Dan Buettner

Me? One height, very lightly wuthered.

tweet from lisa desjardins reporting SOTU might be up to 3 hours long

It’s both funny and cosmically correct that the U.S. men’s hockey chodes will have to sit through 2+ hours of rambling from their addled little king while the U.S. Women’s team gets to skip the speech and party with Flavor Flav in Vegas

Oh for crying out loud.

REALLY??

ARE WE NOT PAST THE NEVER-COMING “PIVOT?”

learn from it and move on

"The men implicated in the Epstein files reinforces that I spend half my life explaining to men that their simplified, optimistic view of other men doesn’t line up with the experience of women and girls trying to dodge sexual harassment, assault and abuse attempts." - Leslie Morgan Steiner

my local park is full of hundreds of snow sculptures and someone has been adding museum labels

1 package is 1 serving!

It’s impolite to talk about crabs’ rangoons

I’m just gonna say it: This is fine.

I'm not entirely sure how they did it, but they've completely cleared the streets around my office in Midtown #NYC.

They paid a lot of people good wages to do the job effectively, thank you for coming to my socialism talk

Uppercase TEAM in red, with the negative space of the letter A filled in blue to reveal a lowercase letter i Text: THERE IS AN "" IN TEAM TERI IRONICALLY, IT HIDES ITSELF IN THE "A" HOLE THERE IS AN "I" IN TEAM IRONICALLY, IT HIDES ITSELF IN THE "A" HOLE

You should vaccinate your children.

The scream but with the former prince Andrew's horrified l'm being arrested face

southpaw, it’s even money in today’s GOP if he is now finished, or promoted, as a result of this

is it revenge

This is truly sickening. I weep for his victims. Imagine seeing your rapist’s face on the actual Department of Justice.

We got a bunch of goons snatching people off the street and spiriting them away, and a bunch of other people saying that’s bad, actually. The danger in this situation is not evenly distributed.

sir that is an adulterated Rice Krispie bar

Wow.

yes. the answer is yes.

i was told this was a family channel

do you mean tirm

“Earth is a pleasure cruise for 1000 people and we're all just the staff”

Hot damn

celebrate President's Day by impeaching the president

I was hoping you were going to share a successful timeline Micah

that also is good daddling

YouTube is a treasure trove for car maintenance and repair tasks.

Need to change the windshield wipers? Somebody has that covered.

Replace a fuse? Covered.

Check the tire pressure? Covered.

Put in a new motor in 109 easy steps? Covered.

An alcoholic head of the Pentagon is shooting at random flying objects near airports using untested technology. Americans have nothing to worry about.

same

we’re at “are they technically concentration camps?”

see also: “actually it’s ephebophilia”