If I get stranded in Switzerland, then I'm stranded in Switzerland
02.03.2026 16:12 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0@censays.bsky.social
A curated selection of out-of-context nonsense spoken and Slacked by the newsroom of scientists and science-adjacent punks at @cenmag.bsky.social. Any views expressed are those of a couple of chaos muppets on the science team, not our employer.
If I get stranded in Switzerland, then I'm stranded in Switzerland
02.03.2026 16:12 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0I haven't solved the epistemic crisis since we last talked, unfortunately
27.02.2026 16:40 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0I feel like we should all cogitate more.
27.02.2026 16:35 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0I refuse to celebrate pi day until there's a Euler's number day.
26.02.2026 16:43 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Coming out of the field and I've been doing just fine
23.02.2026 16:23 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Cause I'm Mr Rice Guy...
23.02.2026 16:23 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Rice is one of my favorite grains
23.02.2026 16:06 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0It's an outright maybe.
20.02.2026 16:43 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0I don't have any restaurant reviews to offer. I also don't have 3000 words to offer.
18.02.2026 17:15 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0If there's anything the internet loves, it's debating whether something is a sandwich.
18.02.2026 15:19 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0I think we need to make cow tipping popular again
17.02.2026 17:09 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0there are so many ways you can kill people
17.02.2026 15:09 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Righteous Buffalonian anger
16.02.2026 16:25 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Thanks Mike and google trends!
12.02.2026 20:58 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Craig's webcam is doing some crazy disco thing
12.02.2026 15:02 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0It's no contrabassoon.
10.02.2026 18:46 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Joining the deep sigh of existential... whatever
10.02.2026 15:06 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
I'm just back from a ski holiday in time for Prachi's excellent look at some of the new chemistry behind this month's #olympics, including ski wax drama and some sexy carbon fibre skimo boots ๐งชโ๏ธโท๏ธ
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It's at the intersection of chemistry and physics. Which some might call physical chemistry.
04.02.2026 17:08 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Can anyone for real remind me why mirror cows are scary
04.02.2026 17:07 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0did i hear science funding?
04.02.2026 15:04 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Does he contribute to the rubber duck race
03.02.2026 15:08 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0I wouldn't give glue to a turtle
30.01.2026 16:12 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Today is so unfortunately worded
30.01.2026 16:10 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Someone ask Mike if we can put poop in a headline
30.01.2026 16:03 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Are you an AI? Because you're hallucinating proteins
23.01.2026 20:15 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0If I was a little guy and you put me inside the gummy, what would I see?
22.01.2026 19:20 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0It's like watching a Tumblr comment section in real life
22.01.2026 18:35 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0you don't get any context for this one muahahaha
22.01.2026 18:35 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0If I get buried in the snow will you get me out? I'll crochet you a frog.
22.01.2026 13:58 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0