Rachel Macklin

2026 has some explaining to do. 😢

Seth Rogen accepting Catherine O’Hara’s posthumous award for Outstanding Actress in a Comedy Series for The Studio #ActorAwards

Just remember when we toss you off the ship: mutiny was the correct and only answer. ⚓️ 3/3

And yet, though the crew hath arms, legs, and brains (though the latter is questionable, given contemporary evidence), none choose to wrest the tiller from his grubby hands?

Nary a one?

Oh, you hath a written statement.

FFS. 🤦🏻‍♀️

2/3

Yayyyy congrats!

Awwwwe boop! Hi baby!

Senseless. Needless. Despicable. Unforgivable.

Being an evil asshold is so much harder than just being nice godammit

Gifts Donald Trump Would Give Greenland as A Dowry Your wedding invitation is in the mail

Because I can't leave it alone, satire is all I have left. This shit is just bananas. Enjoy my silly piece. #writersky #comedy medium.com/doctor-funny...

This is Wiley. He has never seen snow before and wants to make sure he gets a real good look at it. For science. 12/10 (IG: smileywileydog)

BREAKING

Former ICE agent:

On my first day training new cadets, I received secretive orders to teach them to violate the Constitution by entering homes without a judicial warrant.

I Feng Shui’d the Shit Out of My House Last Night and Now I Am an Influencer Advice on how to slay at shui and question your life choices

Yassssss my crazy feng shui story has found its home. Acceptance #2 for 2026! Link below to some marvelously unhinged shit. medium.com/another-fuck... #writersky #comedy

Indeed we do. Sigh.

Ten Creative Uses for Your Mother’s Funeral Urn Your mom would approve, we think

My friends, I have written something abominably silly and it's now LIVE on Jane Austen's Wastebasket on Medium. My first published piece of 2026! medium.com/jane-austens... #writersky

The story chooses the writer 🤷🏻‍♀️

Lololol the literal definition of

Aaacccckk I got my first acceptance of the year and it's going to be published next week! Can't wait to share this silly piece. ❤️🤣 #writersky #comedy

With zero respect, he can fuck right off

I take offense on behalf of the puppies

Just got the nicest rejection with really helpful notes. Said she'd love to read my work in future. One step closer, folks! Keep putting your work out there. ❤️

Writing silly stories with a badass funny woman across the pond and it's such a blast. I love writing to make someone else laugh. #writersky #comedy

Also a great goal, though the muse may disagree 😉

Performed at my first open mic tonight, woohooooo! Hopefully the first of many. #poetry #writersky #sff

So cute

I've had an unfinished pilot on the shelf for years, and my heart keeps going back to it. 2026 is the year to finally finish it!

#screenwritersky What do you want to finish this year?

Thinking of starting a smallish virtual writer's group. Goal would be to share WIPs and support brainstorming. I'm a published SFF writer and screenwriter in the Seattle area. Not repped currently but want to be! Love me some tight, witty writing and dark comedy. Interested? Drop a comment!

Signed up for my first open mic night to read my new poem. Oddly nervous despite years of performing theatre. But I'm excited, hopefully the first of many and a good way to connect with some awesome local writers!

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Been crazy productive writing this weekend, yayyy! Finished a gorgeous poem that made me cry. Pulled an old piece off the shelf and it's coming alive with new ideas. 2026 is off to a great start! #writersky #scriptsky

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