Yessss!
27.02.2026 19:09 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Yessss!
27.02.2026 19:09 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
My old black-and-white spaniel, looking proper fed up and probably just done a big sigh.
Absolute woe
24.02.2026 17:06 — 👍 12 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Decepticorn 🤔
15.02.2026 11:09 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Is it an indirect compliment that's bad luck? Like, to tell the parents their baby is cute?
Or only if you tell the kid directly it has a great taste in onesies?
Gonna play it safe and just loudly diss them all. Can't be too careful.
Absolutely love having to wait on my walk home, to time walking past the Flooded Bus Stop on Speedway Racetrack (a normal road but annoyingly straight and prime twat territory) else be utterly drenched.
13.02.2026 14:17 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Moreover, the fact it will agree with you when you correct it, makes it this bloke down the pub
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As long as we get a Bad Lip Reading of it, I'm all good.
09.02.2026 11:52 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Not for thee, it hasn't.
04.02.2026 08:52 — 👍 11 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
I love following along with all the "Seymour!" shouts from the musical section.
My only wish is that it ended on "you steam a good ham", rather than Agnes yelling for help. Feels like it robs it of an earned poignancy.
But it's still a thing of beauty.
Made me dig this out and watch it again.
Such a bizarre catharsis to it.
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That's brilliant!
01.02.2026 18:33 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
A picture of an edible bee, very much made out of chocolate.
If I might offer a trade for mine, been living it up in my head for about four weeks now.
It comes preloaded with its own Eminem Voice...
"Now this looks like a chocolate bee..."
Picturing a tiny Roomba for trundling along ahead of the stylus.
Obviously you still have to program an app for it.
"In a dance as old as time"
05.01.2026 18:46 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Hard disagree on this, personally.
Only real exception to this I'll make is, if you've seen the UK "Life on Mars" and not the American remake, watch the final episode of the US version.
Yeah it's fuckin grim. I think they come up from the cellar.
Fortunately I'm moving to a 4th-floor flat in a few months so that SHOULD be the end of my slug-based woes.
I find them not just on the floor, but on the kitchen counter. If I'm up especially early, the trail-makers (slugs in my case) are still there, making their trails.
At least two have been found in the toaster.
COMPETITION TIME! To say thank you for the orders I’ll give away one of my 2026 Nerdlingers calendars.
To win just RT and follow and I’ll pick a winner on Monday 1pm.
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That's amazing.
Sounds like a blend somewhere between Shadow of the Beast and CarVup (not literally, but just vibes-wise 😂)
I fuckin miss my Amiga. I spent hours as a kid, with my tape player in front of mine making mixtapes of my fave tunes.
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16.11.2025 14:07 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
I was only about an hour ago thinking about this fantastic image 😂
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Absolutely does my head in on multiple levels, that my mother (definitely the source but oblivious to it herself) refuses to agree with my ACTUAL diagnosis, but quite frequently describes other people with the phrase "on some sort of spectrum".
15.11.2025 12:54 — 👍 14 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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