DURING SEX MICHAEL BUBLÉ GLORY TO MUSSOLINI! KANYE WEST

Dying over every single entry in this top songs of July list in the print version of @theonion.com

happy birthday!! 🌟

jimmy and ashley talking about one of jimmy's photos from home

ashley: were you gay then?

#bb27

#linguistics 🫠

Painting with very loose brushwork depicting red, white & blue banners and flags hanging over a street with a lamppost, stores, and human figures on the street below

Vincent van Gogh, Street Scene, Celebration of Bastille Day, Paris, 1886. A relatively early example of Van Gogh exulting in riotous color & open brushwork

my moonposting phase might be waning, but never forget whose phases are global and eternal!! 🌖

as a dunkin superfan I feel compelled to tell you that kosher dunkins use fake (vegetarian) meat!

it's not very good, so you might say it's on par with non-kosher dunkin 🙃

I am tied between Goth and Prep, 46.4% Nerd, placing me in the True Nerd category: www.idrlabs.com/jock-nerd-pr...

naturally 🤓

earlier today there was a group of 10 year olds on the train saying stuff to each other like "i am 31 years old" and "i just turned 34" and laughing harder and harder each time

currently 700/year with Liberty Mutual for a 2007 Civic, though it's bundled with home insurance. I had a similar "this is a lot" feeling until I realised it's actually... very good 🥲

yay! happy birthday! :D

"It was the average of times"

That cool thing where you can tell something big and bad happened bc people are making vague posts much like this one

Zverev vomits, Medvedev bleeds to set up match

Big things are happening in the tennis world

idk, feels more like the THIRTY-first day of summer to me! (repeat annually) 🫠

An online form asking for gender, and offering the options "Bad" and "Female".

Love a new gender reveal thanks to, I'm guessing, auto translate.

i asked 40 undergraduates if they preferred ‘kicker in the butt’ or ‘[kick in the butt]er’ and you’ll never believe what they said

things were better when i was young. for example, stores had shopping baskets

In 2015, researchers Limb, Limb, Limb and Limb found that British doctors have surnames related to their specialties more often than expected by chance. Reproductive medicine had the largest proportion, with 1 in 52 doctors having specialty-relevant surnames including Horn, Hussey, and Woodcock. Second was Urology, with 1 in 59 related names such as Burns, Waterfall, Ball, and Koch.[96] "Dr Pain" appeared most commonly in general surgery.[96]

Specialty Surname frequency Surname examples Cardiology 8 (1 in 213) Hart, Pump, Payne Dermatology 4 (1 in 243) Boyle or Hickey General medicine 63 (1 in 101) Mysore, Safe, Warning General surgery 56 (1 in 91) Gore, Butcher, Boyle, Blunt Paediatric medicine 46 (1 in 119) Boys, Gal, Child, Kinder Plastic surgery 7 (1 in 140) Carver, Mole, Price

it's the 10 year anniversary of a very important study

some of my best friends are begging me to let them be clear!

i would definitely say "your two's"; it sounds totally natural to me (from central PA)!

I’m the guy who invents new bathroom faucet designs for every hotel. You might know me from Knob That Goes The Other Way and Joystick That’s Hard To Turn Off. Lately I’ve been lacking inspiration, even thinking about hanging it up. I’ve had a good run, but — wait, never mind: Ball You Turn Diagonal

Take the fictional character quiz and post the first four you know:

openpsychometrics.org/tests/charac...

A panel from a Calvin and Hobbes comic. Calvin's mom, eating dinner, says "Life could be worse, Calvin." Calvin, clearly upset, his mouth huge says "Life could be a lot BETTER too!"

I think about this comic all the time.