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Jill Bernard

@jillybee72.bsky.social

twincitiesimprov.com is my pet project!

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Oh my god have you ever overheard someone having a business phone call while at the airport whose job didn’t sound boring as fuck?

09.03.2026 16:51 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

At least they made a barreling pun?

09.03.2026 05:45 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This International Women's Day, please remember that trans women are women. Full stop. No qualifiers.

08.03.2026 19:42 β€” πŸ‘ 3992    πŸ” 1431    πŸ’¬ 15    πŸ“Œ 18
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SMMA March Rent Support Fund No one should lose their housing because they are afraid to leave their home.

Emergency Fundraiser for March Rent. This fund needs $4000 immediately to keep 20 Black immigrant families in their homes. Can you help? givebutter.com/SMMAMarchRen...

08.03.2026 14:41 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 16    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 2
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At Largest ICE Detention Camp, Staff Bet on Detainee Suicides, AP Reports Camp East Montana has received several 911 calls in the span of five months about immigrants trying to harm themselves.

This is some dark, sick shit. Our kids deserve a better country than this. We all deserve a better world than this. We have no choice but to defund and dismantle DHS and ICE, and prosecute every ghoul who brought us to this terrible place.
www.motherjones.com/politics/202...

07.03.2026 23:44 β€” πŸ‘ 494    πŸ” 195    πŸ’¬ 14    πŸ“Œ 25

One way to make people undocumented is to steal their documents. One way to separate families is to steal their phones. These fucking shitbags.

07.03.2026 23:21 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
3.6.2026 - Brass Solidarity Band - Sam Cooke’s β€œA Change is Gonna Come” at the Abolish ICE Festival
YouTube video by Taylor Dahlin 3.6.2026 - Brass Solidarity Band - Sam Cooke’s β€œA Change is Gonna Come” at the Abolish ICE Festival

brass solidarity band, made up of community members around george floyd square, covering sam cooke’s β€œa change is gonna come” last night at the abolish ICE festival in minneapolis across the street from where feds murdered alex pretti in jan. amazing performance

m.youtube.com/watch?v=8TZW...

07.03.2026 13:18 β€” πŸ‘ 87    πŸ” 17    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

This one I found interesting :)

The Sun makes a sound but we can't hear it. In the form of pressure waves, the Sun does make a sound. The wavelength of the pressure waves from the Sun is measured in hundreds of miles, however, meaning they are far beyond the range of human hearing.

07.03.2026 16:42 β€” πŸ‘ 770    πŸ” 73    πŸ’¬ 52    πŸ“Œ 4
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A cool little Mycena that I photographed in Oxapampa, PerΓΊ. Never seen one with this cool stem texture before, no idea which species it could be.

Olympus OM-1 / 90 mm macro lens / 180 images stacked, ISO 200, f/5.

#mushrooms #mycena #fungifriends #olympus

07.03.2026 05:18 β€” πŸ‘ 3261    πŸ” 254    πŸ’¬ 70    πŸ“Œ 15
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Bodycam video contradicts ICE claims in fatal shooting of U.S. citizen Ruben Ray Martinez in Texas Video of last year's fatal shooting of Ruben Ray Martinez obtained by CBS News appears to contradict claims that Martinez was shot by an ICE agent because he "accelerated" and "intentionally ran over"...

DHS claimed "an ICE agent had fired 'defensive shots' into Martinez's vehicle after Martinez 'intentionally ran over' another agent."

But body cam video now "shows that Martinez's vehicle, a blue Ford Fusion, was stationary or going at a very low rate of speed when he was fatally shot."

07.03.2026 00:59 β€” πŸ‘ 5301    πŸ” 2418    πŸ’¬ 97    πŸ“Œ 153
A digital drawing of a bunny character in a red coat standing among lot and lots of flowers and leaves. Some of the flowers are bigger than the bunny.

A digital drawing of a bunny character in a red coat standing among lot and lots of flowers and leaves. Some of the flowers are bigger than the bunny.

Bunny!!

#art #illustration #cuteart

07.03.2026 07:07 β€” πŸ‘ 1153    πŸ” 302    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 2
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ICE detains reporter Estefany RodrΓ­guez in Nashville - Nashville Banner Reporter Estefany RodrΓ­guez, detained by ICE with no arrest warrant, may face deportation. Her attorneys seek immediate review of the legality of her case.

ICE has arrested and detained a Nashville journalist who reported stories critical of ICE. She’s married to a U.S. citizen and has been seeking asylum here after fleeing death threats in Colombia because of her journalism there.

They’ve already sent her to Louisiana.

05.03.2026 23:41 β€” πŸ‘ 12279    πŸ” 7420    πŸ’¬ 293    πŸ“Œ 337

This scientist on All Things Considered has not said β€˜cow farts’ yet and it is impeding my interest level.

05.03.2026 21:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Aw man, I’ve just got boring engineer grandpas.

05.03.2026 16:54 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That man has never quietly asked anyone anything. He has no inside voice.

05.03.2026 16:41 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Thank you, how lovely!

05.03.2026 06:33 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Hey, I’m an atheist and even I believe the Lord is clearing the path for Jasmine Crockett’s next exceptional leap.

