Nona

There’s a ‘romance novel’ vendor in the new WoW zone and some of the books have pictures.

Yes they’re all in my bank ready for player housing.

When I am creating a ‘Nonagoff’ army but that’s taken on my realm for my gnome hunter…

I have a macro set up in WoW for my barbed shot that spreads the dot from it on more than my target. I called it ‘Barbera’.

Mythic raid lead btw…

Going into Mythic Mug’zee with no prep and getting him to 4.6%. I did that.

Also managed to find my auto run button and just pull him by accident so you know, every cloud.

I thought there was someone up there road mowing the lawn, until I heard the trumpet and jazz flute solo and realised there’s a whole brass band practising in the hall not far from me.

Cackling.

Mami gets a mention. I’m also banned from reviewing anything for a month so… I’ll see you all in a month… probably…

My fiancé has said no to a house goat but he hasn’t said no to a garden goat that I can make a little house for and cuddle up with the goat in so I’m taking that as a win.

Getting a laptop that runs WoW from a USB because it’s literally just a vessel for mount runs has been the best thing I’ve ever done. I’m lay in bed, doing my silly little WoW things. Got the last mount I wanted from the Nine in Sanctum, and now I can go back to achievement farming all snuggled up.

My youngest has picked up Pokemon Scarlet with some birthday money and is pretty hefty into the game now.

Please tell me though why as kids we named out Pokemon weirdly cos the kid has a perfectly normal name like ‘Birdy’ and then the next is called ‘The Fusion’ and there’s no level in between.

She did it. The full circle of community raiding in Sanctum to leading a mythic team with my OG main that I still have no idea how to play has been done.

I’m taking a very cursed warrior toon into mythic raid tonight and it’s only cursed because I’m playing it.

She was my OG main, but I had to have my own personal healer cos I stood in everything. It’s like going full circle on how I started raiding in WoW to now leading and bringing her back.

The best part about working from home is being able to make brownies on your lunch break so you can eat brownies when you finish work.

I have only ever faction changed one of my toons because I get too emotionally attached and just end up starting new ones 😂 this one has been sat waiting for me to get her past level 40 which I did. Not sure if I’ll level her the whole way but it was fun to play through BFA with her!

When I originally started playing WoW, I was a space goat hunter. I’m now level 69 (nice) on her after a day of just questing. (If Blizzard could make all expansions worth it to level 70 though I’d really love that.)

My raid leading voice on full display. It’s good to be back. 💗

It’s community mythic night with @starshipeu.org and I have all the POVs! You can watch along too at twitch.tv/starship_eu and sign up if you fancy given mythic a go!

Had lunch outside today because I should be trying to get more D than the sort my fiancé gives me.

It’s SO good but also this is very true. I feel decidedly more awake after this than a jam doughnut though.

Touching grass and making friends

Tomorrow is my day off so it’s cartoons and levelling my first ever WoW toon in bed time.

Easily 5 years farming this and it finally drops tonight.

I will miss you 2am ICC runs.

Seeing photos of yourself that bring such self loathing even though you’ve spent the whole year so far being pumped with various meds and hormones really does make for a Monday of just sobbing.

My 9 y/o told my fiancé yesterday that he loves him more than the entire universe and then hit him with the ‘and the universe is constantly expanding’.

Kid has his Mother’s rizz. Impeccable.

I would LOVE to see them try though tbf

The quest for Deano and I to be the new hosts of the GBBO continues…

I pack like I’m on a D&D adventure cos I packed this half eaten donut in my bag for a train journey today.

It’s the ‘small chunk of bread’ of my life.

IT’S NOT A THING

Frankie Freako! a little monster is it scarier than Orange Juice mixed with Coffee?

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If you still need Curve or KSM, hit us up. I promise I will carry you on the back of my Hopper like a valiant trooper.

Honestly I’m just relieved I’m not the only one that says things that seem so unhinged out of context