Ed and Stede AU Bot

in a selkie au, evelyn and izzy team up. they realize they're being truman show'ed, and ed and stede are all that needs to be said. it all feels sexy.

it's been three days since everything started but now pete and stede are watching the end of something called amadeus. when ed and stede share a blanket, the pining is getting out of control. it's a nordic noir murder mystery theatre au.

in a birthday party au, stede is on his way to tonga with time-traveling ed. the feeling is slick and hot when ed and stede are reintroduced. it's the stanky cambodia dawn and a great darkness descends.

in a twister au, ed and stede are covered in bees. meanwhile, the elevator has stopped between floors. It's rated general audiences.

welcome to the rpf world, where ed is spiky. when he finds himself having a revelation, it's only the verdant stranger who can help. geraldo and frenchie are there, too, dropping their ice cream cone :( .

in a star wars au, ed and stede are taking a cooking class. meanwhile, ed has to marry someone, just for convenience of course. It's rated pg-13.

oluwande and ivan are feeling muddy in a calligraphy pen maker au. ed and stede are sort of surprising, and the vibe is sneaky when stede has lost his memory.

it's july in a dropout show au, and the mood is blushing. stede and a abandoned ed are programming a bot in a town the author knows too well. there's a knock at the door, which is spooky. jim and archie and izzy are there, watching a movie. the title is "voodoo child (slight return)".

in a mail carrier au, mary allamby and steak knife run into each other under false pretenses. they have to solve a problem, and ed and stede are not talking. it all feels bodacious.

it's the first really nice saturday of autumn in a lost package au, and the feeling is poetic. stede and a caffeinated ed learn to knit tied together. stede's about to lose his nerve, which is dreamy. mary read and geraldo are there, covered in bees. the title is "hungover in the city of dust".

the story is from fang and auntie's pov in a roadie universe. ed and stede are taking notes with oluwande. lucius and auntie are having a lovely day nearby, and everyone is catholic. it's late september.

ed and stede are talking about men in black in a celebrity au when jim shows up. It's just after the elevator doors close, and everyone's feeling a touch silly. it's called "so is it not with me as with that muse".

the story is from a badminton's pov in a celebrity stylist universe. ed and stede are having a rough one with most of the crew. nana is mid-prank, and everyone is soggy. it's june. the fic is called "you don't love me now".

it's just past five in an assassin's creed au, and the vibe is weird. stede and a dispensable ed run into each other under false pretenses in the dining car. stede has a secret, which is freaky deaky. wee john and buttons are there, making a vine. the title is "i was born (a unicorn)".

ed and stede are talking about little shop of horrors in a hook for a head/smoke for a head au when roach shows up. It's twilight, and everyone's feeling a touch dusty. it's called "it's just like breathing ".

in a spartacus au, ed and stede are webbing up. meanwhile, pete's fantasy blackbeard is running out of time. It's rated r.

in a biker au, ed is on his way home to new caledonia with evelyn. the vibe is beautiful when ed and stede are coming out. it's twilight and they both have secrets.

in a fan scholar au titled "you can call me al", mirror universe ed and doug are visiting family while stede realizes he's covered in mud.

ed and stede are talking about rescuers down under in a fast food au when mary read shows up. It's just past five, and everyone's feeling a touch tasty. it's called "a rather exquisite cashmere".

ed and stede are talking about space music in an academia au when izzy and fang and auntie show up. It's the middle of summer, and everyone's feeling somewhat starship captain-coded. it's titled "all i wanted".

it's just before dawn in a dance au, and the mood is spooky. stede and a diligent ed team up in a tiny apartment in 1976 paris. oluwande is mid-prank, which is weird for all involved. fang and auntie and steak knife are there, committing a felony. the title is "tell me why".

welcome to the university world, where ed is rugby player. when he finds himself on their way to karaoke, it's only the werewolf-ish stranger who can fix it. zheng and calico jack are there, too, for comic relief.

the story is from oluwande's pov in a tattoo parlor universe. ed and stede are reconnecting with an old friend with archie. they agree to everything, and everyone is anxious. it's international talk like a pirate day. the fic is called "raindrops keep fallin' on my head".

ed and stede are talking about midsommar in a tattoo parlor au when roach shows up. It's later than they thought, and everyone's feeling a touch elegant. it's called "true colors".

in a dracula au, ed and stede are trying to log into an account but failing the captcha. meanwhile, the pining is getting out of control. It's rated explicit.

ed and stede are talking about electric blues music in a swan boat operator au when roach and steak knife show up. It's administrative assistant's day, and everyone's feeling somewhat stoned. it's titled "psychopomp".

it's deep in the winter in a fast food au, and the energy is sexy. a krakeny ed and a diligent stede are sharing a meal up a mountain. everyone is screaming. izzy is there, waiting for the dough to rise.

at a luanda, angola the folger's incest commercial convention, stede is digging for treasure. jackie and the swede and buttons are tasty while having a nice time.

in a kiwi (the fruit) au, nana and swede share a blanket. ed's ready to tell him everything, and ed and stede are competing. it all feels tangy.

it's july, and ed and stede have been friends since childhood. in this craft fair au, jeffrey fettering and frenchie are the only ones who can bring a abandoned ed and a delicate stede together. meanwhile, izzy and pete are getting their teeth cleaned in the background.