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Clinically Insane | ( ( G T S M ) ) | The Proud One Died and Became Demon

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Love Fairy Tail πŸ‘΄πŸ½

22.02.2025 08:21 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I might be an actual genius idk

22.01.2025 21:43 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Music production has once again #begun 🀭

18.01.2025 18:44 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1
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Rise and Shine

15.01.2025 13:58 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Almost Said Sum CRAZY S2 Ep. 6: "Healing & Growth… type shi”
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New Episode of Almost Said Sum CRAZY β€” I’m thinking we’re back!

youtu.be/YHhFQYRUjPA?...

08.01.2025 19:36 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Marvel Rivals has taken away my ability to enjoy other games

04.01.2025 16:22 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Good morning πŸ˜€

03.01.2025 15:29 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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SmoothPapi is taking over my life 😭😭

02.01.2025 21:11 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man with a beard and blue eyes is looking up at the sky in the dark . ALT: a man with a beard and blue eyes is looking up at the sky in the dark .
02.01.2025 21:05 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m glad people find me a comfortable place to come to with their problems 🩡

28.12.2024 16:45 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I need more people to see Sonic 3, that shit changed my life I gotta yap about it

22.12.2024 00:57 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Greatest movie of all time

20.12.2024 15:43 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Nigga taking my ticket really asked me what movie I’m here to see STOP PLAYING WIMME

20.12.2024 04:35 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1
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Is this rizz?

19.12.2024 15:59 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

gofund.me/bb6ae0e9 This one is hard to say but my mom just had surgery for stage 2 breast cancer 2 days ago, and she's okay, but the bills are crazy rn so if you can help donate just a dollar to my mom that would help alot, even a repost on this post would mean so much to me. MAN CANCER SUCKS

18.12.2024 17:09 β€” πŸ‘ 18    πŸ” 17    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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Good morning

19.12.2024 14:16 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I might genuinely be the nastiest nigga on the planet omg

I ordered food and saw how BADDDD my driver was and I put on a whole crazy fit and did my hair by the time she got here and went all the way down to pick it up from her πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€

Literally got complimented crazy and got her number omfg 😭😭

18.12.2024 03:32 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

Omg drop the album πŸ’€

16.12.2024 18:17 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This nigga Carti is NOT Music bro 😭😭😭

16.12.2024 18:17 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I remember in 2nd grade when I convinced this kid he was adopted bc his last name was Foster and I told him to look up the definition 😭😭

16.12.2024 17:17 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Holy shit, one breakup from a dependent relationship turned me into the worst texter in the world omg

I used to answer people within the same minute of them texting, now it’s days or never 😭😭

15.12.2024 18:20 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Good morning

14.12.2024 14:50 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I think I have a real addiction to the color blue 😭

12.12.2024 22:42 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I wish people would stop looking for new games to be the β€œx” killer, and just allow it to express its character on its own

I really enjoy Rivals of Aether 2 and other platform fighters but I’m not trying to find a β€œSmash Killer”

Same with Marvel Rivals and Overwatch

12.12.2024 01:35 β€” πŸ‘ 14    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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10.12.2024 20:59 β€” πŸ‘ 20    πŸ” 36    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 3

I’m sorry, but saying Iron Fist needs to be nerfed is the biggest self report

10.12.2024 20:40 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Little girl called my hair a pretty cloud 🩡

10.12.2024 18:52 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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GOAT GOAT GOAT @omegapro.bsky.social @lotusasakura.bsky.social @goolaguna.bsky.social @jdartz.bsky.social @eudyuchiha.bsky.social

10.12.2024 18:27 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Most used emote is crazy 😭

10.12.2024 18:30 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I think the depression started to set in when I stopped caring about shitting in public

09.12.2024 21:34 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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