Brittany Woods

Can someone explain to me why the Kansas City Chiefs can’t pay to renovate their own stadium?

*Not actually looking for an explanation. I know why and it’s ridiculous.

Convinced the stretch on the Elizabeth line between Ealing Broadway and Paddington is actually purgatory. How does it take so long?

Please stop calling technology work “sexy” or “unsexy”.

It’s gross.

Such a rad event! Tech Show London is quickly becoming my favorite event of the year. Inclusive, engaging, and incredibly rewarding.

Hi! They aren’t posted on the Tech Show site, but I’m happy to send over a PDF! I will see if I can attach here in a private message

Only a couple weeks until I’m in London (my favourite city!) for DevOpsLive! Cannot wait!

Phones now have 48+ megapixel cameras.

I hate that everyone has decided that means they should use grainy and fuzzy filters on their pictures and videos for that “vintage” aesthetic.

Seems suspicious. But either way, if I’m not following those accounts, and if I’m not consuming other Trump/Vance content - I most definitely don’t want it pushed to the top of my feed constantly. And I’m in IRELAND. Even more reason to not push to me.

On inauguration day, I got an update on Instagram that triggered a “pay €7.99 for us to not use your data for sponsored content or continue using for free and we’ll use your data” popup. Ever since, the TOP POST on my feed when I open the app is POTUS or VP. I unfollowed before the inauguration 😬

Very excited to share I will once again be participating in Tech Show London as part of DevOpsLive! This year I am excited to be a part of the Building Strong Foundations panel discussing DevOps culture.

Can’t wait to see everyone on the 12th and 13th of March, 2025!

Did it! Had a great keynote and subsequent session. Overall DevOpsCon Munich has been great so far. Definitely can’t wait til the next one.

DevOpsCon Munich is today!!

T-Minus a few minutes until kickoff.

Let the sharing and learning commence!

The Hilton’s keep their millions in part by skimping on the beds in their hotels without a doubt. Just looked at why our bed felt like laying on a board and it’s literally a boxspring with a thin fiber-fill topper. 🤣

Landed in Munich for DevOpsCon!

Just booked our tickets to see Arsenal Women take on Tottenham in February! Excited for the match and to spend some time back in London. Can’t wait!

So does this mean you _had_ a single fuck, but no longer do?

Don’t be afraid to take some time for yourself these next few days. It’s okay to not be okay.

Take a step back.
Breath.

💙

Just 1 month until I speak at DevOpsCon Munich! I’ll be doing a session and a keynote on Tuesday December 3rd. Hope to see some familiar faces there!

Several new tattoos today!

Godddd somehow the recesses of my mind forgot he existed

Election season is hard.
I know I’m privileged that it feels less hard (but still terrifying) this year after moving abroad.
Sending ❤️ to my US friends and hope you’re faring well!

I need this motivation!!

Anyway - here’s my dog being extra cute on his second beach trip.

I got so out of the habit of using anything outside of LinkedIn. I’m finding now that all the great tech friends of old are here, so I’m making an early New Years Resolution to come here more.

So helpful! Thanks! Feeling like a place to enjoy over here again!

I’m going to be speaking at DevOpsCon Munich in December! I’m excited - and for more reasons than finally being in Germany during Christmas market season! 🎄

Next stop: Kansas City. 🇮🇪 ✈️ 🇺🇸

Back in the states tomorrow for KCDC later this week!

Did it!

#QConLondon2024 has been great and I thoroughly enjoyed sharing my talk Bits, Bots, and Banter with such lovely attendees!

Looking forward to the next event

📸 credit: me, @solidtubez.bsky.social and QCon

Reintroduction Thread!

Name: Brittany
Pronouns: she/her
Location: United Kingdom (soon Ireland)
Hobbies: Music (Clarinet), Reading, 90s Alt Rock and 00s Dance/Alt Indie, Rotting

Quoteskeet with your info! 💚