05.03.2026 06:18 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
URGENT AID NEEDED
PREGNANT MOM & DAUGHTER SUBJECT TO VIOLENT NEGLECT
IN ICE FACILITY
After witnessing dangerous medical conditions, other women in the facility organized a noise demonstration to call attention to Life-threatening medical negligence.
Support is needed NOW.

URGENT AID NEEDED PREGNANT MOM & DAUGHTER SUBJECT TO VIOLENT NEGLECT IN ICE FACILITY After witnessing dangerous medical conditions, other women in the facility organized a noise demonstration to call attention to Life-threatening medical negligence. Support is needed NOW.

UREGENT AID NEEDED
DONATE NOW
We need 15k to cover living expenses for the family who wait their return, cover legal fees for both women, and phone calls from the detention center.
givebutter.com/ bring-pregnant-women-home-from-ice-detention-
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Miriam and Sandra's story in the following slides

UREGENT AID NEEDED DONATE NOW We need 15k to cover living expenses for the family who wait their return, cover legal fees for both women, and phone calls from the detention center. givebutter.com/ bring-pregnant-women-home-from-ice-detention- 22yq6x Miriam and Sandra's story in the following slides

UREGENT AID NEEDED
On January 22nd Miriam and her 18-year old daughter Sandra were targeted and pulled over by ICE.
Miriam and Sandra were forced out of their vehicle at gunpoint. Miriam was aggressively thrown to the ground and handcuffed, despite informing ICE agents she was 5 months pregnant.

UREGENT AID NEEDED On January 22nd Miriam and her 18-year old daughter Sandra were targeted and pulled over by ICE. Miriam and Sandra were forced out of their vehicle at gunpoint. Miriam was aggressively thrown to the ground and handcuffed, despite informing ICE agents she was 5 months pregnant.

UREGENT AID NEEDED
Upon arrival at the
Whipple building, daughter Sandra was given a pregnancy test and tested positive. Both mother and daughter were sent to Texas.
For weeks, Miriam was experiencing severe and abnormal pregnancy symptoms, and frequently requested to see a doctor. It wasn't until she fainted and was visibly in a dangerous state that the other women in the detention center organized a noise demonstration; chanting and pleading for Miriam to receive medical help.

UREGENT AID NEEDED Upon arrival at the Whipple building, daughter Sandra was given a pregnancy test and tested positive. Both mother and daughter were sent to Texas. For weeks, Miriam was experiencing severe and abnormal pregnancy symptoms, and frequently requested to see a doctor. It wasn't until she fainted and was visibly in a dangerous state that the other women in the detention center organized a noise demonstration; chanting and pleading for Miriam to receive medical help.

We need your help bringing two pregnant women back home from ICE detention!

On January 22nd Miriam and her 18-year old daughter Sandra were targeted and pulled over by ICE.Β Miriam and Sandra were forced out of their vehicle at gunpoint. 1/

givebutter.com/bring-pregna...

05.03.2026 03:22 β€” πŸ‘ 77    πŸ” 73    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 2

I told my doctor it had been over a year since my last period β€” confetti and balloons fell out of the ceiling and Venga Bus started playing!

04.03.2026 20:13 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

what if they hid vaccines in thar

04.03.2026 19:54 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I wish my dad knew about journaling because I do not need to hear from him.

04.03.2026 19:38 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Pale headed rosella

04.03.2026 00:15 β€” πŸ‘ 682    πŸ” 232    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

Can’t wait until tomorrow when my doctor asks me HOW MY HEART RATE’S BEEN.

04.03.2026 06:34 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh no, I have the Minnesota Urology hold music stuck in my head. Just one more gift from my father, I suppose.

03.03.2026 19:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Last night I asked Eric if he wanted to watch Cinema Paradiso. I said Cinema instead of Chinema so he would understand me, and I instantly felt the tears of all my Italian professors on my own cheeks.

03.03.2026 05:34 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

How do I get on a BlueSky that’s like β€œHere’s a grape” β€œOh, I found a thimble!”. β€œThis cloud looks like a jackrabbit” β€œWow, someone in ancient China drew a whale without having seen one”

03.03.2026 02:42 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Donate to Help Olson Middle School Families, organized by jake virden The Olson Middle School community in North Minneapolis is coming together to raise funds… jake virden needs your support for Help Olson Middle School Families

okay here’s a big one. this minneapolis middle school in an underserved area needs some real love to the tune of $27K. every little bit helps families pay march rent. can we put a dent in this?

www.gofundme.com/f/Help-Olson...

01.03.2026 16:18 β€” πŸ‘ 93    πŸ” 85    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 18

He really seems like he would prefer not to.

03.03.2026 00:06 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I went through and added up the total paid rents through our adopt-a-rent program, and it is 329 families for $463,217. All peer-to-peer, no fundraising. Just neighbors helping each other out.

If you want to adopt a family, and can afford to give $500 or more, signal me at asiniiwiikwe.72

01.03.2026 17:33 β€” πŸ‘ 1102    πŸ” 461    πŸ’¬ 12    πŸ“Œ 19

I think Hugh Jackman was in my dream twice. I think my subconscious could not think of a second actor.

02.03.2026 14:37 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0