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Ok

09.03.2026 03:38 β€” πŸ‘ 65    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Wemby on defence

07.03.2026 20:23 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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ah another heartwarming sydney property story

07.03.2026 10:00 β€” πŸ‘ 67    πŸ” 15    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1
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this is making me laugh so hard

05.03.2026 19:02 β€” πŸ‘ 1923    πŸ” 401    πŸ’¬ 90    πŸ“Œ 250

this may be unfair but i am automatically and deeply suspicious of anyone who looks to have a romantic 20th anniversary getaway in dubai

03.03.2026 02:58 β€” πŸ‘ 26    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

i think this will be the day donald trump becomes president

25.02.2026 00:19 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Imagine being on a panel with Corey Feldman and Wil Wheaton. Jerry O'Connell is going to come out of this experience like Fiona Apple after hanging out with Quentin Tarantino and Paul Thomas Anderson

23.02.2026 22:39 β€” πŸ‘ 69    πŸ” 15    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

A man with Coprolaliac Tourette’s Syndrome (award-nominated for a film about his disorder) yelling the N-word at Black actors on stage, is an unstoppable force meeting an immovable object. A trolley problem for a new era. It’s a Woke 2.0 cosmic test of some kind. Too on the nose to engage with.

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Want to know why teachers are underpaid

21.02.2026 21:14 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

well I for one am happy that the federal liberal party have formally recognised palestine

16.02.2026 11:11 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Just incredible. The crowning glory was β€œonly a white dreadlocked coloniser is brave and cunning enough to save the Indigenous people from colonisers, and as a reward for his suffering he becomes genetically Indigenous, thereby cleansing his colonial sin too”. Avatar is β€œGet Out” without the irony.

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This is a real sentence in a new NYT article about how the US has changed since Trump, lol.

22.01.2026 00:33 β€” πŸ‘ 1012    πŸ” 198    πŸ’¬ 21    πŸ“Œ 52

more important it's three guys who have still clearly not come to grips with their baldness

13.02.2026 00:10 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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end of Q1 lfg

11.02.2026 04:15 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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gradient.horse Draw a horse, watch it run!

omg everybody go draw a horse this is what the internet was made for

gradient.horse

09.02.2026 23:11 β€” πŸ‘ 7012    πŸ” 3611    πŸ’¬ 35    πŸ“Œ 154

once again, nsw sadly latching onto whatever trend Victoria steals from the usa

09.02.2026 23:18 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

crazy that minns saw what andrews did during covid and thought 'that's pissweak'

09.02.2026 23:18 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Above all, the nfl is a business, and they see the future in progressive multiculturalism, for whatever that’s worth

09.02.2026 04:23 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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The rainbow logo, the softboi national anthem, bad bunny halftime all being arranged by the ostensibly most right wing sport in america says to me that there is still hope for that country

09.02.2026 04:22 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
People: 8-Month-Old Baby Goes Viral After Hairdresser Mom Gave Her a 'Fresh' Set of 22 Inch Extensions (Exclusive)

People: 8-Month-Old Baby Goes Viral After Hairdresser Mom Gave Her a 'Fresh' Set of 22 Inch Extensions (Exclusive)

Baby with 22inch hair extensions

Baby with 22inch hair extensions

This photo is funnier than it has any business being

people.com/hairdresser-...

07.02.2026 15:13 β€” πŸ‘ 11938    πŸ” 1975    πŸ’¬ 109    πŸ“Œ 318
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it's unbelievable to me that someone could actually be a trillionaire. i think most of us have trouble internalizing how much money that truly is. let me put it in simple terms for you: a trillion dollars is three million dollars

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Luigi Mangione surrounded by flames grinning with the text Repent or Perish

Luigi Mangione surrounded by flames grinning with the text Repent or Perish

Westboro Baptist Church tried to make an Anti-Luigi Mangione poster but it just looks like Luigi is threatening billionaires and goes unironically hard af

04.02.2026 20:59 β€” πŸ‘ 17793    πŸ” 5372    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 362
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lol. lmao

04.02.2026 22:34 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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incredible diligence from my bank's comms team here. copy/pasting is hard work

04.02.2026 10:37 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

ed's hot tip for the day: if you're ever calling a provider (phone, internet, power, etc.) for some kind of service/upgrade/change, never select that option on the phone. select sales and you will have zero wait time on the phone

03.02.2026 06:18 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0