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The Vandrian Curator

@thephalliccurator.bsky.social

Overseer and promoter of the four tenants of Vandrian-Phallicism: Mentorship, Fitness, Brotherhood, & Naturism.

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Every top is a little bit of a sadist because we secretly love that our cocks are big enough to cause you pain.

05.11.2025 18:49 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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If you cant pick up your bottom like this, you need to get stronger

(or get a smaller bottom)

05.11.2025 18:44 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Two older tops, and one younger bottom is the most stable and natural arrangement for a throuple.

05.11.2025 18:42 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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"too bad you came so soon, boy, but i just got started"

04.11.2025 21:25 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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i feel like that little "whoa this is so cool" smirk he has is genuine proof that young men need mentoring

04.11.2025 21:03 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Where there's hair, there's happiness

04.11.2025 03:24 β€” πŸ‘ 29    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Football hero

04.11.2025 20:51 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Baptism - his Mentor and two witnesses formally begin his journey as a novice in the Vandrian Brotherhood

04.11.2025 20:47 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Fucked by a satyr

04.11.2025 20:41 β€” πŸ‘ 42    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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One of the most rewarding experiences is a young man using your cock to explore his prostate and then covering you with his fresh sperm.

04.11.2025 16:42 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Penis Meditation

30.10.2025 18:12 β€” πŸ‘ 24    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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// You find a young man in the woods
// Your ancestral Satyr instincts take over

04.11.2025 16:36 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Sex is truly casual in a "true brotherhood" closed fraternity. After a careful vetting and pledge process, Brothers swear to only have sex with each other, which allows for unprotected and uninhibited sex.

This system works with, not against, the natural hypersexual urges of men at this age.

04.11.2025 16:07 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Your oldest brother's friend was always over at your house and always seemed to have his dick out.

04.11.2025 15:51 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Remember when "dadbod" meant a man who was in peak physical shape in hs/college and has been consistently working out since then, only has put on some fluff due to the stresses of career and family?

04.11.2025 15:46 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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You're a perv and a man. Learn to love it

05.10.2025 18:36 β€” πŸ‘ 101    πŸ” 19    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0
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A man with a full bush has his erect penis in his hand

A man with a full bush has his erect penis in his hand

As you know I get frequent erections. An erection is our penis's way of reminding us that we make cum and that it wants to ejaculate it often. The best way for that to happen is for men and boys to masturbate, which we luckily can choose to do when we get erect. Every time. Make the right choice.

17.01.2025 21:53 β€” πŸ‘ 143    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0
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You assume the position when dad sends his post-workout selfie.

04.11.2025 15:34 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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The coach is always naked in the lockerroom, to set a good example. The team captain also follows the coach's example of being naked around his teammates.

04.11.2025 15:12 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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House rules: you fall asleep with a boner, you're gonna wake up with a boner in you

03.11.2025 15:23 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Patiently waiting your turn for the new boy at the cruising park to finish the guy in front of you.

03.11.2025 15:21 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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When you're out on a walk you should give friendly dogs a treat.

03.11.2025 14:42 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Good fathers keep their boys uncut and natural.

03.11.2025 14:39 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Help each other ejaculate as much as possible

02.11.2025 16:22 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Remember Brothers, #NoNutNovember was first popularized by alt right, homophobic, misogynist, incels.

Your Penis demands daily, regular, ejaculations!

02.11.2025 16:21 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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bros show it off

30.10.2025 04:58 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Always make sure your seed goes deep.

29.10.2025 03:38 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Your prostate was perfectly placed by your genetics for his cock to hit it perfectly.

28.10.2025 13:11 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Getting boners all day during your courses on campus and finally back home to push out that load. A universal male experience.

27.10.2025 20:46 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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