Delicious in Dika

[soul calibur announcer voice] everybody knows you're high, and they're mad at you

i heard spiderman was there

an ad for a slushy drink that reads THE BLUE THING IS BACK!

james cameron every couple of years for some reason:

I am reminded of the existence of Arm Joe, a loose janky fighting game adaptation of Les Misérables

When the Three Stooges enter the public domain, we need a loose janky fighting game adaptation of the Three Stooges

only nitpick i have is vegans are probably nice people irl but get Very Angry online

This is actually quite brilliant, up to and including the final sentence 🔥

All crew,

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Worf

Pokemon Team comms for @majodyna.bsky.social !

Everyone is getting upset about the data centers. They pollute a lot and use a lot of energy and will eventually be very ugly/huge vacant buildings. And I understand being mad about that. Until you consider the state of the lazer tag industry at this moment, and how much help that sector needs.

Happy birthday Falin 🪽

it's always monday somewhere dw

I can't stop thinking about the guy hitting a clip in dig dug

sell water to a fish sell time to a clock

Hahaha, right?! Or what about mandatory disclosures for the discrepancy between the salaries of the CEO and their lowest paid worker? That would be so funny, right?! Let’s do it as a funny joke!!!

Unmute for sound • •• RARE: 1980's Garfield whistling tea kettle $150

RARE: 1980's Garfield whistling tea kettle $150

The "Where's My Wife" Fit Featuring 4 protaganists all wearing Jeans, A green / dark shirt, and bomber overcoat. James Sunderland Sebastian Castellanos Alan Wake Ethan Winters

Grandma's fit is kinda clean

"Don't follow illegal orders" would be more meaningful if Democrats had prosecuted literally any of the prominent war criminals of the last 30 years instead of, you know, fucking campaigning with them

had to hit a hateful anon with the northern lion summon

Captura de tela de tweet de @STALLE0N com um emoji de uma galinha e um emoji de carro. O post diz "Stop taking social media so serious. Nothing here is real. Look at this chicken. It is bigger than the car". O emoji de garnisé é de fato muito maior que o emoji do carro vermelho. O tweet foi feito em 03 de Agosto de 2021.

yt video thumbnail titled "Remember When Mario Tried to Sell You Rice?" on the thumbnail features from top to bottom a yellow text in all caps saying "SELLS YOU RICE?" with another text written in black in a green square saying "Rice!" over a picture of what i assume is rice but look more like couscous or some other grainy food. at the left of the thumbnail is a picture of mario smiling with his hands on his hips, an yellow arrow is coming from mario to the green square

i fucking hate this yt thumbnail and what it has done to me bc now every time we eat rice with my gf i tell her "remember when mario tried to sell you rice?" without fail. every single time.