Modern Major-General

Meu amigo pintou o cabelo metade de vermelho e metade preto agora tão chamando ele de Belle Belinha

Drück bitte fester, vielleicht komm dir noch was gutes dabei raus

Well, according to the Conservative Philosophy, being an actual pedophile doesn't make you a pedophile, but wearing a wig does

Why the leaves of regret are evergreen
And th flowers of joy wither so fast

And evey fair from fair sometime declines
By chance, or natures changing course untrimmed

Eu dou fucking 43 aulas por semana, eu gasto aproximadamente DEZOITO HORAS POR SEMANA SÓ INDO E VOLTANDO DE TRABALHO, eu tenho uma casa pra cuidar, eu tenho que dormir, tenho que comer, tenho uma faculdade pra terminar

E você quer usar o pouco tempo livre que eu tenho pra me dar mijão?

"Então, chamei você aqui pra falar com você porque você não está entregando suas coisas dentro do prazo. O que está acontecendo?"

Bom, começa que eu tenho pouquíssimo tempo pra fazer minhas coisas e vocês ficam USANDO O TEMPO QUE EU TENHO PRA MARCAR REUNIÃOZINHA PRA FALAR QUE EU TO ATRASADO

I shall forever be astonished by the things you create
And say
And do

Except when you hate me for the things I create
And say
And do

Trump is basically Benedict Arnold 2.0

Funny how the alleged "first-ever country to fight for independence" winded up as the latest country to install a federal traitor as their president

Bridget with The Beatles on Abbey Road.

Bridget hanging out in Grant Wood's American Gothic.

Bridget in Bruegel's Hunters In The Snow (with a freshly caught mouse).

The Cat With The Pearl Earring.

A little while ago, my parents' cat Bridget went missing. As the weeks dragged on, they became extremely worried. My dad devised a way to distract himself: he began to paint Bridget's adventures, imagining her travelling through time and popping up in some of art and music's most iconic scenes.

The NOAA has been being taken for granted for years now and apparently it's getting worse

Eu não sei explicar muito bem, mas existe um tipo de professor de inglês que eu chamo de

"Hello my friend"

Se você sabe, você sabe

Eles estão em todos os lugares

"HE'S NOT CONSERVATIVE, HE'S A LIBERAL!!!"

Em que momento que eu perdi que as pessoas em Florianópolis começaram a chamar as linhas pelo número??

Nunca foi assim agora geral vem com "ah vou pegar o 221" que 221 o que esse é o Tican Ticen Via Mauro Ramos

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Lmbo

Season 2 Episode 8 - Frame 2105 out of 2801

Season 2 Episode 8 - Frame 2105 out of 2801

Oh great now we got millenials on this app too

Mais um dia mais uma dose de "estou irritada com coiss pessoais então vou se estúpida com você"

I see you. 👏🏻💖🥳

We're so fucking close

Daqui a pouco aparece que o filha da puta fez o sistema interno da CIA em HTML

Can't look at him and not remember the "there he is! Fucken rush 'im" thing with spongebob

What social security

Four panel comic. Panel 1: Reporter: AMERICANS ARE SHOCKED TO LEARN HILLARY CLINTON USED A PRIVATE EMAIL SERVER WHILE SECRETARY OF STATE. UP NEXT, PETE HEGSETH ON WHY THIS IS THE WORST MISTAKE EVER. Panel 2: Man in chair: LOCK HER UP! Panel 3: Reporter: LAST WEEK, A JOURNALIST WAS ACCIDENTALLY ADDED TO A SIGNAL GROUP CHAT WHERE SECRETARY OF DEFENSE PETE HEGSETH SHARED CLASSIFIED ATTACK PLANS. Panel 4: Man in chair: PFFT, HONEST MISTAKE. BUT, LOCK UP THAT JOURNALIST!

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Dude has been batting 1000 against these losers over the last 24 hours.