Dr. Who-ther Vandross

Hawaiian pizza is the best guilty pleasure. My favorite spin is when I am able to make it at home. Chunks of glazed ham and brown sugar roasted pineapple.

Black licorice Gummy Savers. If I had to think it, you have to hear it.

Hard to take my lovely wonderful wife seriously at the moment because she currently looks like the Louise in a hoodie meme.

I'm running errands in my pj's. I have hit peak Dude.

Ya know what... I wouldn't be upset if I saw that Bryce Dallas Howard dressed up as Black Widow for Halloween.

Yeah, it's a thing and I don't get it.

Outside of anime, I don't consume a lot of new media... Now if y'all came up with a horror movie with a reasonable person or an adventure movie where you acknowledge the "THING" immediately, I would give you some of my precious moments.

I appreciate that but I'm not in Portland and I wouldn't feel right diverting anything away from their efforts

Some shitcunt is setting off fireworks. I hate tonight.

I'm finna break some laws. Don't worry about which ones, just know I'm about to fracture the fuck out of em.

And when I say suck it up, I mean one piece of meat on bread. You will have bread left, maybe.

It is $6 for bologna. It's $2 for the cheap bread. Another $3 for store mustard, we're at $11 and we don't have cheese. We can get minimal change back on a 20 trying to suck it up for a few days.

Small rant... I remember when you could literally plan a week of work lunch with a $20. That was a solid safety net if you didn't remember to pack a lunch the night before and you still had $13-15 left after. You could get off early, go to the bar, eat and head home and still have a a 5 leftover.

I'm spiraling. I know it and I don't have any other way to regulate.

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I miss drugs. I was never hungry when I was HIGH. I used to find shit to do when I was high. Life is boring now.

I need to be independently wealthy and I need to live near a White Castle.

Yeah, it's just wrong. No one should have to wonder whether it's a meal or bills.

Stressing because I don't know what to believe right now. I just want to know if I have to start robbing people for dinner or if we're getting that money. I hate this.

THE MAKEUP!

🤣 Sir 😂😂

Caught me right the fuck off guard.

Because I'm a giant dork, I like to Easter egg things in our performances, like "GANG VIOLENCE IS FOR THE CHILDREN!" or when I hit them with "This is our time down here". Our next show will be a visual Easter Egg and a shout out to all the OG Straight Edge bands I love.

Oh, I have to share something that happened to me last night and it was so surreal... I had a Goth band pray for me that Jesus would heal my illness and bring me to his flock.

I just found out that I can get 5 gallon buckets of molasses from feed stores. Yarr Matey!

I'm at my volunteer gig tonight and it's discount for costumes and and my favorite game to play is to say "Who is that?" when they tell me who they are. I throw in a "What is that?" when they name some popular cartoon.

PG Perks: JB Jr.™ for Tele from Seymour Duncan

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This is why I sit around mad as fuck all the time!
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Just gave my wife her Halloween costume and I'm glad she is going to do something fun. I'm also glad no one is going to bug me to do that shit.

It truly is. An Old Speckled Hen, a Maker's and fries is a nice Saturday evening.