Ed and Stede AU Bot

in a combination cheese racing and jetsons/flintstones crossover world, ed is waiting for breakfast time. when it comes, they switch clothes, and then stede's been secretly pining for years. The title of the fic is "jewel eyed judy" and it's rated general audiences.

in a combination cam work and spanish world, ed is waiting for february. when it comes, stede's about to lose his nerve, and then the room's much cheaper if they say they're a couple. The title of the fic is "damn your love" and it's rated explicit.

it's deep in the winter, and sex pollen fills the air. in this beekeeper au, geraldo and roach are the only ones who can bring a glorious ed and a somber stede together. meanwhile, wee john and buttons are desperately trying not to be noticed in the background.

it's the first really nice saturday of autumn, and izzy is running out of time. in this very sexy au, pete and izzy are the only ones who can bring a stoked ed and a dapper stede together. meanwhile, oluwande and zheng and roach are having a crisis in the background.

in an amish bare fisted underground boxing universe, frenchie tries to introduce ed and stede. hellkat maggie and ivan are tight, and ed and stede are panicky. pete is queueing up, and the vibe is poetic.

at the pierre, south dakota dump, the pining is getting out of control. ed and stede are melty with a married lucius. it's international talk like a pirate day. the story is called "ascension" and it's rated nc-17. it's a a mushroom au.

in a magic universe, it's getting cold and they've lost their way. ed and stede are both embarrassed. izzy is desperately wanting to not have to see what's in front of them, which is cozy. The title of the fic is "let the mystery be" and it's rated teen.

in a it's a wonderful life au, ed and stede are trying to get them to answer the phone. meanwhile, someone is going into heat. It's rated mature.

in a presidential au, buttons and spanish jackie team up. stede has a secret, and ed and stede are getting a bit too close. it all feels spooky.

welcome to the SETI world, where ed is cute. when he finds himself maybe a little jealous, it's only the terrified stranger who can keep disaster from happening. spanish jackie and steak knife are there, too, recording everything for their next podcast episode.

the story is from wee john's pov in a sailboat universe. ed and stede are catching up on the latest comic books with oluwande and zheng. it's time to feed the chimpanzees, and everyone is somber. it's so late for anyone to be out and about.

in a cartographer universe, ed's been secretly pining for years. ed and stede are both flaming. anne bonny is about to jump out of a plane, which is nightmareish. The title of the fic is "problems" and it's rated mature.

it's the postal conclave in a patent law au, and the mood is mismatched. stede and a grumpy ed share a blanket at the louvre, in front of the mona lisa. there's a document they have to sign and they are sweet. meanwhile hellkat maggie and frenchie are busy with splitting a pizza with them.

ed and stede are talking about jackin house music in a peri-apocalyptic au when hellkat maggie and izzy show up. It's evening, and everyone's feeling somewhat absent. it's titled "strawberry letter 23".

at a christchurch hockey rpf convention, ed is watching a movie. archie and hellkat maggie are smelly while laying an egg.

in a fic called "all there is", ed and stede are getting framed with frenchie. it's a person of interest au, guest starring ivan and fang and auntie.

in a celebrity au, stede is eating with roach. the vibe is dangerous when ed and stede team up. it's the middle of the night and frenchie joins in.

the story is from archie's pov in a golden compass universe. ed and stede are having a hell of a time with most of the crew. the eclipse begins, and everyone is proud. it's administrative assistant's day.

in a digimon au titled "more life — went out — when he went", olivia the seagull and pete and lucius are eating a croissant while stede realizes he's going to need therapy.

in a vampire universe, ed and stede are trapped in a stuck elevator and it's getting colder. oluwande and lucius are kiwi, and ed and stede are adventurous. archie is causing trouble, and the vibe is mechanical.

in a paris catacombs au, stede and a thirsty ed are working on knitting a really really REALLY long scarf with pete. The title of the fic is "easy come, easy go" and it's rated general audiences.

it's lucius's birthday in a literary agent au, and nana and ed are covered in bees. The vibe is delicious, and it's been so late for anyone to be out and about since the aliens landed. it's called "caught out there" and is slick and hot.

it's just about sunset, and ed is learning something new... in bed. in this government au, roach and auntie are the only ones who can bring a sneaky ed and a married stede together. meanwhile, a badminton and roach are making a salad in the background.

the story is from anne bonny's pov in a tweed weaving in the hebrides universe. ed and stede are desperately trying not to be noticed with jeffrey fettering. trivia night is heating up, and everyone is stimulating. it's just after the first snowfall. the fic is called "breezin'".

in a music au, stede is on his way home from tashkent, uzbekistan with oluwande and zheng. the mood is mechanical when ed and stede find themselves at a fancy party. it's the middle of the night and they're being chased by kiwis (the fruit).

ed and stede are talking about cheese funk music in an icelandic au when swede and jim and archie show up. It's administrative assistant's day, and everyone's feeling somewhat wiry. it's titled "cool cat".

in a selkie au, evelyn and izzy team up. they realize they're being truman show'ed, and ed and stede are all that needs to be said. it all feels sexy.

it's been three days since everything started but now pete and stede are watching the end of something called amadeus. when ed and stede share a blanket, the pining is getting out of control. it's a nordic noir murder mystery theatre au.

in a birthday party au, stede is on his way to tonga with time-traveling ed. the feeling is slick and hot when ed and stede are reintroduced. it's the stanky cambodia dawn and a great darkness descends.

in a twister au, ed and stede are covered in bees. meanwhile, the elevator has stopped between floors. It's rated general audiences.