Ryan "The dog ate Dan Scott's transplant" Hart

Just a thought: How about we stop shaming the poor for buying things that may not be essential, and start shaming the rich for making a profit off things that are essential?

it blows my mind that anyone is still pretending like trump is anything but a dictator, here is steve bannon talking about how they, in clear and certain terms, intends to install trump as president in 2028

"Oxford commas are a sign you write with ai" I will find such a unique way to rip out your spine that they'll make a movie about it

will there be any followup to this fascinating story by the president of the united states that a friend of his sent him a check for $130 million dollars and the president is going to give the money to the military because i for one am fascinated about the details tbh

COLLINS: Today you pardoned the founded of Binance. Can you explain why you did that?


TRUMP: Which one was that?

COLLINS: The founder of Binance

TRUMP: I believe we're talking about the same person, because I do pardon a lot of people. I don't know. He was recommended by a lot of people.

"it's decorative gourd season, motherfuckers" suddenly takes on the aspect of a warning

Discworld QOTD, from The Truth

"‘Hold on, hold on, there must be a law against killing lawyers.’

‘Are you sure?’

‘There’re still some around, aren’t there?’"

I love that this is literally just

we realized we weren't connecting with Black people so we tried talking to more Black people and Black people like us much better now

... severed economic aid to Colombia in a tantrum, threatened to crack down on NYC, announced drug prices would be coming down "500 percent," claimed Pete Buttigieg tried to fix the air traffic system with "glass wire," and committed probably a dozen other crimes we've already forgotten about.

... threatened to invade every state in the US, renewed his conspiracy theories about the 2020 election and vowed his people would prevent it from happening "again," bragged about illegally slashing programs Democrats like, said he would send disaster relief to a state because it voted for him ...

... called several African American politicians "low IQ," called all Democrats terrorists, insisted the 7 million Americans who protested his regime were all paid, showed a video of him flying a jet and dropping shit all over them, sent $40 billion to Argentina to prop up a fellow dipshit tyrant ...

Over the past week, the president said the DOJ should pay him a quarter billion dollars, bulldozed half the White House to build himself a gaudy ballroom, bragged about murdering civilians in international waters, pardoned some more criminals, directed federal prosecutors to indict his opponents ...

I know, I just love that gif

a man is standing in a dark room and saying `` let off some steam , bennett '' . ALT: a man is standing in a dark room and saying `` let off some steam , bennett '' .

Still can't believe he survived this.

Doing T2 thumbs up as MAGA guys dump me into volcano

Me trying to get Face ID to open my phone when it doesn’t recognize my face 4 times in a row

What happened to all the art, furniture and priceless historical treasures that were in the East Wing?

Did Trump just give it away to his buddies? Is it at Mar-a-Lago? Did Jared and Ivana just help themselves to it?

No one knows

Today Trump declared that a "land action" is imminent in Venezuela, likely main land strikes, and that Colombia and Mexico are run by cartels and the US "needs to defend" itself, implying that he plans to violate Colombian and Mexican sovereignty and kill civilians.

the ballroom will never be built and he’ll just pocket whatever money he collects because he is a grifter first and foremost

Extremely funny that INFOWARS has agreed not to publish anything without the explicit consent of the US government

I wish I liked grapefruit, that's such a sweet word.

My answer is 38

My (ongoing) solidarity is with these teachers.

Birds are basically dinosaurs, that's intimidating.

If the food is missing, check his desk.

Check the facts. ✅

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