nonAssociatedIdiot Rambles

when you so high that running a quarter of a mile makes it hard to breathe even 15 minutes later

Ambulant (nonAssociatedIdiot's slugcat sona) lying down, eyes wide, with the caption, "high".

high

over 1/6 of my time on vrchat today was being headpat. i was on for almost 6 hours

wha. what if ther was a creatur under ya bed but but the but the creatur creature was me cause im a creature

im a creature. a silly lil guy.

if only to be free
but its like
i want to but i "cannot", because if i do there will be much more downsides than upsides in comparison to just staying in my padlocked closet (2/2)

know whats annoying
my padlock that i put on the metaphorical closet of mine
like i know why its there. i put it on my closet like two weeks ago
but the circumstances as to WHY it's there annoys the hell out of me (1/2)

an image of a search of "order:tagcount_asc rain_world tagcount:<20" that shows no results

i'm so good at my job on e621 (this used to be over 150 like 2 weeks ago)

Said my final farewells to an old friend. (Well, if he's still alive, it's not FINAL final, but I'm not sure if he is or not, so I'm basically calling it final until proven otherwise.)

why do they call it the rest room when im DYING in here :(

"last time i touched grass was less than 25 hours ago" cool on you! glad you're touching grass

"last time i touched grass was over 24 hours ago" go fuck yourself. vitamin d deficient ass shithead

i fucking LOVE VRCFury. if you do not have it on your installation of VRC Creator Companion, you have committed a crime against our lord and saviour Senky.

#vrchat

what if there was a new golden berry called the molden berry and it was covered in mold

Hi Im A Creature :)

The Creature Yearns To Escape The Confines Of Societal Pressures

I Wish To Escape. But The Norms Prevail. There Is No Path But To Indulge For As Long As I Am Forced To

Yet Despite Everything I Still Crave Freedom

What if conspiracy theories had names like Deltarune theories do. Like how there's Egg Theory n Piss And Shit Theory and whatever

oh yeah there WAS that one time i told someone with a dragon sona to "go fuck an automobile"

Ambulant (nonAssociatedIdiot's slugcat sona) with a Shadow Crystal from Deltarune in their throat, with the caption "we outta shadow crystals"

in response to someone responding to my mention of lack of freedom

Ambulant (nonAssociatedIdiot's slugcat sona) raising his arms in the "Absolute Cinema" pose.

absolute cinema

pathetic human bodies and their flawed external testicles... (and the itchiness) (oh man the itchiness) (pain)

i think we should still feel empathy for the family of the dead guy, and also hope that they understand why we still hate the dead guy

hi! im a creature

(i dont feel like posting about big thing that happened today so instead i am alterbeing posting)

a version of Ambulant (NonAssociatedIdiot's slugcat sona) with a nose that looks like a fucking penis

experiencing skill regression rn 🥀

When your nuts are hanging low,
and they wobble to and fro,
can you tie them in a knot
or into a bow?
Do they jiggle when you talk?
Do they wiggle when you walk?
Do they bounce?
I think without a doubt...
Don't forget, your balls are hanging out.

slugcat... the sleej... the sloo... the scrunkly... the gh...

PHOTOPEA ADDED A NEW SITE??? HELL YEAH

why is wing-related flight a 1.1x multiplier on my attractedness for any given character
like,
bee

Tomorrow's checklist:
- Draw balls
- Write balls
- Trip balls

its crazy cause this new pfp is causing way more joy than i was expecting???
it's like the vrchat thing with looking in the mirror for the first time all over again

Note: The bug where getting pat on the head made Ambulant forget what face he was making before headpats except during sex is fixed. A silly individual (usually) never forgets!

sloo...

who up rallying their political