Allegra

Been a minute Blue place

Boss bitch

Pride baby!

Allegra in a blue tank, and white blue floral skirt with fishnets and raised sandals.

Just a girl grocery shopping.

Don’t normally put this into the ether. But…this is a thing. Whoever the fuck that is on the left is 6 years younger than the woman on the right.

if you're ever struggling with silence in a conversation, sometimes it's helpful to ask an ice breaker question! for example, you can ask the room "so what was everybody's first porn site?"

Everyone is welcome here!

Said goodbye to a cursed tattoo with my dead name today…

From it arose a Phoenix.

Tucker (Golden) and Gizmo (Boston)

While I’ve always proclaimed myself a night owl, sometimes I wish my second wind wouldn’t come after a long but overall lovely day.

Oh well, I guess my dogs like it 😂

Had to make due with the wardrobe of a 7th grade teacher or boss lady to try and fit in at a goth-themed night 😆

Allegra’s face, cut off from the nose down, with Duke the African Grey preening her hair while sitting on her head.

Seems to be a birb trying to preen me.

TIL: When the Original Star Wars Trilogy finally aired on Chilean TV in 2003, the network spliced custom beer commercials into the films themselves to avoid cutting to commercial breaks.

these additional scenes turn Obi-Wan & Luke into raging space alcoholics who are constantly shotgunning booze.

Which bunny listens to Depeche Mode?

Ice cream definitely hits different when the table is all wiggly and euphoria-eyed.

Also, earrings are trans hearts that just say “fuck off”

Allegra sitting on the deck steps in a blue blouse and black cardigan. A black and white Boston Terrier (Chip) lingers on the opposite side of the deck.

Good evening.

Allegra mowing her front lawn in a tied off “F_ck Tr_mp (Can I buy a vowel shirt?)

Allegra posing in the same shirt, tummy exposed and posing in the bathroom mirror after working up a sweat outside.

I felt defiantly cunty mowing my front lawn like this last night. I hope the neighbors didn’t mind (fuck em if they did…and not the good way 🤭)

I've decided that from now on every day is trans day

Oooooh no…how dreadful! 🤭

Is there a special word for being smitten with a bunny? 🐰🥰

Sounds like the world is a better place 🤭

Yes, he did

Valuable information there!

A blue girl, with a blue car, who’s far from feeling blue 🥰

So cute 😍😍😍

That was one lucky date you had. You look stunning.

#TeamCrepesStink

The art I started at high as fuck while trying to stand up to go back inside the bar…