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Barely an hour ago, Palestinian journalist Anas Al-Sharif warned us all:

β€œIf this madness doesn’t end, Gaza will be reduced to ruins, its people’s voices silenced, their faces erased β€” and history will remember you as silent witnesses to a genocide you chose not to stop.”

Israel just killed him.

10.08.2025 21:09 β€” πŸ‘ 5054    πŸ” 3928    πŸ’¬ 50    πŸ“Œ 114

cis bigots don't get to call us all perverts when they're the ones so concerned about the genitalia of who uses which public bathrooms

bathrooms are for using the toilet dog, i'm not trying to have any kind of social interaction in there, i'm just trying not to piss myself in public, same as u

10.08.2025 21:01 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

feeling powerless in the face of all this stupid evil bullshit is so frustrating

10.08.2025 20:46 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The only incentive a billionaire deserves is a cactus up the ass.

10.08.2025 18:07 β€” πŸ‘ 16    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

Yes! More Mr. Nice Guy!

10.08.2025 16:57 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Eddie Palmieri β€” "Puerto Rico"
YouTube video by benjaminto / zoetroupe Eddie Palmieri β€” "Puerto Rico"

you ever get inspired to make a latin jazz music video out of existing footage at 2am

10.08.2025 05:53 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

i know i could be friends with a black bear in such a way that it doesn't kill me or try to kill me or want to kill me. 100%. i've got the right vibes

10.08.2025 04:22 β€” πŸ‘ 14    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
Eddie Palmieri β€” "Puerto Rico"
YouTube video by benjaminto / zoetroupe Eddie Palmieri β€” "Puerto Rico"

you ever get inspired to make a latin jazz music video out of existing footage at 2am

10.08.2025 05:53 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

my feet hurt but it's from dancing a lot so it's okay :)

10.08.2025 02:08 β€” πŸ‘ 14    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

which was pretty unfortunate, seeing as they were platforming games πŸ˜”

10.08.2025 01:28 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
the final panel of the "woman holding a child to get a better look at art" comic, but the art has been replaced with a pink square with black text that reads "if a baby born in the morning is Monica, evening is Evelyn, on the floor is Florence. what do we fall a baby born in a car πŸ€”"

the final panel of the "woman holding a child to get a better look at art" comic, but the art has been replaced with a pink square with black text that reads "if a baby born in the morning is Monica, evening is Evelyn, on the floor is Florence. what do we fall a baby born in a car πŸ€”"

comic: trish keenan from broadcast says "i made this" and hands Broadcast Haha Sound to a fan who responds "you made this?" After a beat of holding the album alone, the fan says "i made this"

comic: trish keenan from broadcast says "i made this" and hands Broadcast Haha Sound to a fan who responds "you made this?" After a beat of holding the album alone, the fan says "i made this"

a classic old peanuts comic strip of a boy sitting and talking with a girl as charlie brown walks by on the sidewalk smiling. the boy is talking about charlie brown, but his dialogue has been crudely edited to read 1: "6 hentai Mazda Mx-5 miyatas" 2: "I scoured YouTube for my favorite jumpstyle compilations" 3: "listen in the car, in the shower, maybe even while you fuck" 4: the boy, angry now, says "it fits the prompt but i'm out of points, sorry!"

a classic old peanuts comic strip of a boy sitting and talking with a girl as charlie brown walks by on the sidewalk smiling. the boy is talking about charlie brown, but his dialogue has been crudely edited to read 1: "6 hentai Mazda Mx-5 miyatas" 2: "I scoured YouTube for my favorite jumpstyle compilations" 3: "listen in the car, in the shower, maybe even while you fuck" 4: the boy, angry now, says "it fits the prompt but i'm out of points, sorry!"

soldier defending a child from incoming attacks meme comic. the attacks are captioned "every single useless thought that enters my brain", the soldier is labeled "me deciding 'this one's not even worth posting", and the sleeping child is "followers who haven't muted me yet"

soldier defending a child from incoming attacks meme comic. the attacks are captioned "every single useless thought that enters my brain", the soldier is labeled "me deciding 'this one's not even worth posting", and the sleeping child is "followers who haven't muted me yet"

my phone memory is 50% bad meme edits i've made over the years

09.08.2025 19:15 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"i let the needle drop / ambient or hip hop / and the right tune / takes me to the moon"

beautiful

09.08.2025 18:20 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

"iiiiiii'''''mmmmmmmmm holllllllldingggggggg myyyyy brrrreeeeeeeeaaaeaeaeaeaeaeaeaeattttththththththhhhhhhhh"

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09.08.2025 18:19 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
The owner of a cat wig shop stands in front of his store, surrounded by a bunch of cats walking around wearing colorful wigs, including Heathcliff and his girlfriend Sonja. Happily, the store's proprietor says "I'm living the dream."

The owner of a cat wig shop stands in front of his store, surrounded by a bunch of cats walking around wearing colorful wigs, including Heathcliff and his girlfriend Sonja. Happily, the store's proprietor says "I'm living the dream."

09 Aug 2025

09.08.2025 17:20 β€” πŸ‘ 366    πŸ” 85    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 7

wallison gromits be like

09.08.2025 17:15 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Crackers and cheese is one of the best foods

08.08.2025 03:23 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

fun album !!

09.08.2025 16:50 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Lo Fidelity Allstars - Feel What I Feel [Official Video]
YouTube video by Skint Records Lo Fidelity Allstars - Feel What I Feel [Official Video]

breaking out the good headphones to listen to this 23-year-old album that fifteen people know about at maximum volume

09.08.2025 15:46 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

im on that "ceaseless, inescapable precarity from birth to death" grind

23.07.2025 18:41 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Lo Fidelity All-Stars - What You Want
YouTube video by ziontao Lo Fidelity All-Stars - What You Want

"The Big Beat Manifest goes: Big beats are the best, get high all the time." - Super Hans 🎧

09.08.2025 14:52 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

"on the pier" w bootsy really captured my imagination as a kid :) great album

09.08.2025 15:06 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

obviously he's talking about overproduced pop perfection vs making righteous (right) art mistakes (wrongs)

it's a prophetic anti-AI screed i love it hank best songwriter

09.08.2025 14:32 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

hey friend hey friend do you know where this ends

is my guess

09.08.2025 14:28 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

(because i don't have any money and also i want to go home early to eat dinner and go to bed)

09.08.2025 14:26 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

it's free and starts at 4pm

so that's really cool

09.08.2025 14:26 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

her best friends call her sal(?)

09.08.2025 14:24 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

~15% evil

09.08.2025 14:22 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

hey pal

09.08.2025 14:20 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
"God when I get to heaven after spending my entire life masturbating and eating fast food". Comic of a guy fist-bumping God who says "Hell yes pimp!"

"God when I get to heaven after spending my entire life masturbating and eating fast food". Comic of a guy fist-bumping God who says "Hell yes pimp!"

salute the flag 🫑

09.08.2025 14:09 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Qobuz to the polls

09.08.2025 00:39 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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