Embrace absurdity, govern sanely. #Silly_Party

The creation of life is the joy of rebirth. We create flame, women who chose to give birth, and children become newer and improved versions of their parents.

Three, not two. Non-binary by nature. But all three fear the wolf.

Watching the Room is almost as good as playing Silent Hill 4: The Room

IT'S JOURNEY TO THE WEST ALL THE WAY DOWN

Why do they see me? I don't even know who they are.

The guy who sleeps at night and wakes when he's needed. A half-elf without a boat to swallow the sun. Drunk idiot, survivor, peace maker, poet, writer, kang.

I'm BACK. From outer space.

At least it won't make a difference if I post mostly memes that make fun of me. There's no situation that can't be made better with an actual joke intended not to harm.

Be like Bebe's Kids, something completely inexplicable but largely benign.

Bluesky is a fun place to shout into the void like a hero but unfortunately it doesn't support the endless rambles I tend to make.

Good for pithy statements.

Being lawful good sucks when the king is chaotic stupid.

The dungeon master being on time and the player late always results in one of them dying.

Frauds are so bad at the craft of lying. I've spotted two this week alone by just asking human questions and sending memes.

Y'all fraudsters suck at this. If I'm offered a consulting fee, I'll consider teaching frauds how to act like human beings. The fee is $100k for a single session, no refunds.

"I'm telling you this right now, I AM going to fuck this up."

This isn't performance art. It's a country trump. You need to actually try before you get impeached, removed, and imprisoned.

Anyone want to bring back making video games for fun and profit? #Benlippinco_Industries

www.benlippincoinsustries.fakewebsite.org

@kulor.bsky.social Tuesday

I don't need to slay him. He's already dead inside.

When in a crisis, look to the helpers. When a dragon attacks, call for a dragon slayer.

Starting a recall in North Dakota. If one coastal elite can destroy democracy, one man from North Dakota can stop him.

#IMPEACH_THE_PEACH

I think this is an attempt to convince right wing conspiracy theorists that Newsome is centrist enough to be president in 2029.

The downside to this theory is the country will have to still exist in four years.

Start a recall in your state for your governor today. We need a constitutional convention by fall to decide what to do with a traitor president.

#everyincumbantout

#impeachthepeach

#arrestthepresident

Democrats should have impeached trump six times on day one. The democrats should have fired the head of the justice department for refusing to prosecute a traitor who directed a cult to attack our country.

Impeach the peach.

If we replace all state governors with people opposed to trump's illegal, unAmerican betrayal of our allies and neighbors, we could have a national recall election by November.

Make trump a five year mistake. Every incumbant out! #EIO

There's a dream goal. I now want to be in the dictionary like Boycott and Homer Simpson. Can't spell Boycott without Ben Cott.

@algreen.house.gov
I want to thank you for standing up to a failing old fool and speaking truth to power. I am not important or representative of my state as far as I know, but your words inspired me to try harder and prove that my voice matters.

You are the America we need. Thank you Al Green.

Join me. I am not a great leader and I *don't* want to be involved in politics at all. But I won't mortgage my children's future because some gutless millionaire implied I should.

Let's do some good.

We can do this. I believe we will do this together. I would rather be told to my face by a judge that I have no right to representation in this country rather than quietly accepting the future they foist upon us.

We will further need leaders who will demand the state uphold the base principals of North Dakota like honesty, trust, kindness, and charity through government. Values that almost all the people of North Dakota can get behind. (continued)

Not Republican or Democrat, but democratic for all people.