Will evans

Is it narcissism or are they just gen x

My show against capitalism gets blocked off by people asking me to pay for an ad filled service

Disassociating to psycho by Eddie Noack

#chubbyguysawooga

I have a very narrow type and my type isn’t narrow

Can you meet us there?

Yeah 1 second let me put on my jail visiting outfit

If my usps tracking doesn’t update I’m genuinely going to lose my mind

Picture of mistletoe with crickets replacing the berries. The text crickletoe is beneath the picture

jesus was so smart to delete his account after 12 followers

Remember when songs would have a saxophone riff that would echo through the hollows of your soul? We used to be a real country

For some reason after less than 20 minutes on here I’ve gained followers so I’ve decided to do what every famous person does eventually. Start my music career

We don't need more remakes of old movies. We need more MUPPETS remakes of old movies.

I love the Charlie Brown Christmas special. There's an eerie loneliness that hangs over the whole thing. The music, Charlie Brown's depression, the dying little tree, the flatness of the children's voices, the inevitability of death. A Christmas masterpiece.

I created this account just so my boyfriend can’t post my hilarious thoughts before I do. These are my posts for my future employer to get mad at not his

I think I’d have a praise kink if not for the debilitating amount of guilt that I get anytime anyone compliments me