bisexual rigamarole

wearing black is so hard with this lightskinned cat roaming my home

something about a friend from middle school who i haven’t spoken to in 15 years following me, liking all my posts, and immediately adding me to his close friends brought me a lot of joy lmao

found out me and my favorite coworker are born on the exact same day, month and year 😭 like that’s really twin fr

a man sitting at a table with a jar of peanut butter on the table ALT: a man sitting at a table with a jar of peanut butter on the table

ugh maybe you right

i still be holding out for hope 😭 but nah the way they infiltrated it is crazy

and $21 for a single week of extra features is insane

BLK finna piss me off they saying this fine ass man swiped right on me but WON’T show me his profile so i can swipe right back 😩

they grow up so fast 😭 i gotta let her grow up but i’ll raise armageddon about her

this girl at work said all my coworkers think i’m fine shit but just don’t wanna tell me

so idk tbh my day is made 😂

my sister just posted a picture hugging up on two yn’s and it just dawned on me that she is now an adult woman that like.. men are gonna be attracted to

and honestly i want to burn all this shit down stay away from her 😭

meanwhile in tampa.. like i’m baking rn

this elderly man hit a woman and her two kids at the light right next to my job like two months ago, and she lost her 6 year old daughter 😢 i get so sad every time i pass by the memorial

as an adult i check my credit way more than i thought i would.

the way i had to dispute this random $1200 charge from chime last week like please don’t play with me

i just wanna be old so i can yell at my grandkids to be quiet because my stories are on

Lady Lady

yeah, i’m a fan open.spotify.com/track/1XwbJN...

so many people say this and it’s a great song! but closer hits harder

a man wearing sunglasses and a suit is smoking a cigarette in a store . ALT: a man wearing sunglasses and a suit is smoking a cigarette in a store .

matched with this nigga and the first thing he said is he can’t wait to see my feet

in college i would’ve looooved a nigga texting my phone 24/7. nowadays it’s like damn nigga you don’t got shit else to do?

if i knew how to i’d prolly do it more often but i know i look awkward asf, i leave that to the other queers

i got ass but idk how to twerk lol. it’s kinda funny actually

*sent in invisible ink*

i’ve noticed in the last year or two starting to thin out more at the top, but i’m finna buy some cecred and knock that out 😭

also we were friends in college years before he became my barber lmaoo, still throws me off when he say shit like that tho lmaoo

after i sat there shocked for a few seconds i said the same thing 😭

he then proceeded to grab my head with his hand as an example

my barber (straight) said i should go bald so that niggas can have sumn solid to grip on when we in bed.

i’m still trying to figure out why he said that

we supposed to have four technicians to operate smoothly, but we only had three. then they promoted one and got the remaining two of us doing four techs worth of work. and i’m trying not to get irritated.

i don’t give Pyler Terry much but i be tuned IN to beauty in black. this next season better come on

at my parents’ house for the super bowl and they ain’t got no food. i’m leaving after halftime

a chipotle bowl would save my life rn

this is wayyy too accurate lmfaooo

i often think about how my granddad died and i got entrusted with family secrets that my cousins and siblings didn’t

my momma just found out about the bella noche interview and is having a kiiii chile