Cat Vincent (he/him, Useless Eater)

In the style of an industrial warning sign — WARNING Cognitohazard: Do not think about it

I kept needing this, so I finally made it.

Okay if fucking Trump outlasts Bruce Campbell I'm fighting god barefoot in a Waffle House parking lot.

Screenshot of headline: Microsoft gets tired of Microslop, bands the word on its Discord, then locks the server after backlash

Lmfao this is so fucking sad 😂😂😂

‘Evil Dead’ Actor Bruce Campbell Says He Has Cancer That’s ‘Treatable’ but Not ‘Curable’: But ‘I’m a Tough Old Son of a Bitch’ "Evil Dead" star Bruce Campbell revealed Monday that he has been diagnosed with cancer, but he says that it is "treatable," if not curable.

This is the worst timeline

variety.com/2026/film/ne...

Just one fucking day.

Know what? It doesn't matter if you think these people aren't Christian enough for you. This has always been their war.

Something I think about lately is that when I was 20, WWI seemed a very long time ago. Yet it doesn’t, now, in my late 70s.

The US is turning 250 this year.

#youarebeingwatched

Lyft offers rides to trans Kansas residents as driving licenses voided After Kansas brought in a law banning trans people from using driving licenses that align with their chosen identity, Lyft is offering the community discounted rides.

If you're trans in Kansas, this might be helpful info:
Lyft offers discounted rides to trans Kansas residents as driving licenses voided
www.thepinknews.com/2026/03/02/l...

YouTube video by 101simon101 The Day today

It may help to imagine the muppet saying 'justice' in martin Sheen's voice. www.youtube.com/watch?v=a7zD...

@rankin_jake - at my funeral i won't need a coffin. i will be cremated from the neck down and my head will be on a stick. If you want to say anything about me you have to hold my head stick

My Doctor, Holding & Looking At My Head Stick: Your Labs Look Great, Rachel!!!

Texas AG Paxton Declares Therapists Affirming Trans Youth To Be Illegal And Child Abuse The declaration echoes his 2022 efforts to target parents of trans youth with child abuse, and may force conversion therapy on trans youth in the state.

1. This morning, Texas AG Ken Paxton just released a chilling new declaration:

Mental health therapists, counselors, and psychologists must cease affirming trans youth - using their name and pronouns - or potentially face child abuse charges and loss of licensure.

Its a horrifying escalation.

It was like calling all the fascists "weird losers" was working so well before the Harris campaign inexplicably stopped.

Goodnight from the Mayford tractor factory, where the number of days without haunting board has been reset to zero yet again. Goodnight from Andrew Pickingale, taught a harsh and bloody lesson about the wrongness of fly-tipping by the Children-Made-of-Thorns. Goodnight from Hookland.

the rational response to learning of Epstein's 24/7 access to white-glove treatment from some of the world's best surgeons and medical practitioners is to conclude that privatized health care is a moral, ethical, and medical catastrophe. it's reasonable to call for the whole system to be rethought

“Most people live in fear of some terrible event changing their lives. For the chronically ill, this terrible event has already happened, and we have been let in on an amazing secret: You fight and you survive. There is no other way. You adapt, and your life changes, but in the end you go on with whatever compromises you have been forced to make, whatever losses you have been forced to endure. You learn to balance your fears with the simple truth that you must go on living."

THREAD. 😡

Text on an academic article about "Moving Things: Moving Cartloads of Treasures from Venice to Ethiopia, ca. 1400" pasted into Grammarly in a Browser. It offers to invoke the digital ghosts of David Abulafia, Barry Flood and Chris Wickham to give me "expert feedback".

Using Grammarly for the first time in forever ... WHAT?

As a non-native speaker writing primarily in English, I used to use it to check prepositions, point out too long/convoluted sentences etc.

It now offers to summon colleagues both living and dead to "expert review" the piece???

What?

YouTube video by LouReedVEVO Lou Reed - Perfect Day (Official Audio)

From a doo-wop group in high school, to the Velvet Underground, to a 40+ year solo career, happy birthday Lou Reed.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=9wxI...

in the UK, not disclosing that something is an ad or paid placement is something that can get you reported to Ofcom. Of course, Ofcom has shown so little interest historically in regulating X that it's no surprise that was left to hashtags

Truly an aughts revival with both an illegal war in the middle east and a painfully unfunny Scary Movie trailer dropping within days of each other.

We're here at LV-426, informally called "Acheron", one of three moons orbiting the gas giant Calpamos. 158 people moved here to create a colony. A little ways away is a derelict alien spacecraft filled with xenomorph eggs. A volunteer has just gotten infected....

The Obscene Kool Aid Man crashes through the wall of a massage parlor shouting FUCK YEEEEAAHHH! He's holding a dildo in each hand and is filled with a mystery liquid. Is it lube? Something else? You'll find out.

Relax, everyone, things have always been chaotic

What you're experiencing is a slight shift of the veil, that's all. Nothing has made sense for a long time. Overt warfare was inevitable. It was always going to be the facism endpoint.

We're not too far gone to turn back, but this isn't a surprise.

Ah yes, Dubai - a region of the world famously free of geopolitics

If you are wondering why so many of us are posting about the fiscal impacts of the war on Iran, it’s because it is so clearly and cynically precipitated by a group of nutters in DC who see a way to make money fighting it.

Runequest for me, with it's fumble table which led to every party member cutting their own leg off sooner or later.

On old woman called my baby a knob - I refused to laugh it off.

Brb, just off to call a baby a dickhead.

This is so funny.

Showrunner David Slack is on here and a very sharp gent, as you'd expect.