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Let me see if you still have that fighting spirit in you.

If it makes you feel any better, zombies are people who have already died and who are being kept "alive" by a parasitic force.

To slay them would be to simply put them out of their misery.

It's all Umbrella's fault, Rock. I'd hand you some material to know more... were it not classified.

I have nothing to do with the Raccoon City nuke. Leave me be.

Art by @kinohmaro.bsky.social

@hoyokusen.bsky.social How come you get all the good art? 😒

😘

It's good to be back.

Show me how much you all missed me. 😌

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<The fed slowly circles around Makoto, trying to wait for her opponent to perform the first strike and find any potential weak points.

When she notices Makoto is taking her time to attack, "Viper" hops up and slams her own fist on the ground, sending a slight shockwave at her adversary.>

<The agent takes a few steps back, widening the distance between herself and the Rindoukan brawler.

Then, the redhead raises her gloved hand to her own face, never breaking eye contact with Makoto, and clenches it into a fist, letting out a crackly electric sound.>

Let's get scratchin'.

What's the matter, "sifu"? Afraid of a few shocks? Of a charged boot?

You're just saying that because the last time we fought, I mopped the floor with you. 🤭

🙄 No, Makoto.

In case you didn't get it, I want to fight you. To see if Chun-Li helped you get better.

I didn't say I want you to "tell" me.

I said I want to see it.

But your style is way more rustic. Unrefined. Not just in fighting, but in life.

I'd like to see what she taught you for fighting.

That's not the way I heard it.

I'm referring to Chun-Li, of course.

@tosaspunk.bsky.social So, you have a new teacher?

I don't know. Why don't you tell me what happens when a warrior from a nation famous for the battles between its three kingdoms gets the affection of a caveman?

She's a "sweetie" because she has a crush on you. That's the only reason you manage to penetrate her armor.

...I imagined you'd be less of a comedian.

How do you manage to put up with Makoto?

Fine. Hmph.

Overrated. Bananas are where it's at! 🍌

Art by @chuckuddin on Twitter

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Forty-nine is NOT old. 😡

Sunday.

🐍 art source: x.com/kajinman_art...

...right. You'll get the payment from one of my colleagues, he'll wire you the money and send you the receipt. Is that okay?

I've said it before but it bears repeating, be happy with who you are. You're a model citizen, always looking out for your peers...

...anyway. How much?

<A paragon of punctuality, the American agent arrived at the door to Sakura's arcade some twelve minutes before closing time, waiting with arms crossed and drawing quite a number of looks from the shorter, paler village citizens.>

<SNORE. She forgot her nose strips.>

📲 I'll see you tonight when your place closes.