βDr. Hannibal Lecter is testing the limits of gourmet cuisine.β
By Sam Sifton
@nytpitchbot.bsky.social @nytcooking.bsky.social
@nytcooking.bsky.social
All the food thatβs unfit to cook. Tap the link below for recipes that wonβt win a Pulitzerπ http://foodnotbombs.net/new_site/
βDr. Hannibal Lecter is testing the limits of gourmet cuisine.β
By Sam Sifton
@nytpitchbot.bsky.social @nytcooking.bsky.social
While I am thrilled @nytcooking.bsky.social now has metric, π€£ 43g is hilarious. 15g per US tablespoon each and every time. π₯
13.12.2024 20:11 β π 15 π 1 π¬ 2 π 1yule log cookies - swirls of chocolate ganache within baked chocolate layers, contrasting chocolate browns, bite sized pieces in a vertical line on a gray ceramic plate - rings visible, all bathed in a warm yellow light
it's team xmas cookie day
usually i just get some cookies
this time tho i saw this @nytcooking.bsky.social bΓ»che de noΓ«l (yule log) recipe
we have peeps with gluten and lactose allergies, and so, i adapted the recipe
BΓCHE DE NOΓL COOKIES
gluten and lactose free
A bowl of gochujang mixed with brown sugar and butter
A bowl of cookies dough
A bowl of cookies dough mixed with gochujang caramel sauce
Hand holding a gochujang caramel cookie
1. Gochujang caramel, from Eric Kim / @nytcooking.bsky.social.
This cookie definitely lives up to its hype. Initially my gochujang sauce had butter bits, but I put the bowl over hot water (faux double boiler) to make the sauce smooth.
donβt worry, i hate them for that too
07.12.2024 02:38 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0his recipe for success: one part out of network fees, two parts denied coverage, with a side of human suffering.
05.12.2024 05:15 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Not sure who I think I am these days, but I made cranberry lemon bars from scratch (my first @nytcooking.bsky.social recipe). And I pretty much didnβt cry!
04.12.2024 21:40 β π 13 π 1 π¬ 5 π 0Salted caramel and apple butter ice-cream with calvados
Experimenting with my apple butter. Tweaked one of my favourite @nigella.bsky.social recipes (for salted caramel and bourbon ice-cream) to make salted caramel and apple butter ice-cream with a good glug of calvados, for extra appleyness ππ #homemade #icecream #uachtarreoite
@nytcooking.bsky.social
Ingredients for homemade apple butter, in a cast-iron pot
This weekend's cooking project - #homemade apple butter, with lots of cinnamon and ginger. From @nytcooking.bsky.social's recipe...
01.12.2024 20:59 β π 2 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0Apple cake with caramel icing in a cast iron skillet.
If me licking the spatula from the caramel icing is any indication, this is going to be fucking bomb. π π°
Thank you @nytcooking.bsky.social.
Grateful for Melissa Clark @nytcooking.bsky.social for the recipe that led to this gorgeous platter (not to mention @stephencolbert.bsky.social for his Beef Wellington recipe, which was a fab turkey replacement). Oh yeah, and my family and friends.
29.11.2024 02:24 β π 0 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0Turkey in progress. @nytcooking.bsky.social please make me look good for this brined bird. My boss is gonna be thereβ¦
24.11.2024 20:01 β π 2 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0Creative Fall Calzone
Full Recipe Belowπ
Sure, I'm pleased with how my jello mold came out, but now I have 15 loose pages that need to be bound together and I'm out of options. @nytcooking.bsky.social
19.11.2024 13:12 β π 0 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0 5. Come Down: Sit on the kitchen floor and forget youβre cooking. Call your mom, but hang up when she answers.
6. Rest & Serve: Let the chicken rest for 15 minutes, like a normal person. Carve and serve. Immediately bring up politics and ruin dinner.
3. Do Cocaine: FUCK THIS CHICKEN! WOOOOO!!!
4. Roast: Reset the oven to 500Β°. Donβt set a timer.
1. Prep the Chicken: Preheat oven to 425Β°F. Pat your little chicken dry.
2. Season: Smear it with olive oil, salt, pepper, and random herbs you found in the back of the pantry. Is that oregano? Who cares. Stuff it with a lemon.
Perfect Roast Chicken
Recipe belowπ
5. Roastβ¦: Somehow, the chicken is still cooking. Smell smoke? Too long. Smell chicken? Maybe done.
6. Rest & Serve: Let the chicken rest for 15 minutes, like a normal person. Carve and serve. Immediately bring up politics and ruin dinner.
3. Do Cocaine: FUCK THIS CHICKEN! WOOOOO!!!
4. Roast: Reset the oven to 500Β°. Donβt set a timer.
5. Come Down: Sit on the kitchen floor and forget youβre cooking. Call your mom, but hang up when she answers.
1. Prep the Chicken: Preheat oven to 425Β°F. Pat your little chicken dry.
2. Season: Smear it with olive oil, salt, pepper, and random herbs you found in the back of the pantry. Is that oregano? Who cares. Stuff it with a lemon.
Sunday cooking adventures: white lasagna (aka no tomato sauce) and sesame-swirled pumpkin pie (courtesy of @nytcooking.bsky.social)
18.11.2024 17:14 β π 0 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0@nytcooking.bsky.social embracing Sam Siftins article this Sunday. Tennessee onions, Collard Greens, Baked Pork Chops, and Cornbread casserole.
18.11.2024 03:19 β π 5 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0Made the @nytcooking.bsky.social pickle biscuits and itβs going to be a problem π€€π½οΈ
15.11.2024 17:09 β π 5 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0