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Please just let me type in the year I was born. No more scrolling. We don’t have to keep doing this to each other.

Homey literally said "touch mass"

MTV could do something really novel with all the time they’ll eventually need to fill.

A stop sign. Under the stop sign, another, red rectangular, sign is affixed. It says "Actually stop. Like, for real."

Someone in my neighborhood got FED. UP.

I guess someone heard from Tylenol’s lawyers.

🤣🤣🤣

I’m posting the picture.

It’s almost a moral imperative.

I’m also remarkably corruptible, so there’s that…

I’m not gonna post the picture, I’m not gonna post the picture, I’m not gonna post the picture…

“PLAYTHECHAINORISWEARTOGODILLEATEVERYGODDAMNONEOFYOUshitigottasitdown.”

a man is wearing a black sweater and making a funny face . ALT: a man is wearing a black sweater and making a funny face .

I come from a part of rural Maine where we call them aunts and uncles because the truth is not always pretty.

Understanding Your Michael Myers-Briggs Type The Michael Myers-Briggs Type Indicator is an assessment to help people determine how they perceive the world and make decisions about silently sta...

"The Michael Myers-Briggs Type Indicator is an assessment to help people determine how they perceive the world and make decisions about silently stabbing innocent teenagers while wearing a hideous rubber mask." buff.ly/XtYr27s

Please check your kids’ Halloween candy carefully this year.

I bit into a chocolate bar and found Microsoft Teams.

I see what you did there.

Seriously, that is one of my guilty pleasure movies.

Gotta say, it is a little weird watching it while you’re on an aircraft carrier underway. One tiger cruise too many.

Drop something 80s

Doom scrolling through the clock app this morning, and one guy dressed in the white dudebro starter kit costume starts his video “The problem with giving kids free breakfast and lunch…”

That’s when I decided I’d had enough clock app for the day.

Apple Vision Pro too heavy? Fixed!

Australian prime minister Anthony Albanese getting off a plane while wearing slim black pants, black boots, and a black Joy Division t-shirt.

how it feels explaining early 2000s hipster history to young people

YouTube video by Reagan Library President Reagan's Radio Address on Free and Fair Trade on April 25, 1987

So they didn’t like the ad. Let’s just post Reagan’s 5 min speech against tariffs as it appears on YouTube.

Over and over. On all platforms (some of y’all are still on X).

*1981 Sherrilyn horrified by 2025 Sherrilyn saying “let’s post Reagan’s speech.”

youtu.be/5t5QK03KXPc

At Yonge & Dundas Jays fans are obeying the pedestrian scramble, as is the custom & returning to sidewalk each light cycle.

Second best:

Define perfect ending.

CNN talking about the possibility of violence as a guy in a giraffe costume waddles by

Shuffle would like to help.

Tweet that reads: 'I never thought leopards would eat MY face,' sobs woman who voted for the Leopards Eating People's Faces Party.

Ten years ago today.

KISS Guitarist Ace Frehley On Life Support With Brain Bleed Ace Frehley, the original lead guitarist for KISS, is hospitalized on life support, and the prognosis is not good ... TMZ has learned.

Being of a certain age, there was a point where we were separated into one of four great houses…

amp.tmz.com/2025/10/16/k...

Someone required attention.
#tuxie

I see my future. 🐔🐓