Sardo Numspa

What's brown and sticky?

A stick...

What's grey and hides in trees?

Ninja elephants...

Have you ever seen an elephant in a tree?

No?

Because they are ninjas...

02.01.2025 15:49 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Doing the tinsel run in 12 parsecs...

16.12.2024 07:50 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Feeling festive...

07.12.2024 20:43 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The shannara chronicles by Terry Brooks

The Elric Saga by Michael Moorcock

07.12.2024 10:00 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

When I was a baby, my mum used to bathe me in a mix of hot water and cheap Australian lager....

I was 18 before I realised I'd been fostered.

05.12.2024 16:47 — 👍 98    🔁 9    💬 2    📌 0

Two chocolate labradors sat on a raised door step infront of a blue door.

For my 1st post, I thought I'd pay the puppy tax...

#Patsy&Eddie

22.11.2024 12:58 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0