Alyssa Shang Li

When you’re in physical pain but you can’t half ass anything to save your life so you find a matching typeface to the logo of the thing you’re critiquing for an assignment with in-game sound effects and music for everything ✨

LINK CLICK SEASON 3 CONFIRMED FOR OCTOBER 2026!!!! WAR IS OVERRRR

Thinking about Moriarty the Patriot (as always). Anybody have some random HCs they could share?

Can we normalize NOT writing massive paragraphs in slideshows and just reading it off in 2026? If your slide has more than 100 words on it (and that’s being generous) get it away from me.

I guess I’m presenting at the 2026 PWSA Undergraduate Symposium now?!

I’m so sick of AI. Microsoft Copilot is a joke, suggesting I delete entire sections of my assignments for no reason, so I can’t tell its suggested changes from my own. Now Canva isn’t even able to handle a video because of its new AI bogging it down. Get me out of here!!

First table nap of the term 💤 Welcome back sleep deprivation.

I wish “trust me bro, I hyperfixated on this for years” was an acceptable form of academic citation.

Reading week come back 😭 the children miss you!

I want to write, and I ALSO want to read, and I ALSO want to edit, and I ALSO have school, and I ALSO want to work, and I ALSO want to watch my shows, and I, and and—

I feel I am a generally lazy person. But every once in a while I have a day where I’m awake well before noon, and manage to accomplish around a million tasks before it’s even dinner. Then I think… that’s enough productivity for one month. Then the cycle repeats.

Happy birthday Percy Jackson! I wouldn’t have nearly the level of sass nor pettiness that I do today if it weren’t for you 💙

Found a can of Nestea in the work cupboard and it’s taking every morsel of willpower in me to not abandon all my morals and steal it.

I miss Nestea so much.

Nestea, please come home. The kids miss you.

Past me: “I need this semester to be over so I can finally rest. I feel so burnt out and exhausted”

Current me: two jobs, managing editor of a journal, running multiple social media accounts, planning an international trip, reading and writing multiple books at the same time, editing manuscripts…

WHY on this blue earth does God keep sending me, his sleepiest soldier, to do early morning shifts?!

I love Canadian Literature! That exam on the other hand… was a dumpster fire.

Like Macbeth, I too would throw my morals out the window if a beautiful woman asked me to.

Artemisia’s “Judith Beheading Holofernes”

elisabetta sirani, “timoclea killing her rapist”

happy international women’s day!

3 years later… finally caught up on the One Piece anime 🏴‍☠️🔥

Dipped into my stash of Nestea. Life is good again.

In my experience just don’t sleep and drink a concerning amount of tea in a day

Had an interview today on 2 hours of sleep. Thought it went pretty well. 12 hours later and I’ve now convinced myself there’s no way I’ll ever get this position 🥹 somebody sedate me

I have come to the unfortunate realization that—while, yes, I am the kind of English nerd who enjoys reading Shakespeare for pleasure—I cannot STAND any of his histories. Looking at you Richard III with your 52 NAMED CHARACTERS!!!

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Editing books like

Pretty edges appreciation post. My sibling spoiled me with these beautiful books.

I'm spending the rest of the day writing a fanfic about Vine and TikTok boinking each other in every single way.

Guess who’s on RedNote📕 是时候拥抱我的根源了

Went way too hard with my OC playlists and now I’m in my feels over a character that isn’t even canon 😭

Sick during exam season (because of course I am!) and rewatching the early 2000s OG Justice League animated series. The nostalgia is hitting HARD.