Ed and Stede AU Bot

in a combination fiber arts and papal conclave world, ed is waiting for just after the elevator doors close. when it comes, ed has a secret, and then the pining is getting out of control. The title of the fic is "hand over the goods, dear boy" and it's rated mature.

it's pete's birthday in a peri-apocalyptic au, and steak knife and stede are having a rough one. The vibe is gassy, and it's been lunch time since the fire nation attacked. it's called "allies or enemies" and is strangely kind.

it's the first day of spring in a tumblr au, and the feeling is so-so. stede and a muddy ed team up at the nudist resort. there's a scoundrel in the garden and they are magical. meanwhile roach and lucius are busy with reading about the jetsons.

the story is from mary allamby's pov in a boatbuilding universe. ed and stede are making enemies with wee john. stede realizes he's abandoned his children, and everyone is old-fashioned. it's just about sunset. the fic is called "future days".

in a nordic noir murder mystery theatre au, jeffrey fettering and ned low grab a bite. a meteor is heading towards earth, and ed and stede are fine. it all feels dreamy.

it's earthrise on the moon and ed is watching breaking bad with karl the seagull when a zippy wee john and hellkat maggie show up. of course, that's when the pizza arrives. the title is "hand over the goods, dear boy".

in a kiwi (the fruit) au titled "wait", oluwande and fang are watching soaps while ed realizes he's taking pictures.

in a burlesque au, stede is fucking with steak knife. the feeling is sweet when ed and stede head to the fossil museum. it's twilight and someone has to fake their death.

welcome to the beekeeper world, where ed is melty. when he finds himself committing a felony, it's only the knotty stranger who can keep disaster from happening. swede and nana are there, too, turning up the volume on the radio.

ed and stede are talking about pelagic doomcore music in a cabinetmaker au when wee john and wee john show up. It's a strange coincidence, and everyone's feeling somewhat absent. it's titled "just the two of us".

it's just before dawn in a rival package delivery company au, and all of a sudden the vibe is sex pollened. stede and a retired ed team up at a queer bookshop. a great darkness descends and they are musical. meanwhile jim and jim are busy with liveblogging.

the story is from pete's pov in a tentacle museum universe. ed and stede are trying to fix a hole in their pants with jim and archie. they're watching a movie, and everyone is effulgent. it's the postal conclave. the fic is called "rob the goddess".

it's the biggest annual day for turtlewatching and stede is watching the jetsons with buttons when a maniacal time-traveling stede and archie show up. of course, that's when everyone gets hungry. the title is "ramblin' man".

in a casino au, ed is on his way to ontario with pete. the vibe is weird for all involved when ed and stede learn to knit. it's the misty suriname dawn and someone has to fake their death.

at the worcester, massachusetts emergency management division, there's only one bed. ed and stede are efficient with a space-obsessed frenchie. it's the night before halloween. the story is called "in a week" and it's rated pg. it's a an urban explorer au.

the story is from doug's pov in a historical catacombs tour guide universe. ed and stede are digging for treasure with zheng. they finally find what they've been searching for, and everyone is catholic. it's later than they thought.

ed and stede are talking about cinderella in a garbageman au when a badminton shows up. It's the first really nice saturday of autumn, and everyone's feeling a touch lethal. it's called "je souhaite".

it's fang's birthday in a sherlock holmes au, and oluwande and stede are watching the end of something called christmas carol. The vibe is cuddly, and it's been the shockingly pleasant madison, wisconsin dawn since lunch. it's called "but wherefore do not you a mightier way" and is ridiculous.

at a riyadh supernatural convention, stede is recording everything for their next podcast episode. fang and lucius are electric while meeting a tentacle monster.

it's so late for anyone to be out and about in a wizard tower au, but the vibe is deeply, deeply weird. stede and a suddenly the size of a pencil ed are reintroduced over new haven style pizza. the crew is ready to give it all up and they are loose. meanwhile pete and roach are busy with knitting.

it's afternoon in a time travel au, and the whole thing is smelly. a short ed and a starship captain-coded stede team up are looking at each other and they're pretty sure that this time, it's not a dream. the mail is late. karl the seagull is there, realizing they've forgotten their wallet.

the story is from jim's pov in a crafter universe. ed and stede are licking an ice cream cone sensually with geraldo. the fbi show up, and everyone is mouse-sized. it's the first time stede's ever felt like this. the fic is called "the brigand of barbados".

in a fic called "you make stede happy", ed and stede are having a hell of a time with doug. it's a sherlock au, guest starring jim and steak knife.

in a moomintroll au, ed is on his way home to the train museum with zheng. the whole thing is so, so tired when ed and stede run into each other under false pretenses. it's about two in the morning and a great darkness descends.

the story is from wee john's pov in a movie theatre universe. ed and stede are on a blind date with ivan. the fbi show up, and everyone is awful. it's twilight. the fic is called "fire and the flood".

the story is from karl the seagull's pov in a medievalist universe. ed and stede are checking bluesky with jim. there's been a murder, and everyone is house-sized. it's just about sunset. the fic is called "heathens".

it's just before the roosters start up in a patent law au, and unexpectedly the energy is full. a time lord-adjacent ed and a married stede share a blanket on a journey. that's when the fire nation attacks. geraldo is there, reading about rpf.

in a fic called "good luck with your secret", ed and stede are getting a checkup with lucius. it's a dragon ball z au, guest starring jim and nana.

in a 18th century au, stede is on his way to guyana with most of the crew. the feeling is calculating when ed and stede vibe immediately. it's just past five and the batteries run out.

it's been twenty years since the project finished but now roach and ed are getting a parking ticket. when ed and stede find themselves, ed's been secretly pining for years. it's a sticker artist au.