Curious if you think we've now got a sufficient tie for referencing Cher
in the lede
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Curious if you think we've now got a sufficient tie for referencing Cher
in the lede
I'm a little distracted by scone-y things
06.03.2026 15:58 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0MILFs (Macromolecules I'd Like to Find)
04.03.2026 19:13 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I named 28/118 elements in the Periodic Table Minute Challenge on C&EN! Can you beat my score? cen.acs.org/education/sc...
02.03.2026 16:24 β π 2 π 1 π¬ 3 π 0If I get stranded in Switzerland, then I'm stranded in Switzerland
02.03.2026 16:12 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I haven't solved the epistemic crisis since we last talked, unfortunately
27.02.2026 16:40 β π 1 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0I feel like we should all cogitate more.
27.02.2026 16:35 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I refuse to celebrate pi day until there's a Euler's number day.
26.02.2026 16:43 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Coming out of the field and I've been doing just fine
23.02.2026 16:23 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Cause I'm Mr Rice Guy...
23.02.2026 16:23 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Rice is one of my favorite grains
23.02.2026 16:06 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0It's an outright maybe.
20.02.2026 16:43 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I don't have any restaurant reviews to offer. I also don't have 3000 words to offer.
18.02.2026 17:15 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0If there's anything the internet loves, it's debating whether something is a sandwich.
18.02.2026 15:19 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I think we need to make cow tipping popular again
17.02.2026 17:09 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0there are so many ways you can kill people
17.02.2026 15:09 β π 1 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0Righteous Buffalonian anger
16.02.2026 16:25 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Thanks Mike and google trends!
12.02.2026 20:58 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Craig's webcam is doing some crazy disco thing
12.02.2026 15:02 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0It's no contrabassoon.
10.02.2026 18:46 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Joining the deep sigh of existential... whatever
10.02.2026 15:06 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
I'm just back from a ski holiday in time for Prachi's excellent look at some of the new chemistry behind this month's #olympics, including ski wax drama and some sexy carbon fibre skimo boots π§ͺβοΈβ·οΈ
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It's at the intersection of chemistry and physics. Which some might call physical chemistry.
04.02.2026 17:08 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Can anyone for real remind me why mirror cows are scary
04.02.2026 17:07 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0did i hear science funding?
04.02.2026 15:04 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Does he contribute to the rubber duck race
03.02.2026 15:08 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I wouldn't give glue to a turtle
30.01.2026 16:12 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Today is so unfortunately worded
30.01.2026 16:10 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Someone ask Mike if we can put poop in a headline
30.01.2026 16:03 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Are you an AI? Because you're hallucinating proteins
23.01.2026 20:15 β π 2 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0