Lexington Cheesecake Factory

I miss my beuaitful witch wife who fed me potions from her cauldron and hexed me

while mayo is the tastiest

Pepsi woman, wearing a yellow balaclava and a silver chain

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ⓘ The post hurt a Bluesky moderator’s feelings

Rob Zombie: “And slam in the back on my…”

that one numbers station lady from black ops 😮‍💨

I used a rope to get a tighter hug and you’ll never guess what happened :/

Between Cheney, McCain and Kissinger it’s a war criminal phonetics foulup

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kdot and gura combined their power to destroy the ontarian barbarians

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sexy discombobulate

The release marketing for Battlefield 6 is next level

Americans have rediscovered the concept of a shadow ministry

melinated supes would 100% be stronger with more yellow sunlight

my door after I forget to oil the hinges:

day one of the Milley regime I'm personally driving an Abrams through this mf

I'm pitting asexuals against each other in breakdance battles and MtG tournaments

He does something in common with Stephen King and some of the King of England's relatives

all that stuff happened to a buddy of mine

Trailer hitch demagnetisers automatic circumcisers

This is so epic, Teto play Birdbrain

It’s enrichment for Argenta I can’t take that away for her

it's so peak

On Caladan we ruled by sea and air power, now we have to cultivate pasta power.

The glove has to be extra thick for the afterburners and landing gear.

Four stolen bases that were promised to them nine innings ago

And of course not to be confused with the Iron Warriors

as seen in the 1139 Papal canon against crossbows

it seems today that all you see is violence in movies and sex on tv