Matt greens

Would love an Atlantic Canadian bear haven that isn’t based in Halifax

Big League Chew on this pussy

Happy birthday King!

He blocked me first. French profile 300+ km from he so it’ll be a cold day in Hell before I let a man from Quebec put a feather duster in my hole

I know posting Grindr screenshots is really tacky but what am I supposed to do with this?

Secret tasks were always so fun to watch

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Me patiently waiting for the vid

It’s October 1st which means the pumpkin fuckers are back on my feed

I’ll be housesitting in Halifax for all of September if one of my bloomfies wants to clap some cheeks

Hook up apps are wild because what do you mean you’re asking me if I do meth at 10:08 AM ON A THURSDAY?

Harvested my parents cherry tomatoes in accidental Bug Catcher Pokémon Trainer Cosplay

The good thing about house sitting this close enough to the US boarder is that I can import in someone’s fat cock

Anyone who says no is a liar. Every great piece of art deserves a nice frame

Today’s August 1st!

This is my Avengers: Endgame

She’s basically just a mouth piece with some nice clothes and accessories that she lets other drag race contestants borrow

Willam got disqualified in season 4 and hasn’t shut up about it since. She’s then openly talked about how bad production is, pissed off Rupaul and WOW enough that she’s now essentially blacklisted from anything Official Drag Race related and has a spotty record with doing very problematic things

Dove Men+Care Sandlewood and Cardamom Oil smells like poop. Like actual, 7AM emergency poop.

I identify as tart

Lil sippy sippy at the Moonlight Bazaar in Saint John

Used to smoke maybe 10 joints a day, more on weekends. Tolerance breaks really fucking suck so I bought a dry herb vape to help me wean myself off of it and I’ve cut back a lot.

Tolerance breaks suck, but treating it like a treat helps.

Can opener broke last night. Just wanted my fuckin beans man

I need to put both of someone’s balls in my mouth like a faggy little chipmunk

It’s me, boys

“Im a hufflepuff!” — No, you have a mortgage and consistent lower back pain.

If you see this, quote with a robot that isn’t from Star Wars or Transformers 🤖