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i refuse to believe mt. rushmore is real. like y’all had to have just made that up

as someone who didn’t really grow up in the church heavily, i always wished i was a part of somebody’s youth choir 🤧

i know i can sing but that type of voice training i feel is the one thing i’m missing

the way this blunt and wine finna hit when i get home

i’m just seeing this aww 😭

i run full moon into the ground like it’s still 2002 😭

hold on bc she’s actually real as hell for this

i never understood the hype in blasting music. if i can’t hear my own voice singing along it’s too loud

i don’t trust a single soul using AI as a profile pic on dating apps.

sounds like natural selection to me. i say we let them do it

a man in a suit is talking to another man while sitting on a couch . ALT: a man in a suit is talking to another man while sitting on a couch .

one thing about it i’m signed up for ALL the rewards programs.

give me everything i deserve.

i honestly wouldn’t care but the fact he doesn’t know the group jodeci at all just makes mocking the name weirder somehow 😭 maybe i’m trippin

my white coworker goes out of his way to mispronounce Jodeci’s name (my cat) as Joe Dussy

and something about it feels anti-black to me idk

this video ashdkglhljl

you’re the first person i’ve seen get this result 😂

this is my dad’s favorite movie lmao i love it so bad

well then!

WHERE are y’all taking this

oh!

thank god for excederin that headache was about to make me end it all

somebody said “Baddies: the White House” like ajsllflglalgl

this country is so unserious

honestly all the convincing i needed

eating honestly feels like a chore for me.. which is why i struggle to gain any weight but still

like i already ate a few hours ago why am i hungry again? it’s inconvenient

damn the world made you rather cynical huh 😭 this is quite the change

where is the decorum??

aye chill the fuck out 😭

i told myself i need to drink less but the urge to buy a bottle of wine is strong

my manager (an older yt lady) recently started going to the chiropractor, and any time she goes after work she yells “i’m going to get CRACKED”

and i have to stop myself from screaming every time

LMAOO now this is a good one

you telling me i’m gonna get MORE horny in my 30s?!