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Dynomoose

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Did he still pay you?

05.03.2026 03:05 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I had the weirdest dream. Todd Stashwick ran up to me at Walmart yelling β€œI’m not Diedrich Bader!” I yelled back β€œyou’re Todd Stashwick!” He kept yelling β€œno, I’m not Diedrich Bader” and I kept yelling back β€œyes, I know, you’re Todd Stashwick.”
I woke up feeling confused and a little harassed.

03.03.2026 23:58 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Congratulations!!!

02.03.2026 21:39 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Figures it’s Paramount.

28.02.2026 18:25 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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What’s he done now?

28.02.2026 05:58 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh god, now I’m going to have to watch them.

27.02.2026 18:37 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Wait, those were real???

27.02.2026 13:07 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m rooting for Joy Division/New Order.

26.02.2026 03:22 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Dennis Cooper’s blog is epic.

26.02.2026 02:27 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

GFC. Can we reset to 1990 for a do-over?

24.02.2026 17:45 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Are you suggesting that this presidency is a Ponzi scheme? *gasp!*

23.02.2026 18:24 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You stole that line

22.02.2026 05:02 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

George Conway is a Republican in a Democrat mask.

22.02.2026 04:32 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh fuck.

22.02.2026 01:47 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Thank you!

22.02.2026 00:09 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Whew!

22.02.2026 00:09 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh my god, con crud and Mardi Gras malaise could be a thing of the past!

21.02.2026 21:23 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The three journalists who helped ruin Ava Cordero's life when she tried to stop Epstein in 2006 *currently* work at NBC News, New York Magazine, and News Corp Australia. The one at NBC News is covering... Epstein.

20.02.2026 14:50 β€” πŸ‘ 2073    πŸ” 865    πŸ’¬ 18    πŸ“Œ 15

We’re doomed. Even if we rid ourselves of MAGA, there’s nothing to prevent this or something worse from happening again.

21.02.2026 21:18 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Did something happen to Punch? No, don’t tell me. I can’t handle it today.

21.02.2026 21:13 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I used to be a CPS investigator and when I tell you that our entire child-rearing culture grooms kids for abuse, know that I say it with a deep well of rage for specific children who were trained not to say no to adults in 1000 small ways AND told nothing about their quote-unquote "swimsuit areas"

21.02.2026 04:22 β€” πŸ‘ 255    πŸ” 86    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 2
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20.02.2026 21:15 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Damn shame this didn’t happen a lot earlier. Mardi Gras throws would have been more plentiful.

20.02.2026 19:26 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Is there anything you can’t do?

19.02.2026 04:37 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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