Charrr 🫠

🤣🤣🤣 was thinking more like loudly and consistently

Need a man to fuck me the way the Piccadilly Line does

🟡

There’s a woman with a pram stood texting in front of the sandwiches in Tesco. At lunchtime.

Yes plz

Have finally accepted that as the admin person in a thruple I will never know a moments peace

People keep coming into the office and asking me stupid questions instead of telling me I’m pretty. Devastated

Might quit working so I can focus on getting enough sleep full-time 😴

I refuse to believe that minimum wage workers are shocked that people can't afford food. The only thing out of control is corporate greed.

Have arrived to work soaked and irritable so will be sitting on my phone in front of the heater for the rest of the day

Cat kisses by the fire ✨️

all emails containing the words "black friday" will be immediately deleted

Get fucked. Not this year.

It’s a Caffè Nero coffee advent calendar

Omg yessss 😍

Unacceptable. Call the police

Congratulations to my neighbours on what I assume is a new pet elephant stomping around

My Halloween playlist obviously 🎃

You but in blue 🔵

🥰🥰🥰

Am here, bonjour 😘

Hahahaha this is turning out to be a wake up call for me 😳

Challenge: QT Post four photos that show off your hobbies without actually naming them. Let your pics do the talking! what do they say about you?

Is chudai here yet?

I won some underwear in the gay pub quiz and honestly am so thrilled 😄

Turns out remembering when the internet used to be fun wasn’t just nostalgia

You forgot food

Exactly! And people DO NOT get on with it. Everyone is fully out for a dither on every machine I want to use

Omg same! What’s the point in going at 5am if it’s the same as 5pm? Why is everyone up at this time?

Am so jealous, I love an empty gym

LOVE that she’s got lights on the front