Wonder if Iran will still go to the World Cup?

"Epic Fury"

Fuck off you orange turd.

I loved them back in the day, practically lived off them and the fast stuff back then.

A small vowel?

And Black Grape.

They've got a lovely relationship them.

He just shines in it.

Sky One.

Get involved.

It's worth a couple of hours of your life.

Not seen it?

I can't decide if this caravan park thing is a wind up or not.

The look on the girl's face when he said "It's ideal for swinging" FFS.

I miss the company, having lost mates thru death or monkey dust habits, it doesn't feel the same anymore.

"I'm not a savage" on the promotional video, very nearly Alan Partridge

Danny Dyer's Caravan Park malarkey, lovely stuff, proper laugh out loud moments.

I'm looking forward to the Brits personally.

Big fan of Justin Beeper and Ed Shearer.

Put this thought from your mind.

Your Dr would bat your ear if they found out.

I'd like to see one of these Fancy Dan handymen tarmacking in Portland on a cold Tuesday in January.

I'm probably the same level as you. I'm happy to pay my mate to come round and do whatever needs doing.

A monkey down on the new dog, plus another ton for accessories.

Talk about having your pants down.

The Mrs has just said the same thing.

Trump is a dangerous lunatic, and won't be happy until he's plunged the world into war.

Off to the Dog Shovel to visit the new hairy arsed moocher before we spring her in a fortnight. The "No More Dogs" agreement lasted 13 months. Pah.

Yep, cunts to a man.

He's turned out to be a massive piece of shit too.

Dirty beggars

Made mugs out of the lot of us.

Shouldn't laugh.....

Ernie was a proper grafter.

Can we take a minute to reminise about Joey Deacon?

Sounds like my dick head cousin, supported liverpool, lived opposite Belle Vue. Makes no sense.