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Shout out to HsBc’s fucked up and complicated family tree i made like a year or two ago

It’s been so long since I’ve drawn my muse I need to draw her high as fuck and bricked up and being a huge loser

Fatima save me…. Save me Fatima….

Get your lambs ready for winter by shaving them bald! Those fuckers have it too easy and you should make them freeze their asses off.

I’m tired of being a virgin loser bruh I wish I had charisma and confidence

I have a sims save where I make and torture some guys. Found these two particularly hot

You should be legally exempt from working a job or going to school on the days you’re going to a vacation and coming back from it to save you from the massive god damn whiplash. Those days should be rest days so you can get ready for your vacation or get in the mindspace for regular life

Mermaid getting knotted and bred by a werewolf send tweet

It’s just you and me 911 burger

Weird feeling having a dream with someone you barely know, but in that dream you two get a bit closer. Then you wake up and are disappointed it didn’t happen.

It’d be a real cruel fate if someone that was already godtiered wanted to transition and they’d have to get surgeries and hrt like a regular person. You’re telling me that even as a god transitioning isn’t easy? That’s insane. Skaia needs some better system

Erisolkat auspicism with Karkat mediating also has the potential to be really good tbh. He has pretty good dynamics with each of them it could probably work out well

Solkat would make for way better moirails I think, but the fact remains that their dynamic is the closest you’ll ever get to seeing a consistent, long-running blackrom from Karkat. At least canonically

Going from an hsbc dub to a streamer reading the og comic for the first time makes for crazy whiplash

John having a feeling that everything is wrong in his life. Maybe he should’ve tried hrt before avoiding everyone in her life

Hsbc second team acknowledging the problems I had with it and either giving an explanation or fixing it. Iconic shit really this is why hs stuff should stay out of Hussie’s hands(only partially serious)

It’d also keep with this vibe of her being from the “old, real canon” too, bringing back this feature that was essential to the og comic. She could be the one the first few flashes revolve around and then other characters would also get their own flashes, becoming just as “real” as Vriska

She would’ve been the first character to get a flash animation in years, cementing her as the core part of the story that she’s being built up to be. She could’ve been an awesome pattern-breaker right from the beginning, plus everyone would be talking about it which is exactly what she’d want

HSBC is okay I guess but I don’t like that everything that would’ve made for a cool flash gets stuck with just narration. Vriska beating up the reporters specifically would’ve been perfect, both narratively and in a meta sense

They used ectobiology in the beginning of Earth C. Dirk had ecto-alchemy somehow. What…. Happened to the ectobiology machines… it was able to make troll/human hybrids too. What is going on here

I don’t remember what happened in the epilogues if I ever read them at all so idk if I’m missing something, but I’ve always been bothered by Rose and Jade having a child, because… couldn’t Jade have resorted to ectobiology???? They clearly had the technology in the beginning to repopulate quickly

WOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! THATS WHAT IM TALKING ABOUT BABBYYYYYYYYYYY

Also I was never into drkjake I always hated that ship. Years later and I still think it sucks.

I will say though. Back before dvekat was as popular as it is now, I remember it was seen as more of a blackrom ship, and that concept was waaay more interesting than the shit they have now. It bordered on a guilty pleasure for me sometimes, but it just sucks now.

I see those two guys on the washing machine or Jake with his brain ghost and it’s like looking at puzzle pieces that don’t fit. Why are they so damn mid

Saw some cool new character designs in hs2 so I’m watching a dub of it(typical) and bro. Even after getting exposed to so much dvekat and drkjake fan and canon material they’re still such boring ships

There was a VERY brief time when I had just gotten into Homestuck where I was able to go into a Hot Topic and get Homestuck tshirts. I miss that. I wish that were still real

Whoever has the Homestuck IP needs to start selling merch again. I need the Terezi dragon capes and hoodies to go on sale again. I need the aspect hoodies on sale again. The only merch I have is from 2016/2017 and it’s starting to not fit me anymore. God. Please. Please start selling merch again omg

Spamton Tagora kinnie confirmed

SBURB simulators my beloveds you’re so incredibly fun to play… I wish I had people to play you with instead of having to play on my own