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Michael Kimball

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πŸ‘¨β€πŸ‘©β€πŸ‘§β€πŸ‘§πŸΆπŸΆ. OKC. Reporter turned happy PR guy. Feed the trolls to me. Always cite your sources. My opinions are facts. (Was @mkimball011 on the old good website.)

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Since I get both bundled with separate unrelated subscriptions (grocery delivery and wireless) I am assuming this somehow means I’ll have to pay for the combined product.

05.03.2026 13:41 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Here's the full 3 minute pelican delay so you can have closure (h/t @sickoscommittee.org)

04.03.2026 03:41 β€” πŸ‘ 177    πŸ” 40    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 15

how many times can you gently and responsibly toss a child onto a couch ("again!")

04.03.2026 02:16 β€” πŸ‘ 43    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0
Chicken People Official Trailer 1 (2016) - Documentary
YouTube video by Rotten Tomatoes Indie Chicken People Official Trailer 1 (2016) - Documentary

β€œChicken People” youtu.be/S9ZShxa6wJ0 (full doc is free on YouTube)

03.03.2026 22:53 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

i also changed planes there on the way back from south africa and splurged on a massage at the airport. (stupidly) asked the filipina masseuse if she liked living in dubai and she goes "no, they make us live in an apartment far away and we only leave to get on a bus to come to work." slave state.

03.03.2026 16:45 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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This mural slaps. Literally turned around so I could get a picture.

02.03.2026 19:32 β€” πŸ‘ 2397    πŸ” 365    πŸ’¬ 23    πŸ“Œ 35

You are right my deepest apologies @celebrityhottub.bsky.social

28.02.2026 00:40 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Screencap that says, "This week, the FBI, at the direction of Patel, fired at least 10 employees linked to the 2022 search of Trump’s Mar-a-Lago estate, according to three people familiar with the matter. That search turned up classified documents and led to one of two federal cases against Trump; both were eventually dismissed. Patel also disclosed this week that his own cellphone 'toll' records had been obtained in the course of the Trump investigations." The phrase "both were eventually dismissed" is highlighted.

Screencap that says, "This week, the FBI, at the direction of Patel, fired at least 10 employees linked to the 2022 search of Trump’s Mar-a-Lago estate, according to three people familiar with the matter. That search turned up classified documents and led to one of two federal cases against Trump; both were eventually dismissed. Patel also disclosed this week that his own cellphone 'toll' records had been obtained in the course of the Trump investigations." The phrase "both were eventually dismissed" is highlighted.

can u add just a little more context to this sentence, plz my family is dying etc

27.02.2026 22:59 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Not to brag but three years in a row I have successfully challenged the county assessor’s valuation of our house for property tax purposes. @hollyanderson.bsky.social and @edsbs.bsky.social plz consider this my entry for the Father’s Day β€œwhat’s the most dad-like thing you did this year” challenge.

27.02.2026 22:44 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

you think you've seen the whole movie, and then the alt text reveals you haven't even finished act two

27.02.2026 19:02 β€” πŸ‘ 3249    πŸ” 594    πŸ’¬ 40    πŸ“Œ 8
The Scratch - Gladrags (Official Video)
YouTube video by The Scratch The Scratch - Gladrags (Official Video)

New single out today slaps. youtu.be/Xj3FrZE35oo?... Listen to The Scratch! ☘️

26.02.2026 22:21 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
The Scratch - Pullin' Teeth ft. Kevin Rheault (Official Video)
YouTube video by The Scratch The Scratch - Pullin' Teeth ft. Kevin Rheault (Official Video)

I will not get tired of telling everyone the best band you may not have heard of is The Scratch from Ireland. youtu.be/MfDZlUD_1WU?...

26.02.2026 22:20 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Kobe Bryant and the secret history of the black mamba In late 2002, Nike began creating a global campaign featuring the black mamba -- and presented it to an NBA superstar. That star was not Kobe Bryant.

NEW: Nearly 10 years ago, Kobe Bryant declared β€œMamba out” in his final words as a Los Angeles Laker. But years before he assumed the black mamba persona, Nike created a campaign built around the snake for someone else – Michael Jordan.Β www.espn.com/nba/story/_/...

25.02.2026 15:19 β€” πŸ‘ 128    πŸ” 35    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 46

Help. They played "Hot to Go" at the Thunder game on Saturday and it is now Day Four of it being stuck in my head. 🎢H-O-T-T ohh gee ohhhohhh ...🎢

25.02.2026 15:16 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Cason Wallace should be on the Olympic team in 2028.

25.02.2026 03:05 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

According to Transfermarkt, Inter has four players who by themselves are worth more than Bodø’s entire roster.

24.02.2026 21:57 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Today we celebrate Alysa Liu, Olympic gold medalist and daughter of a political refugee who came to the U.S. seeking safety and opportunity.

Refugees strengthen our communities β€” as neighbors, leaders, and even champions.

When we invest in belonging, we all rise.

23.02.2026 22:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1043    πŸ” 167    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 5

β€œPeople on here say sports are not political” this website has the juice because the stupids can and do post on it, we made it

22.02.2026 18:57 β€” πŸ‘ 616    πŸ” 33    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 1
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Suprematism, by Nikolai Suetin, 1920-21, πŸ“Έ by @tiltoncreative

22.02.2026 16:24 β€” πŸ‘ 9968    πŸ” 2274    πŸ’¬ 65    πŸ“Œ 112
USA group pic on ice with Olympic platform

USA group pic on ice with Olympic platform

USA group pic on ice with Olympic platform, with Johnny Gaudreau's kids and jersey

USA group pic on ice with Olympic platform, with Johnny Gaudreau's kids and jersey

USA group pic and a second with Johnny Gaudreau's kids

22.02.2026 16:29 β€” πŸ‘ 2415    πŸ” 491    πŸ’¬ 36    πŸ“Œ 76
Team USA. (Photo:Alexander NEMENOV / AFP via Getty Images)

Team USA. (Photo:Alexander NEMENOV / AFP via Getty Images)

Many times have I wondered if I'd ever see this in my lifetime.

22.02.2026 16:34 β€” πŸ‘ 3373    πŸ” 343    πŸ’¬ 286    πŸ“Œ 56

USA men USA women
🀝
Getting dragged around by the Canadians for 58 minutes and still winning gold

22.02.2026 15:55 β€” πŸ‘ 732    πŸ” 157    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 13

HOCKEY

22.02.2026 15:53 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Hockey should probably be a controlled substance

22.02.2026 15:18 β€” πŸ‘ 852    πŸ” 171    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 13
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I repeat.

22.02.2026 15:34 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This is a sports app folks

22.02.2026 14:29 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

NW 23rd from Broadway to Lee is going to take a while to get used to without that median.

22.02.2026 00:41 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Critical support to comrade Pizzaballa

21.02.2026 14:17 β€” πŸ‘ 946    πŸ” 144    πŸ’¬ 14    πŸ“Œ 0

I think they’ve really misjudged the situation if they believe JD has some kind of special pull in Rome, but if their intention is to keep humiliating him by sending him there then I get it.

21.02.2026 13:32 β€” πŸ‘ 1759    πŸ” 265    πŸ’¬ 39    πŸ“Œ 6

your discovery of for all mankind is the best thing about 2026 (except alysa liu)

20.02.2026 19:46 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0