Greg Thompson

The internet tends to shit on it a little, so take that pinch of salt, but Starfield is basically Skyrim with spaceships, Firefly and Alien references, and a McDonald’s analog called Chunks

no but crickets are game for anything

Immortals: Phoenix Rising is a (well done) BOTW ripoff without the breakable weapons and it’s probably like $3 at this point if you haven’t played it

kind of like a polyp

not to be contrary, but I believe it’s actually called a bollocks polyp

common misconception

can’t think of anything moreso

I think he was talking about one of those convertible bidets, the ones that turn into a drinking fountain so you can rehydrate after a long sit

To finish the whole quote, “with other people…in white robes”

for people who have a hard time contextualizing that, it’s approximately 70 million media cycles

oh, right, you said BETWEEN 1 minus 100…

It’s not what you think—it’s just an anagram for Almond Cold Nard, which is a code name for Ellen DeGeneres

negative 99

I think it’s the act of slowly piercing the natural casing with your thumbnail to get the process started that really does it

when you’re balls deep and they haven’t trimmed their back hair in two or three months

Semper Phile

I think some people have a problem with smoking these days

it’s all about the he said she said skull shit

slowly losing your natural habitat, living a solitary life outside of mating season, not being able to change your spots…

no fun, indeed

a-three…

maybe I’m misreading the situation, but that seems like a…bad…omen

you spin me right round baby right round like a record baby right round right round

20 years ago it would’ve been 83, but climate change is slowly turning all our majestic wonders into acid baths

I’m an academic who pummels and steals the girlfriends of spinach eaters everywhere, a Bluto intellectual, if you will

really gets to the root of the matter

weird, I didn’t realize they had an emoticon for nutritional supplements

I am so very sorry. It just wormed its way into my brain

funny, the same thing happened to me the other day when i was searching for pictures of human centipedes

seems like an egregious design flaw/plot hole

yeah but did you try the trellis thing